BFTD Posted July 28, 2021 Share Posted July 28, 2021 Obsessively signing up for internet forums to annoy total strangers who couldn't care less if you live or die. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted July 28, 2021 Share Posted July 28, 2021 I think the vast majority of posters would care - and would prefer - those folk who obsessively sign up to the site don't die, tbh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wee Bully Posted July 28, 2021 Share Posted July 28, 2021 (edited) 5 hours ago, welshbairn said: The ironic thing is that the people who use it the most are more hysterical screaming nellies than Helen Lovejoy ever was. Simultaneously calling people “Lovejoys” whilst complaining about their lack of empathy for (amazingly) the child of a dying father was a high point for me in the “pish patter” stakes. Literally “won’t anybody think of the children”. Edited July 28, 2021 by Wee Bully 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted July 28, 2021 Share Posted July 28, 2021 Simultaneously calling people “Lovejoys” whilst complaining about their lack of empathy for (amazingly) the child of a dying father was a high point for me in the “pish patter” stakes. Literally “won’t anybody think of the children”.Holy shit 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wee Bully Posted July 28, 2021 Share Posted July 28, 2021 2 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: 10 minutes ago, Wee Bully said: Simultaneously calling people “Lovejoys” whilst complaining about their lack of empathy for (amazingly) the child of a dying father was a high point for me in the “pish patter” stakes. Literally “won’t anybody think of the children”. Holy shit That’s what I thought too! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SANTAN Posted July 28, 2021 Share Posted July 28, 2021 People that say - "Only God can judge me" - Nope, I already have the second you said that phrase... And "Born Alone Die Alone" ... when in the history of humanity has someone been born alone? Surely the word "born" instantly implies 2 parties. Did I miss Dolly the human? -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milton75 Posted July 28, 2021 Share Posted July 28, 2021 8 hours ago, Groyper said: Folk who go on about how awful religion is thinking they're being edgy. Is this something that frequently worries you? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milton75 Posted July 28, 2021 Share Posted July 28, 2021 Folk who sing pointless chants ate the football. e.g. "Same old *******, always cheating". Given that the stupider elements of every support sing this at every other team it's completely meaningless. I hate everyone who has ever sung this, including fans of my team. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted July 28, 2021 Share Posted July 28, 2021 "Same old milton75, always moaning!" 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milton75 Posted July 28, 2021 Share Posted July 28, 2021 14 minutes ago, 19QOS19 said: "Same old milton75, always moaning!" Exactly. If everyone says it, it loses meaning. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted July 29, 2021 Share Posted July 29, 2021 16 hours ago, SANTAN said: People that say - "Only God can judge me" - Nope, I already have the second you said that phrase... And "Born Alone Die Alone" ... when in the history of humanity has someone been born alone? Surely the word "born" instantly implies 2 parties. Did I miss Dolly the human? My parent's neighbour thinks he's a bit of a ticket and I was walking past one day and stopped to chat. He's a nice enough guy. He was topless as it was roasting and he was changing the breaks or something on his car and he showed me his new 'only god can judge me' tattoo on his chest. He didb't take too kindly to me saying 'you do realise god doesn't exist?' 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Empty It Posted July 29, 2021 Share Posted July 29, 2021 Folk who sing pointless chants ate the football. e.g. "Same old *******, always cheating". Given that the stupider elements of every support sing this at every other team it's completely meaningless. I hate everyone who has ever sung this, including fans of my team.Even worse, groups of guys that do this on a night out substituting their pals name in thinking it's the best patter. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted July 29, 2021 Share Posted July 29, 2021 15 minutes ago, TheScarf said: My parent's neighbour thinks he's a bit of a ticket and I was walking past one day and stopped to chat. He's a nice enough guy. He was topless as it was roasting and he was changing the breaks or something on his car and he showed me his new 'only god can judge me' tattoo on his chest. He didb't take too kindly to me saying 'you do realise god doesn't exist?' I wonder if god will judge his brake changing abilities when they fail going down the A9 and he careers into the back of a caravan. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SANTAN Posted July 29, 2021 Share Posted July 29, 2021 17 minutes ago, TheScarf said: My parent's neighbour thinks he's a bit of a ticket and I was walking past one day and stopped to chat. He's a nice enough guy. He was topless as it was roasting and he was changing the breaks or something on his car and he showed me his new 'only god can judge me' tattoo on his chest. He didb't take too kindly to me saying 'you do realise god doesn't exist?' Conversely I'd love to watch one of these people actually make it up to the pearly gates only for the donny at the gates to knock them back. "Aye we saw the tattoo, the big man still thinks you're a fanny and so do i" *Pulls lever, trap cloud door opens and gormless person falls to hell* 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted July 29, 2021 Share Posted July 29, 2021 My parent's neighbour thinks he's a bit of a ticket and I was walking past one day and stopped to chat. He's a nice enough guy. He was topless as it was roasting and he was changing the breaks or something on his car and he showed me his new 'only god can judge me' tattoo on his chest. He didb't take too kindly to me saying 'you do realise god doesn't exist?'See also cross tattoos and such like. A cross is a religious symbol and I know a few folk who have them that have absolutely no affinity to religion. A ridiculous fashion statement. Fannies. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted July 29, 2021 Share Posted July 29, 2021 1 hour ago, TheScarf said: My parent's neighbour thinks he's a bit of a ticket and I was walking past one day and stopped to chat. He's a nice enough guy. He was topless as it was roasting and he was changing the breaks or something on his car and he showed me his new 'only god can judge me' tattoo on his chest. He didb't take too kindly to me saying 'you do realise god doesn't exist?' I'm assuming he's single? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deej Posted July 29, 2021 Share Posted July 29, 2021 12 minutes ago, welshbairn said: I'm assuming he's single? He's never alone with God 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted July 29, 2021 Share Posted July 29, 2021 22 minutes ago, 19QOS19 said: 1 hour ago, TheScarf said: My parent's neighbour thinks he's a bit of a ticket and I was walking past one day and stopped to chat. He's a nice enough guy. He was topless as it was roasting and he was changing the breaks or something on his car and he showed me his new 'only god can judge me' tattoo on his chest. He didb't take too kindly to me saying 'you do realise god doesn't exist?' See also cross tattoos and such like. A cross is a religious symbol and I know a few folk who have them that have absolutely no affinity to religion. A ridiculous fashion statement. Fannies. Also probably not a very welcone sight to someone whose son/personification/earthly manifestation was nailed to one to suffocate under his own body weight over a few days. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimbaxters Posted July 29, 2021 Share Posted July 29, 2021 2 hours ago, TheScarf said: My parent's neighbour thinks he's a bit of a ticket and I was walking past one day and stopped to chat. He's a nice enough guy. He was topless as it was roasting and he was changing the breaks or something on his car and he showed me his new 'only god can judge me' tattoo on his chest. He didb't take too kindly to me saying 'you do realise god doesn't exist?' Maybe if you went to Sunday School you'd be able to spell. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted July 29, 2021 Share Posted July 29, 2021 21 minutes ago, deej said: He's never alone with God I think god will be the judge of that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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