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21 hours ago, Boghead ranter said:

I've said this on here before, but back in my days in travel, I had someone come home & complain about the food in the hotel they'd been at.

Apparently "they didn't have enough British options, like pasta or curry".

Dishes like spaghetti bolognese (probably) or chicken madras are British food though. We just pretend otherwise in this country so we can delude ourselves that we are cosmopolitan sophisticates that eat foreign food. 

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That's true, but you'd be as well just lumping it is as early fusion. It's just a natural consequence of human movement. If I go to Trinidad and Tobago the food is a mix of Indian, Chinese, African, European, Creole, etc. Because that's where people came from. Haggis isn't particularly Scottish, and pizza most likely was derived from the Middle East. It just depends how far back you want to go.

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5 hours ago, milton75 said:

That's true, but you'd be as well just lumping it is as early fusion. It's just a natural consequence of human movement. If I go to Trinidad and Tobago the food is a mix of Indian, Chinese, African, European, Creole, etc. Because that's where people came from. Haggis isn't particularly Scottish, and pizza most likely was derived from the Middle East. It just depends how far back you want to go.

Haggis was invented in France or Italy as I recall while tartan is Irish.  Bagpipes originally came from Africa.

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I wondred how much money you could make just hiring out a farmers field and selling tickets to a "camping festival" basically the T in the park campsite with no bands.  no need to hire expensive bands and equipment, just charge c***s to come and get wrecked in a field. i think ther'd be more than enough takers
When do the tickets go on sale for this?
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On 30/07/2021 at 01:43, Empty It said:
On 29/07/2021 at 20:36, 19QOS19 said:
See also cross tattoos and such like. A cross is a religious symbol and I know a few folk who have them that have absolutely no affinity to religion. A ridiculous fashion statement. Fannies.

Always wanted an upside down cross to get religious fanatics foaming at the mouth.

The athiest symbol is far less subtle and would get the point across quicker IMO.

 

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8 hours ago, tamthebam said:

Chicken Tikka Masala was allegedly invented in Glasgow and baltis in Birmingham so there are British curries.

Chinese, Indian and probably many other restaurants that specialise in a nations cuisine, don't normally serve like for like food that they would in their home countries, they modify it to suit the taste of the local population 

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Haggis was invented in France or Italy as I recall while tartan is Irish.  Bagpipes originally came from Africa.
Archaeology lives off people making spurious claims to accuracy attention and therefore funding. These sort of claims are generally headline grabbing nonsense.

Firstly, it is common for things to be invented by people in different locations independently of each other. Secondly, we can only really go by the earliest information we have managed to gather, which is highly unlikely to be complete. Thirdly, these proto-versions are rarely identifiable as what exists today. It's like when folk claim football was invented in China because 4000 years ago people kicked things for fun.

That said, if anyone has a competing claim which would allow us to disavow the invention of golf, I'm all for it.
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The athiest symbol is far less subtle and would get the point across quicker IMO.
 
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I don't have many strong beliefs but that's certainly one of them. Might get booked in for that tattoo [emoji38]

Then try to scrape it off at the Pearly Gates.
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13 hours ago, Highland Capital said:

Haggis was invented in France or Italy as I recall while tartan is Irish.  Bagpipes originally came from Africa.

They have bagpipes, black pudding and near enough haggis in Galicia in North West Spain. They also do deep fried pigs hairy earlobes which we were right not to steal too.

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8 hours ago, Dee Man said:

The athiest symbol is far less subtle and would get the point across quicker IMO.

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That's pretty cool, and slightly reminds me of Lovecraft for some reason, so I'm in.

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I don't have many strong beliefs but that's certainly one of them. Might get booked in for that tattoo [emoji38]

Then try to scrape it off at the Pearly Gates.
That moment of realisation you've died with a short sleeve t-shirt on and there is an afterlife.
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2 hours ago, Boghead ranter said:

Getting involved in pavement dancing at any time, but especially at 10am, like the 2 boys* right outside Love's shop in Stenny this morning.

I say boys, but one was mid 30s, and the other late 50s, jeezo man.

Did you film it?

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"Hahahahaha wouldn't it be good if *provincial club I support* signed Messi lolololol here's a bad photoshop, not sure he'd get a game ahead of *talentless lower league journeyman* though"

Painfully unfunny shite. Almost as bad as Antti Niemi jokes.

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