BFTD Posted September 11, 2022 Share Posted September 11, 2022 (edited) Left alone for five minutes and you're all daring each other to munch on jobbies. Do I need to call your mothers again? 2 hours ago, Stellaboz said: People paying their respects.... by taking mobile pictures and videos and posting them on Facebook for likes. Fucking guid wan. I just noticed this on the local council's electronic condolence book. There are a few from people in similar positions; I assume they've got someone going round cutting and pasting them around the internet Edited September 11, 2022 by BFTD Fucking typos again 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alta-pete Posted September 11, 2022 Share Posted September 11, 2022 Here’s a dog owner who lives with horses as neighbours. Dogs largely eat - even the very best dry food - reprocessed protein (bits of dead animals that humans won’t with fillers). Horses eat - generally - reprocessed organic matter. Dug shite is foul. Horse shite is digested plant fertiliser. Away, collect an pour Fido’s scat on you rhubarb and report back on how you get on. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
effeffsee_the2nd Posted September 11, 2022 Share Posted September 11, 2022 10 minutes ago, alta-pete said: Here’s a dog owner who lives with horses as neighbours. Dogs largely eat - even the very best dry food - reprocessed protein (bits of dead animals that humans won’t with fillers). Horses eat - generally - reprocessed organic matter. Dug shite is foul. Horse shite is digested plant fertiliser. Away, collect an pour Fido’s scat on you rhubarb and report back on how you get on. Plenty of dugs will eat their own shite if you so much as take one eye of them before it’s removed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted September 11, 2022 Share Posted September 11, 2022 21 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: You don"t think that rather than trying to make microscopic level distinctions, it would be better if a safety first approach of "no animals allowed to leave shite all over the place" were adopted? You'd have to kill a f**k of a lot of foxes, rabbits, hedgehogs etc 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted September 11, 2022 Share Posted September 11, 2022 3 minutes ago, tamthebam said: You'd have to kill a f**k of a lot of foxes, rabbits, hedgehogs etc I'll have a word with the new gaffer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted September 11, 2022 Share Posted September 11, 2022 Human, dog and cat shite smells fucking horrible, horse shite doesn't smell too bad. No wonder, it's mainly internally processed hay, sugar lumps and the odd apple.* *My knowledge of horse diets is limited. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted September 11, 2022 Share Posted September 11, 2022 23 minutes ago, welshbairn said: Human, dog and cat shite smells fucking horrible, horse shite doesn't smell too bad. No wonder, it's mainly internally processed hay, sugar lumps and the odd apple.* *My knowledge of horse diets is limited. You're not kidding. Aw' cvnt knows that horses live on oats, pizza and CurlyWurlys. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torpar Posted October 21, 2022 Share Posted October 21, 2022 Refer to the Scottish Cup as "the Scottish", usually Junior inbreeds 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Markka Posted October 21, 2022 Share Posted October 21, 2022 Refer to the Scottish Cup as "the Scottish", usually Junior inbreeds I refer to it as "the senior Scottish".I am also likely to be classified as an inbred Junior. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted October 21, 2022 Share Posted October 21, 2022 41 minutes ago, Torpar said: Refer to the Scottish Cup as "the Scottish", usually Junior inbreeds Yep. It’s the Scottish Cup and the Junior Cup, imo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnydun Posted October 21, 2022 Share Posted October 21, 2022 On 11/09/2022 at 22:11, strichener said: Why you would sit and eat a bowl of shite whether it be horse, dog, pig or some other animal. Each to their own. Bit late to the party on this one. My former cunty f**k arsehole of a farmer landlord decided that, not only should I eat sheep and cow shite, but I should bathe, brush my teeth, wash my dishes etc, all with traces of what came out of a livestock's anus. Mmmmm num num. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted October 21, 2022 Share Posted October 21, 2022 On 11/09/2022 at 22:56, tamthebam said: You'd have to kill a f**k of a lot of foxes, rabbits, hedgehogs etc 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted October 21, 2022 Share Posted October 21, 2022 https://www.express.co.uk/news/world/1686131/us-news-daycare-horror-mask-workers-charged-with-child-abuse-latest-dxusCalling Cards of Sick c***s would be more appropriate. I do enjoy giving my girls the odd scare and they usually react by wanting to leather me. But if their reactions were anything like the wee girl at the end of the video above then I wouldn't do it again. No idea what goes on inside some folks heads. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Highland Capital Posted October 23, 2022 Author Share Posted October 23, 2022 Someone who refers to themself as a "free thinker" which usually comes from someone who thinks absolute garbage. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glennie Posted October 24, 2022 Share Posted October 24, 2022 about a dozen crammed in here take your pick 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted October 24, 2022 Share Posted October 24, 2022 6 hours ago, Glennie said: about a dozen crammed in here take your pick I see one thing, that being the mask, which is unnecessary for a photo. What are the other things you think are wrong here? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted October 24, 2022 Share Posted October 24, 2022 21 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: I see one thing, that being the mask, which is unnecessary for a photo. What are the other things you think are wrong here? Not the photo per se, but that's not how you spell "fly". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiegoDiego Posted October 24, 2022 Share Posted October 24, 2022 What are the other things you think are wrong here?#NewProfilePic 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nutz_the_Squirrel Posted October 29, 2022 Share Posted October 29, 2022 Comments on Daily Record’s Facebook posts 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul Kersey Posted October 29, 2022 Share Posted October 29, 2022 Halloween decorations. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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