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3 hours ago, Granny Danger said:

People who lick an envelope and cut their face in the process.

To make matters worse, some brute half my age and much taller and heavier cracked me right on the cut a little while ago. 

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2 minutes ago, tongue_tied_danny said:

Fjallraven backpacks...

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So much this. They're just a pricey fashion accessory. I see so many students where I work who have them. Absolute drones.

As bags they're utter shite. They have a laughable capacity.

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8 minutes ago, Falcor Roar said:

Yeah he became really English in the 1 year he lived there as a baby. 

Apparently Karamoko Dembele isn't English even though he was born there, he only stayed there a year so isn't English. 

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People who constantly pronounce phenomenal as “phemonanal” ok, I understand some people finding it difficult to pronounce certain words, but if that’s the case, drop it from your vocabulary.
There is a word for these people, I did training on it but can’t remember the term, as soon as I locate my sissificate, I’ll update you all.

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25 minutes ago, Dele said:

Apparently Karamoko Dembele isn't English even though he was born there, he only stayed there a year so isn't English. 

Should have gone with the Ivory Coast imo. Best chance of making it on to a World Cup qualifying team.

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4 hours ago, A96 said:

Wearing jeans that have ridden down so as to expose a large part of the boxers.

I once saw a man presumably in his late 20s or early 30s dressed like this, with his wee boy under 10 dressed exactly the same way.

I almost wept.

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