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9 minutes ago, D.A.F.C said:

That sounds quite good tbh.

It would be shite. Football robbed of it beauty and creativity and just endless stats, stats, stats which the Americans seem to absolutely love.

9 minutes ago, mishtergrolsch said:

People who watch a sport which is only really popular in one country and said country hosts the "World Series"

Away and shite.

QI alarm bell moment - pretty sure it’s called that because it was originally founded by a company named World’s or some shiz.

Edit - or not. Just googled it and snopes says that claim is false and they do actually kinda think the national champion is the world champion.

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2 minutes ago, mishtergrolsch said:

My point is that theu dont all compete in the World Series though. Just seems to be American teams.

There used to be a baseball World Cup but the Yanks got fed up when Cuba kept winning it.

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QI alarm bell moment - pretty sure it’s called that because it was originally founded by a company named World’s or some shiz.
Edit - or not. Just googled it and snopes says that claim is false and they do actually kinda think the national champion is the world champion.

Its a pretty fair assumption, although on a national team basis the Cubans and Dom Rep players are the best in the world the MLB is the best league, none of the other leagues could touch them and the best MLB club can quite safely say they are the best in the world.
Its not just a national championship however as there is also Canadian representation.
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I recall playing rounders and softball at school and fielding was godawfully boring. Basketball was decent though and I’ve always enjoyed watching it ever since highlights were on Channel 4, I think around the same time as Football Italia. Space Jam probably helped too.

I think with basketball you need to get used to the fact that scoring is common and the match generally builds to a momentous finish. But there are still pretty big moments where a team gets one against the head or an individual or team does something ingenious. Like in 5 set tennis the winner will score well over 100 points but you can still be impressed when Federer does something special.

The main drawback seems to be the fact it is mainly played by genetic freaks at the top level but I think it and ice hockey are the only two popular American team sports which replicate what is good about football. 

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6 minutes ago, Inanimate Carbon Rod said:


Its a pretty fair assumption, although on a national team basis the Cubans and Dom Rep players are the best in the world the MLB is the best league, none of the other leagues could touch them and the best MLB club can quite safely say they are the best in the world.
Its not just a national championship however as there is also Canadian representation.

I suppose the point is that hardly anyone else gives that much of a f**k about baseball so of course they’re going to be the best.

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21 minutes ago, Inanimate Carbon Rod said:


Maybe in this country but thats a pretty wrong assertion on the hundreds of millions of people around the world who watch it.

Other than a couple of small countries in Latin America I can’t think of any where it would be the top sport and in most it wouldn’t even be close to the top.

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Other than a couple of small countries in Latin America I can’t think of any where it would be the top sport and in most it wouldn’t even be close to the top.
Baseball edges out fitba in South Korea in terms of league attendance. Baseball trumps fitba in Taiwan as well.
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4 minutes ago, GNU_Linux said:
11 minutes ago, The OP said:
Other than a couple of small countries in Latin America I can’t think of any where it would be the top sport and in most it wouldn’t even be close to the top.

Baseball edges out fitba in South Korea in terms of league attendance. Baseball trumps fitba in Taiwan as well.

They should rename it the “USA, bits of Canada, Puerto Rico, Dominican Republic and a couple of random east Asian countries Series” then imo.

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my brothers in the army and hes sound. never brings it up and doesn't really like talking about it. i was accepted in but had a stroke before. im a c**t so you might be right and my brothers an exception!
Wanking in the recruitment office is generally frowned upon right enough.
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10 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said:

Obviously there’s a designated Rangers Casino and a Celtic Casino at opposite ends of the strip.

I was more meaning when out of the actual hotel where the convention was.

Whenever you want into a casino it was either 1 group or the other. You rarely seen both sets of fans in the same place

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12 hours ago, Friedrich Nietzsche said:

People who believe that an individual's thoughts, opinions and "identity" carry more weight than actual scientific facts - especially when it comes to the ridiculous idea that people can choose their gender and change it at will.

If I identified as a female  Rhinoceros and insisted that everyone refer to me as Miss Rhino, I would be quite rightly ridiculed and probably detained in an institution. This is because it is impossible to be anything other than the species and gender I was born with. If society is going to allow people to "change" an unchangeable aspect of their biology such as gender, then why not allow them to change other fixed aspects as well?

All part of the 'Progressive' race to the bottom - pandering to / celebrating mentally ill delusions, celebrating obesity and hating beauty, deflecting responsibility for personal failure, etc etc etc.

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