Gaz FFC Posted March 25, 2019 Share Posted March 25, 2019 2 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: Mon tae f**k sir Sorry but that's what it's called and outlet shopping centre sounds wordy 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted March 25, 2019 Share Posted March 25, 2019 1 minute ago, Gaz FFC said: Sorry* but ** *Accepted **Not required 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted March 25, 2019 Share Posted March 25, 2019 40 minutes ago, Dee Man said: Folk who think that every any post on here is deadly serious. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted March 25, 2019 Share Posted March 25, 2019 1 hour ago, Bairnardo said: Mr X is correct. I too have tomato ketchup on eggs and will square go anyone over it. Name the time and place. 1 hour ago, The Moonster said: A fried egg has the perfect in-built sauce and does not require addition. Tomato ketchup is for kids to have with their happy meals and doesn't belong anywhere near an adults diet. You are therefore wrong and a moron. Ketchup is a sauce for kids. 1 hour ago, Gaz FFC said: In my work I regularly come across peoples houses where several doors have received some physical treatment. Reading your post I'm linking the 2 to the same type of reactive people. Do 1st Think later types. @Stellaboz once put a big hole in a door and his old man made him go and repair it. 1 hour ago, Dele said: Runny yolk and tomato ketchup is a brilliant combination. Over crispy bacon is as close to heaven as I think I will ever achieve. I also wish to fight you over this. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted March 25, 2019 Share Posted March 25, 2019 Brown sauce on beans is perfectly acceptable. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted March 25, 2019 Share Posted March 25, 2019 44 minutes ago, Rugster said: Brown sauce on beans is perfectly acceptable. 13 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A96 Posted March 25, 2019 Share Posted March 25, 2019 3 hours ago, Gaz FFC said: Saturday i was leaving the outlet mall in Livingston and even though the road was 1 way coming towards me was 1 of these Ford ranger trucks driven by big men with small penises (you know the type) I decided I'd had enough of knobheads today so stood my ground and stayed in the middle of the road and not allow him to get round me easily or avoid him. As he got to right infront of me I stood with my finger out shouting 1 way at the Bell end and he gave me the vickys as he squeezed by. A moral victory that i didn't just take his pish but definitely a moron who probably thinks he can do what he likes as he's huge with a huge car and no doubt tiny penis Automatically thinking of the driver's penis on seeing a large car. Maybe more disturbing than moronic, come to think of it......(and he quite possibly did) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8MileBU Posted March 25, 2019 Share Posted March 25, 2019 Mr X is correct. I too have tomato ketchup on eggs and will square go anyone over it. Coasters car park tonight. I’ll kick your c**t in. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted March 25, 2019 Share Posted March 25, 2019 In the space of a few P&B hours we've seen: Ketchup on eggs Use of the term "Shopping mall" Wanting to eat abandoned biscuits found lying in the street Starting sentences with "so" And to think DA Baracus got a hard time over his high concept pram. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted March 25, 2019 Share Posted March 25, 2019 1 minute ago, Shandon Par said: In the space of a few P&B hours we've seen: Ketchup on eggs Use of the term "Shopping mall" Wanting to eat abandoned biscuits found lying in the street Starting sentences with "so" And to think DA Baracus got a hard time over his high concept pram. Broon sauce on beans...... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted March 25, 2019 Share Posted March 25, 2019 Brown sauce mixed with the runny yolk of a fried eggs is a delight. Tomato sauce with everything else EXCEPT baked beans is also delightful. This makes sauce selection for a fully cooked breakfast a dilemma. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted March 25, 2019 Share Posted March 25, 2019 Brown sauce on beans and ketchup on eggs are both fine. Or ketchup on beans or brown sauce on eggs. Or a mix of both sauces on either. The trouble comes when egg and beans get mixed. I tend to use the partridge tactic of a sausage as a barrier. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted March 25, 2019 Share Posted March 25, 2019 6 minutes ago, coprolite said: Or a mix of both sauces on either. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevieKTID Posted March 25, 2019 Share Posted March 25, 2019 Get some Sriracha on your eggs, it's the way to go 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted March 25, 2019 Share Posted March 25, 2019 5 minutes ago, stevieKTID said: Get some Sriracha on your eggs, it's the way to go I raise you Encona West Indian hot pepper sauce. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted March 25, 2019 Share Posted March 25, 2019 8 minutes ago, stevieKTID said: Get some Sriracha on your eggs, it's the way to go This or Maggi extra hot chilli ketchup on a fried egg in a bowl of noodles is a regular in my house. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted March 25, 2019 Share Posted March 25, 2019 10 minutes ago, The Moonster said: I've never deliberately pre-blended the sauces but I will experiment and let you know how I get on. If it works then I'll branch out to bbq etc. Maybe this is how heston Blumenthal got started 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted March 25, 2019 Share Posted March 25, 2019 1 minute ago, coprolite said: I've never deliberately pre-blended the sauces but I will experiment and let you know how I get on. If it works then I'll branch out to bbq etc. Maybe this is how heston Blumenthal got started No, this is how Ted Bundy got started. 12 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted March 25, 2019 Share Posted March 25, 2019 Despite my best efforts I find it hard not to look down my nose at brown sauce. For some reason I've always felt it is the condiment of the jakeball. Quite happy to mix mustard and may or ketchup and mayo though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted March 25, 2019 Share Posted March 25, 2019 I’m always amazed at the number of adults that admit to eating ketchup (and therefore also admit to being filthy nonces). 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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