Calling Cards of Morons

[Sugar_Army]

I vaguely remember an old joke about how an old firm game ended in a dull 0-0 due in the snow because they I introduced an orange ball. 

The punchline was Rangers players refused to kick it and Celtic players refused to pass it.

[Left Back]

11 hours ago, Empty It said:

14 hours ago, Highland Capital said:

I've often wondered if there's an undiscovered disorder called Football Club Addiction where you start living your life and make choices in accordance to your team and have it affect every aspect of your life.  I'm sure it affects others also, but Old Firm fans seem to be, by a long way, the most common sufferers.
You can often tell the worst afflicted by their vehement viewpoint of the Israel/Palestine conflict despite never visiting the area or doing any research on it.

I believe its similar to these religious fanatics were they don't have the mental capacity to think for themselves so they just blindly follow a teams fanbase. Very popular with OF fans, they're like a cult.

Yep.  Only one letter different.

[Derry Alli]

On 04/07/2021 at 16:09, Gaz said:

Scott Brown, could have been world class but had the biggest case of Paul McStay Syndrome since, well, Paul McStay.

 

[19QOS19]

Folk who fling their drink in the air after a goal.

[Paul Kersey]

Entering a raffle to buy a pair of trainers.

[GordonS]

"We never had all that health and safety and vaccines and stuff in my day and we all survived!"

[Bairnardo]

Congrarulates people for work anniversaries on LinkedIn*





*uses linkedin

[Iminavest]

"Only in (Glasgow/Manchester/Liverpool/insert shite City) "

[Peedzy]

9 hours ago, Iminavest said:

"Only in (Glasgow/Manchester/Liverpool/insert shite City) "

As requested, happy to help,  Aberdeen.

[Empty It]

"Only in (Glasgow/Manchester/Liverpool/insert shite City) "

Its always a shithole that follows the "only in" statement.

[Boghead ranter]

1 hour ago, Empty It said:

Its always a shithole that follows the "only in" statement.

^^^Only on P&B^^^

[Empty It]

^^^Only on P&B^^^

If P&B was an area I would not like to live there with some of the "characters" on here.

[Highland Capital]

People who describe themselves as having a 'no nonsense approach'.  

[Bairnardo]

People who describe themselves as having a 'no nonsense approach'.  

There are numerous variations of this, but in general it might be my favourite of the thread. Varying ways to excuse being an arsehole.

[BFTD]

Leave poor reviews of items on Amazon, eBay, or any other online marketplace because they weren't happy with the seller.

Any time you're looking for potential problems people have had with a washer/dryer/vibrating sex tool/microwave, the worst reviews will always be dribbling morons giving it, "TUK 4 DAYS 2 ARIVE ABSALOOT DASGUSTANG"

[DiegoDiego]

a washer/dryer/vibrating sex tool/microwave

Truly the Swiss army knife of the white goods world.

[Fratelli]

9 hours ago, Highland Capital said:

People who describe themselves as having a 'no nonsense approach'.  

Folk who love to describe their own personalities and think of themselves as being a bit of a character are insufferable in general- ''and you know what i'm like!'' etc - but aye, saying someone ''doesn't suffer fools gladly'' ''calls a spade a spade'' ''tells it like it is'' or is even just outspoken is usually just another way of saying they're a bit of a w****r. 

Edited July 25, 2021 by Fratelli

[Theroadlesstravelled]

17 minutes ago, Fratelli said:

Folk who love to describe their own personality and think of themselves as being a bit of a character are insufferable in general- ''and you know what i'm like!'' etc - but aye, saying someone ''doesn't suffer fools gladly'' ''calls a spade a spade'' ''tells it like it is'' or is even just outspoken is usually just another way of saying they're a bit of a w****r. 

That’s the way they describe Boris.

[deej]

23 hours ago, Fratelli said:

Folk who love to describe their own personalities and think of themselves as being a bit of a character are insufferable in general- ''and you know what i'm like!'' etc - but aye, saying someone ''doesn't suffer fools gladly'' ''calls a spade a spade'' ''tells it like it is'' or is even just outspoken is usually just another way of saying they're a bit of a w****r. 

 

what the f**k else are they going to call it?

[Aim Here]

23 hours ago, Fratelli said:

Folk who love to describe their own personalities and think of themselves as being a bit of a character are insufferable in general- ''and you know what i'm like!'' etc - but aye, saying someone ''doesn't suffer fools gladly'' ''calls a spade a spade'' ''tells it like it is'' or is even just outspoken is usually just another way of saying they're a bit of a w****r. 

Those are more or less the classic obituary euphemisms to say 'was a complete c**t' without actually offending the relatives of the deceased.