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3 hours ago, DA Baracus said:

Folk who say a player should be signed on a 'pay as you play' deal.

Has such a deal even ever existed?

Of course they do. Players are queueing up to sign contracts that are dependent on random acts of stupidity by opponents 

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16 hours ago, DA Baracus said:

Folk who say a player should be signed on a 'pay as you play' deal.

Has such a deal even ever existed?

see below

15 hours ago, Zen Archer (Raconteur) said:

GEORGE BEST | Football | Hibs History | Hibernian Historical Trust | UK ...

If he played, he would receive a percentage of the gate money.  Maybe some of the older posters yer grandas as before my time, could highlight the contract.

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6 minutes ago, SlipperyP said:

see below

If he played, he would receive a percentage of the gate money.  Maybe some of the older posters yer grandas as before my time, could highlight the contract.

I'm ancient enough to know how to google it..

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Hibs chairman Tom Hart began hatching a plan. He pitched a pay-as-you-play deal to Best.

The money was good. Best would receive in excess of £2,000 per game at a time when his new team-mates would be earning closer to £100. He would be allowed to live in London, fly up on the Thursday, train on the Friday, play at the weekend, then fly back down south.

Given the No 11 shirt and a free role, there were even guarantees over playing time. It was all news to coach Eddie Turnbull.

“The deal was done behind my back,” he would later claim.

https://www.skysports.com/football/story-telling/11095/12133837/george-best-at-hibernian-the-story-of-the-legends-year-in-scotland

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Can I nominate myself?

Went to work on Tuesday and signed in with a finger print on a wee device, 'SORRY YOU CANT ENTER'

Ok someone  else would 'clock in' let me through the gates.

Told the IT guys it's fucked, even showed them it fucked.

Had to then check in with front office, so I get paid.

Friday (today) morning while having my cuppa before work I put my hands to my head.

Bought a new phone that wanted finger print easy access....

Different fingers boy.....sticking my wrong finger for work. Middle finger for work, index for phone ffs

ETA - This morning I just fingered the correct and walking in....

so much fingering going on my life with no pleasure.

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1 hour ago, SlipperyP said:

Can I nominate myself?

Went to work on Tuesday and signed in with a finger print on a wee device, 'SORRY YOU CANT ENTER'

Ok someone  else would 'clock in' let me through the gates.

Told the IT guys it's fucked, even showed them it fucked.

Had to then check in with front office, so I get paid.

Friday (today) morning while having my cuppa before work I put my hands to my head.

Bought a new phone that wanted finger print easy access....

Different fingers boy.....sticking my wrong finger for work. Middle finger for work, index for phone ffs

ETA - This morning I just fingered the correct and walking in....

so much fingering going on my life with no pleasure.

Have you seen 'The Banshees of Inisherin' yet ?

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2 hours ago, SlipperyP said:

see below

If he played, he would receive a percentage of the gate money.  Maybe some of the older posters yer grandas as before my time, could highlight the contract.

So over 40 years ago then. Was that the last time it happened?

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6 hours ago, Soapy FFC said:

People who watch and follow 'lifestyle gurus' such as Marie Kondo.

I fold my clothes much more efficiently now thanks to that wee woman. 

Also she's very, very attractive, so there is also that.

So aye, my drawers are stuffed much more fully now...

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9 hours ago, DA Baracus said:

So over 40 years ago then. Was that the last time it happened?

ffs please put a timeline, no there is more, see USA Soccer League.

Anyway, I'm on a pay to play at Real Madrid, I refused Dunfermline because of travel arrangements (no helicopter landpad Gov)

 

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6 hours ago, velo army said:

I fold my clothes much more efficiently now thanks to that wee woman. 

Also she's very, very attractive, so there is also that.

So aye, my drawers are stuffed much more fully now...

You're a traveller, you show know all about folding clothes into a rugsake/suitcase by now?

 

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18 hours ago, DA Baracus said:

So over 40 years ago then. Was that the last time it happened?

Pay as you play is probably just a misunderstanding of it. I obviously don't know for certain but I've heard of some players that are on a very basic weekly wage and have an appearance based bonus. 

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1 hour ago, The Moonster said:

Pay as you play is probably just a misunderstanding of it. I obviously don't know for certain but I've heard of some players that are on a very basic weekly wage and have an appearance based bonus. 

When folk say it they really mean a player should be signed and only be paid if they play.

It's usually in regards to players who used to be good but have become wasters, in the hope they can finally (this time!) settle and calm down and regain ar least some of their top for, or to good players who have been injured loads.

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