Gaz FFC Posted May 28, 2019 Share Posted May 28, 2019 Just now, Dele said: Perhaps they didn't vote because politicians are lying b*****ds and you're fucked whoever you vote for. So we are dumb for voting? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted May 28, 2019 Share Posted May 28, 2019 On 25/05/2019 at 01:00, Highland Capital said: Amazon rhymes with bin. The f**k is this. 9 minutes ago, Gaz FFC said: So we are dumb for voting? Not for voting, no. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted May 28, 2019 Share Posted May 28, 2019 31 minutes ago, Gaz FFC said: So we are dumb for voting? No, you're dumb for jumping to conclusions. 19 minutes ago, The Moonster said: The f**k is this. I'm genuinely surprised more hasn't been made on this whole thing. It's him that started the topic too so christ knows what other monstrosities he's brought to it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the tungston weasel Posted May 28, 2019 Share Posted May 28, 2019 Drinking any type of alcopop. If we include any fruit flavor cider as an alcopop. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted May 28, 2019 Share Posted May 28, 2019 Apple? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted May 28, 2019 Share Posted May 28, 2019 Alky pop pops 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Highland Capital Posted May 29, 2019 Author Share Posted May 29, 2019 Pronounce Krispy Kreme as ‘Crispy Crem’. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted May 29, 2019 Share Posted May 29, 2019 2 minutes ago, Highland Capital said: Crispy Crem Grimbo's flat. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted May 29, 2019 Share Posted May 29, 2019 I went into the Krispy Kreme in Edinburgh a few weeks ago to get a coffee and in front of me in the queue there were four soldiers each buying a dozen donuts.I’m concerned about the ability of our fighting forces to repel any invasion because they will all be in a diabetic coma. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted May 29, 2019 Share Posted May 29, 2019 I can barely stomach one donut. Are these guys fucking robots? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathematics Posted May 29, 2019 Share Posted May 29, 2019 1 minute ago, TheScarf said: I can barely stomach one donut. Are these guys fucking robots? Mindless automatons. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted May 29, 2019 Share Posted May 29, 2019 Stuffing donuts up each others stinking arseholes as part of some morale building game no doubt. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted May 29, 2019 Share Posted May 29, 2019 1 minute ago, ICTChris said: Stuffing donuts up each others stinking arseholes as part of some morale building game no doubt. Where can one sign up? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted May 29, 2019 Share Posted May 29, 2019 9 hours ago, mathematics said: Mindless automatons. Good, I don't want anyone questioning orders if their job is to protect me from the baddies. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted May 30, 2019 Share Posted May 30, 2019 16 hours ago, ICTChris said: Stuffing donuts up each others stinking arseholes as part of some morale building game no doubt. Rugby players IMO. 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsr Posted May 30, 2019 Share Posted May 30, 2019 16 hours ago, ICTChris said: Stuffing donuts up each others stinking arseholes as part of some morale building game no doubt. Ring donuts, presumably? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tongue_tied_danny Posted May 30, 2019 Share Posted May 30, 2019 9 hours ago, nsr said: Ring donuts, presumably? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsr Posted May 31, 2019 Share Posted May 31, 2019 People who take up two car parking spaces for a normal-sized car. Should be shoved in one of those car crushers. The car too. 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted May 31, 2019 Share Posted May 31, 2019 1 hour ago, nsr said: People who take up two car parking spaces for a normal-sized car. Should be shoved in one of those car crushers. The car too. I've often wondered if that's ignorance or just a general I'm alright attitude? I'd imagine in some cases people didn't mean to be cocks and when I see someone I know do it I rip them for being useless at parking trying to shame them. Once returned to my car and someone had parked next to us in the parent and child spaces. They'd made a real c**t of it with the car parked diagonal and far too close to my car. By luck they returned as I was loading the boot and with me being a guy who rarely bites his tongue i informed her she's "doing nowt for the stereotype that women can't park a big motor" She was a bit embarrassed and it felt good to show her up for failing to get into the biggest spaces in the car park. Assume she parked there because she's completely incapable of parking in the smaller spaces as although she was with her kids they were teenagers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsr Posted May 31, 2019 Share Posted May 31, 2019 I've always assumed it's bellends with Audis and BMWs who are terrified of their car getting a scratch when the guy in the next space opens his door. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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