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6 hours ago, nsr said:

People who drive around with the window down and music blaring out when it's not even a warm day.

James Todd Smith breaks it down for you thus:

You know it's funky, funky, funky 'cause you heard it from hearsay
A jam that you love that don't be gettin' no airplay
Strictly for frontin' when you're ridin' around
12 o'clock at night with your windows down
Headlights blinkin' 'cause your batteries drained
Armor All on your tyres and a big gold chain
Parkin outside of all the hip-hop spots
Push the E-Q and play connect the dots
Leanin to the side, people everywhere
The trunk full of amps, there ain't no room for a spare
Big beats bumpin' with the bass in back
All the sophisticated suckers catch a heart attack
'Cause they don't understand why I act this way
Pumpin' up the funky beat until the break of day
It's because I want attention when I'm ridin' by
And the girls be on my jock 'cause my system's fly

 

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29 minutes ago, Bairnardo said:

Since when did wearing white trainers represent anything other than wearing the most popular trainer colour by far?

I’d wonder if this still applies outwith the 18-25, or maybe the 18-30 age demographic? 

Other than my daughter, I literally can’t think of seeing anyone I know wearing plain white trainers.

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I’d wonder if this still applies outwith the 18-25, or maybe the 18-30 age demographic? 
Other than my daughter, I literally can’t think of seeing anyone I know wearing plain white trainers.
Even if it isnt most popular, not buying that wearing white trainers means you think you are hard or anything of the sort.

(I have white trainers, I am also very hard)
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5 minutes ago, Bairnardo said:

Even if it isnt most popular, not buying that wearing white trainers means you think you are hard or anything of the sort.

(I have white trainers, I am also very hard)

I personally dislike mostly white trainers. No real reason why. 

(I have semi-white trainers, I am semi hard)

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48 minutes ago, D.A.F.C said:

I kinda know where DA is coming from. A group of ten kids with Adidas gutties and skinny jeans swaggering about like Noel Gallagher.
Almost every club has them.

Rewind in Dundee doesn’t.

They wouldn’t fucking dare.

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1 hour ago, eez-eh said:

Imagine getting that wound up by the colour of someone’s trainers, shitting Christ.

FWIW, I have several trainers, some are white, most aren’t.

Who is wound up about it? I can't see anyone here wound up about it. 

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