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      Pie and Bovril Nostalgia Mobile Phone Cases!   12/09/18

      We are delighted to have partnered up with Nostalgia Cases to offer a huge range of fantastic Scottish Football phone cases to our visitors. These high quality cases are available in a range of retro and up to date designs and there variations available for all Premiership, Championship and League 1 clubs as well as four of the League 2 teams. Within each club there are a range of choices. You'll find it difficult to choose! This is an Edinburgh based start-up, and they also provide a custom design service so if there is a kit you don't see that you'd love for your phone you can get in touch with them and they'll add it to their range. Naturally there is a HUGE support for all the major phone manufacturers and models and what's more delivery in the UK is completely FREE. What's even better is that Pie and Bovril users can get 10% off their order using the coupon code PIEANDBOV Take a look and browse the full range for your favourite club by clicking through to the website below. https://bit.ly/2M5laZs
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19 minutes ago, Unleash The Nade said:

Anyone who wears Stone Island clothing 

Anyone who gets wound up about people who wear Stone Island. 

It’s a jumper, mate. :lol: 

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Don’t they normally go about door knocking in pairs. wear brown suits, white shirt and tie, speak with a septic accent and usually ride bikes or is that the Watchtower mob?

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15 minutes ago, Karpaty said:

Anyone who gets wound up about people who wear Stone Island. 

It’s a jumper, mate. :lol: 

^^^

Ned found 

Who said I’m wound up ? 

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Folk who dress their job up to sound far more important than it actually is.

I know a lassie who's a barber.  She calls all her customers 'clients'.   Makes her sound like a prossie.  You cut old men's hair at 9 quid a pop.  You aren't doing the hair at the Paris Fashion Show hen.

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14 minutes ago, TheScarf said:

 

  She calls all her customers 'clients'.  

Looks like you fell for the old “ I’m a hairdresser story “ 

Edited by Unleash The Nade

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28 minutes ago, NewBornBairn said:

Folk with personal calling cards

Like the wet bandits/sticky bandits.

21 minutes ago, TheScarf said:

Folk who dress their job up to sound far more important than it actually is.

I know a lassie who's a barber.  She calls all her customers 'clients'.   Makes her sound like a prossie.  You cut old men's hair at 9 quid a pop.  You aren't doing the hair at the Paris Fashion Show hen.

I think barbers can call their customers clients if they have to phone up and book an appointment but not if they just turn up and wait. 

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Just now, The OP said:

Like the wet bandits/sticky bandits.

I think barbers can call their customers clients if they have to phone up and book an appointment but not if they just turn up and wait. 

Her job is the latter.

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38 minutes ago, TheScarf said:

Folk who dress their job up to sound far more important than it actually is.

I know a lassie who's a barber.  She calls all her customers 'clients'.   Makes her sound like a prossie.  You cut old men's hair at 9 quid a pop.  You aren't doing the hair at the Paris Fashion Show hen.

Social workers who label the people they help "Service Users" rather than "Clients", as the the latter would imply they had rights, and a measure of dignity.

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Adult men, or anyone over the age of 12, who watches WWF wrestling.
 


It’s called WWE actually.

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people who do not acknowledge that you've voluntarily given way to them or been otherwise accommodating and courteous while driving - or who don't indicate

hope you crash and burn to death in the ensuing fireball, you p***ks

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