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8 hours ago, Flybhoy said:

People who refer to McDonalds as 'Maccie Dees'

To quote Eric Stoltz in Pulp Fiction... "Those people should just be fucking killed, no trial, straight to execution"

Should be ‘Ron’s Meals’ and nothing else.

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On 18/01/2022 at 13:09, TheScarf said:

See also - bouncers.

Aye well done mate, you and your 2 equally fat colleagues look solid laying into some skinny c**t who can barely open his eyes he's that drunk.

Heid bounced off the stairs at the back of Mr G's by a SLIGHTLY fatter boy than you type post.

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10 hours ago, Flybhoy said:

People who refer to McDonalds as 'Maccie Dees'

To quote Eric Stoltz in Pulp Fiction... "Those people should just be fucking killed, no trial, straight to execution"

I'd rather have a fish supper.

A McDonalds would be fifth or sixth on my list of fast food/takeaways

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Also people using Deliveroo type services to purchase products from McDonald's.
If you can't be arsed getting off the couch, get them to bring something more appetising.

I rarely have a McDonalds now but when I do it's generally cold by the time I get it home. I've no idea why anyone would order one for home delivery.
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McDonalds has like a ten minute window where it’s edible. Getting it delivered defeats the purpose.
I got a McDonalds delivered yesterday.

My excuses are thus....

It was happy meals for the kids.

I simply couldnt be fucked driving in saturday evening traffic.

I wanted to get fired into the Gin.

I await your judgement P&B.
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I got a McDonalds delivered yesterday.

My excuses are thus....

It was happy meals for the kids.

I simply couldnt be fucked driving in saturday evening traffic.

I wanted to get fired into the Gin.

I await your judgement P&B.

You do you mate no judgment here. It’s good to slum it now and again.
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On 24/01/2022 at 09:40, Jacksgranda said:

I'd rather have a fish supper.

A McDonalds would be fifth or sixth on my list of fast food/takeaways

We had a McDonalds on Friday, as we were in Cookstown at the big Tesco. It was very tasty, tbqhwy.

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2 hours ago, Bairnardo said:

I got a McDonalds delivered yesterday.

My excuses are thus....

It was happy meals for the kids.

I simply couldnt be fucked driving in saturday evening traffic.

I wanted to get fired into the Gin.

I await your judgement P&B.

No doubt delivered by a w****r on a bike on a pavement with no thought of or attention to vulnerable pedestrians.

Your laziness could have killed someone's granny, you heartless b*****d...!

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14 hours ago, Stellaboz said:
On 30/01/2022 at 14:20, Bairnardo said:
I got a McDonalds delivered yesterday.

My excuses are thus....

It was happy meals for the kids.

I simply couldnt be fucked driving in saturday evening traffic.

I wanted to get fired into the Gin.

I await your judgement P&B.

w****r

Unforuntately, as per another thread and associated controversy, I am currently unable to engage with Fife c***s, until we establish which ones, if any, are safe to interact with. 

 

Rest assured that your comments are noted. 

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On 30/01/2022 at 17:12, tamthebam said:

No doubt delivered by a w****r on a bike on a pavement with no thought of or attention to vulnerable pedestrians.

Your laziness could have killed someone's granny, you heartless b*****d...!

I myself have become a seething da when it comes to this behaviour, and mostly the Deliveroo chumps.

This is the second time you've mentioned the pavement riders though. Did Grannythebam meet an untimely end at the wheels of one of these monsters?

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