Melanius Mullarkey Posted January 7, 2023 Share Posted January 7, 2023 20 hours ago, Bert Raccoon said: Probably rattling @Mrs Mullarkay instead of reading the inane pish in here Hopefully someone is. Keeps her out of my way. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Highland Capital Posted January 16, 2023 Author Share Posted January 16, 2023 Superstitious people. If you're terrified of number 13, touch wood for good luck, don't walk under ladders and eagerly spot magpies because someone told you it was bad luck then you are an idiot. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted January 16, 2023 Share Posted January 16, 2023 9 hours ago, Highland Capital said: Superstitious people. If you're terrified of number 13, touch wood for good luck, don't walk under ladders and eagerly spot magpies because someone told you it was bad luck then you are an idiot. It's bad luck to wear green.. Spoiler ..in The Loudon.... There's a good episode of Hancock's Half Hour where Sid keeps ripping off a superstitious Hancock so they were taking the piss out of it back in the 1950s 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tongue_tied_danny Posted January 17, 2023 Share Posted January 17, 2023 Shopping at USC. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
accies1874 Posted January 20, 2023 Share Posted January 20, 2023 Playing videos full blast on a train or indeed any other public place. 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted January 20, 2023 Share Posted January 20, 2023 Feeling the need to read the article on the BBC that explains why prices are still going up even though inflation is falling. Also the Tory MP on the radio who described this as "the cost of living going down from 10.7%" Too much latin at public schools. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted January 20, 2023 Share Posted January 20, 2023 On 31/12/2022 at 16:21, djchapsticks said: Anybody who queues for or buys 'prime' energy drink for an exuberant amount of money because KSI and Logan Paul have decided to take a batch of Vitamin Water and stick it in a new shit looking bottle needs their head and hard drive thoroughly checked. What a fucking society. Dropped-his-wallet-in-a-prime energy drink-type post 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101 Posted January 29, 2023 Share Posted January 29, 2023 People who blast their horns to get the attention of folk in a house, either they know you are coming and are keeping and eye out or you can chap their door. Lazy noisy c***s. 15 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soapy FFC Posted January 29, 2023 Share Posted January 29, 2023 1 hour ago, 101 said: People who blast their horns to get the attention of folk in a house, either they know you are coming and are keeping and eye out or you can chap their door. Lazy noisy c***s. Combine this with people who blast their horns when leaving someones house and the people are standing on the door step waving at them going. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loonytoons Posted January 29, 2023 Share Posted January 29, 2023 5 minutes ago, Soapy FFC said: Combine this with people who blast their horns when leaving someones house and the people are standing on the door step waving at them going. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted January 29, 2023 Share Posted January 29, 2023 3 hours ago, 101 said: People who blast their horns to get the attention of folk in a house, either they know you are coming and are keeping and eye out or you can chap their door. Lazy noisy c***s. I used to live across from a guy who clearly got a lift to work, 6.40am on the dot everyday some c**t beeping their horn. Arseholes 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted January 29, 2023 Share Posted January 29, 2023 I find it mad anyone would use a horn instead of using your phone to let them know. Most definitely auld boomers doing this, coz thats whit we did in ma day. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted January 29, 2023 Share Posted January 29, 2023 Eh dinner even pick embdy up. Eh just stop ootside hooses and toot de toot Tae wind c***s up. Whit ma like. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loonytoons Posted January 29, 2023 Share Posted January 29, 2023 33 minutes ago, Derry Alli said: Eh dinner even pick embdy up. Eh just stop ootside hooses and toot de toot Tae wind c***s up. Whit ma like. That reminds me of when I saw a women get a parking ticket outside the BT building on Bell Street. She was with her teenage son. Son: "Why did he give you a ticket mum?" Mum: "Coz he's a c**t son, coz he's a c**t" The poor warden's face flinched each time at the C word. He also had a wee smirk on his face which I found quite acceptable. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted January 29, 2023 Share Posted January 29, 2023 2 minutes ago, Loonytoons said: The poor warden Pick your sides better my man. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loonytoons Posted January 29, 2023 Share Posted January 29, 2023 4 minutes ago, Derry Alli said: Pick your sides better my man. I did. That woman was an absolute horror. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thane of Cawdor Posted January 29, 2023 Share Posted January 29, 2023 8 hours ago, 101 said: People who blast their horns to get the attention of folk in a house, either they know you are coming and are keeping and eye out or you can chap their door. Lazy noisy c***s. Your day will come. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101 Posted January 29, 2023 Share Posted January 29, 2023 1 hour ago, Derry Alli said: Eh dinner even pick embdy up. Eh just stop ootside hooses and toot de toot Tae wind c***s up. Whit ma like. Consider me wound up!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TxRover Posted January 29, 2023 Share Posted January 29, 2023 1 hour ago, Loonytoons said: I did. That woman was an absolute horror. You left out the fact it was your ex-wife? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loonytoons Posted January 29, 2023 Share Posted January 29, 2023 29 minutes ago, TxRover said: You left out the fact it was your ex-wife? thankfully not. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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