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19 minutes ago, Empty It said:

Protesting outside abortion clinics.

I find it fucking strange why anyone would object to abortion. There are literally an infinite number of reasons why someone would require/want one. 

But no, big beardy man in sky say abortion bad.

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People in airports in general, but here are a few specific examples:

- Being surprised that you need your boarding pass handy for going through the gates to security

- Stopping in the middle of the queue for the gates to security to rifle through your bag to find your boarding pass, holding up everyone behind you

- Being surprised that you need your passport handy for the relevant checks

- Stopping in the middle of the queue for the passport checks to rifle through your bag to find your passport, holding up everyone behind you

- Rather than taking your tray after it goes through the machine at security to one of the designated areas, standing still and to gather your things up from the tray and holding up all the trays, and people, behind you. Bonus moron points if this includes putting on a jacket and/or clothes

- Trying to take liquids through security that are over the limit

- Not leaving enough time to clear security, especially in busier times

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34 minutes ago, DA Baracus said:

People in airports in general, but here are a few specific examples:

- Being surprised that you need your boarding pass handy for going through the gates to security

- Stopping in the middle of the queue for the gates to security to rifle through your bag to find your boarding pass, holding up everyone behind you

- Being surprised that you need your passport handy for the relevant checks

- Stopping in the middle of the queue for the passport checks to rifle through your bag to find your passport, holding up everyone behind you

- Rather than taking your tray after it goes through the machine at security to one of the designated areas, standing still and to gather your things up from the tray and holding up all the trays, and people, behind you. Bonus moron points if this includes putting on a jacket and/or clothes

- Trying to take liquids through security that are over the limit

- Not leaving enough time to clear security, especially in busier times

Standing an inch from the baggage carousel as soon as they get there blocking access to people whose bags are available instead of standing a few feet back to let people in and move forward when your bag arrives. Wankers. 

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34 minutes ago, DA Baracus said:

People in airports in general, but here are a few specific examples:

- Being surprised that you need your boarding pass handy for going through the gates to security

- Stopping in the middle of the queue for the gates to security to rifle through your bag to find your boarding pass, holding up everyone behind you

- Being surprised that you need your passport handy for the relevant checks

- Stopping in the middle of the queue for the passport checks to rifle through your bag to find your passport, holding up everyone behind you

- Rather than taking your tray after it goes through the machine at security to one of the designated areas, standing still and to gather your things up from the tray and holding up all the trays, and people, behind you. Bonus moron points if this includes putting on a jacket and/or clothes

- Trying to take liquids through security that are over the limit

- Not leaving enough time to clear security, especially in busier times

Are you me?

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1 hour ago, Richey Edwards said:

I find it fucking strange why anyone would object to abortion. There are literally an infinite number of reasons why someone would require/want one. 

But no, big beardy man in sky say abortion bad.

I don't know that he did actually.

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25 minutes ago, Rugster said:

Standing an inch from the baggage carousel as soon as they get there blocking access to people whose bags are available instead of standing a few feet back to let people in and move forward when your bag arrives. Wankers. 

The same clowns who crowd a train door when a train pulls into the station

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31 minutes ago, Rugster said:

Standing an inch from the baggage carousel as soon as they get there blocking access to people whose bags are available instead of standing a few feet back to let people in and move forward when your bag arrives. Wankers. 

This. Even worse when the thing hasn’t even started moving and they are positioning themselves and their trolley like their case is going to be the first one through. 
 

I’ve stood back before and just watched my case come round and shouted ‘can you grab that mate?’ To be fair they are usually happy to do it, it’s the only thing going on in their lives. 

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40 minutes ago, Moomintroll said:

Are you me?

It can't be ruled out.

39 minutes ago, Rugster said:

Arseholes (the majority of people) in airports infuriate me more than is healthy. I’ve said this before but it could be a thread of its own. 

There seems to be something about airports that makes people more stupid. Folk guilty of any of the things mentioned here should be escorted out of the airport and have their flight tickets cancelled.

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This is something that is said all the time, but people who take their seatbelt off and stand up on a plane the very instant the plane stops moving. Usually they are about 30 rows from the door and at the window seat, and just stand there with their neck bent over at a near 90 degree angle for 15 minutes. 

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50 minutes ago, Rugster said:

Arseholes (the majority of people) in airports infuriate me more than is healthy. I’ve said this before but it could be a thread of its own. 

Not sorting your liquids out before security is my particular bugbear. I'm impatient queuing at the best of times but when someone rummages through their  oversized carry on bag and pulls out multiple make up and toiletries containers and tries to shove them into wee plastic bags I give up the will to live.

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