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13 hours ago, philpy said:
14 hours ago, WeAreElgin said:
I worked with a project manager from South Africa who said "dah-ta" (or more like da-ra) at least 10 times a day and it was fucking horrific. Completely put me off a decent project.

Alan, you can't!!

Well there's no need for that!

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1 hour ago, Empty It said:
On 24/05/2019 at 23:43, Highland Capital said:
Who?  Star Trek is a bit before my time and I'm not a massive nerd.

Hates Americanisms yet uses the word "nerd"

Aue, but never pronounces it "Nurd".

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11 hours ago, NotThePars said:

 


“Here, bid, that’s no a bonk machine. That’s a fence”

 

 

11 hours ago, Highland Capital said:

He sounded like he had more of an Elgin accent.

 

10 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said:

Nonsense. More Keith imo.

Apparently it was someone from Aberdeen trying to put an Inverness accent on, and failing spectacularly.  

I've never heard someone call it a bonk in my life.

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People who didn't vote and blame it on the fact that "we have had too many elections lately"

Just to be clear the polls are open for 15 hours throughout the day and you couldn't find the 5mins to grab your card and go down?

I wonder if they have the same attitude to walking the kids to school?

'But I took you to school yesterday. How many times do I have to walk you to school?'

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People who didn't vote and blame it on the fact that "we have had too many elections lately"
Just to be clear the polls are open for 15 hours throughout the day and you couldn't find the 5mins to grab your card and go down?
I wonder if they have the same attitude to walking the kids to school?
'But I took you to school yesterday. How many times do I have to walk you to school?'
Or pathetic Morons who are like "I can't go through all that again".

Poor fucking soul. Go back to your Love Island and ignore real issues.
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