19QOS19 Posted February 17, 2021 Share Posted February 17, 2021 Lip-syncing videos (or whatever they are called) when some, usually hugely smug-looking 'comedian' syncs the words to a song or a speech. Now that Trump is gone, the likes of Sarah Cooper (absolutely crazy she got a program out of it) will no doubt be hard up for material. Also, that in the other room guy too - who pretends to be Johnson or some idiot's speechwriter. Another idea like Cold War Steve that was mildy amusing once upon time, been piledrived in to the ground. Fair dues to the folk behind it though, nice way to make some money on the back of morons who lap it up.There's a whole show dedicated to this called Lip Sync Battle. My in-law said I should watch it as I'd love it. I turned off after the first song. How little she knows me. Absolute dogshite. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torpar Posted February 24, 2021 Share Posted February 24, 2021 Not a calling card as such but a moron nonetheless. Snow has started to melt here but it was cold this morning which meant half the pavements were icy, almost fell on my arse when I was out with the dog this morning. When I was on the path coming back to my building I shuffling/taking tiny steps to avoid slipping, guy comes out of our building, sees me walking like an old and does the same, woman comes out just behind him, sees us, rolls her eyes and struts down the path like it's a catwalk, proceeds of course to fall right on her arse then looks at me all pissed off, moron 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted February 24, 2021 Share Posted February 24, 2021 Not a calling card as such but a moron nonetheless. Snow has started to melt here but it was cold this morning which meant half the pavements were icy, almost fell on my arse when I was out with the dog this morning. When I was on the path coming back to my building I shuffling/taking tiny steps to avoid slipping, guy comes out of our building, sees me walking like an old and does the same, woman comes out just behind him, sees us, rolls her eyes and struts down the path like it's a catwalk, proceeds of course to fall right on her arse then looks at me all pissed off, moron Should've got herself a pair of thermagrip's fae Timpsons. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted February 24, 2021 Share Posted February 24, 2021 11 minutes ago, Torpar said: Not a calling card as such but a moron nonetheless. Snow has started to melt here but it was cold this morning which meant half the pavements were icy, almost fell on my arse when I was out with the dog this morning. When I was on the path coming back to my building I shuffling/taking tiny steps to avoid slipping, guy comes out of our building, sees me walking like an old and does the same, woman comes out just behind him, sees us, rolls her eyes and struts down the path like it's a catwalk, proceeds of course to fall right on her arse then looks at me all pissed off, moron I hope you and the other gentleman helped her to her feet laughed your fucking heads off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torpar Posted February 24, 2021 Share Posted February 24, 2021 2 minutes ago, The Moonster said: I hope you and the other gentleman helped her to her feet laughed your fucking heads off. The other fella asked if she was OK, he was closer, "I'm fine" she snapped back at him. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted February 24, 2021 Share Posted February 24, 2021 3 hours ago, Torpar said: Not a calling card as such but a moron nonetheless. Snow has started to melt here but it was cold this morning which meant half the pavements were icy, almost fell on my arse when I was out with the dog this morning. When I was on the path coming back to my building I shuffling/taking tiny steps to avoid slipping, guy comes out of our building, sees me walking like an old and does the same, woman comes out just behind him, sees us, rolls her eyes and struts down the path like it's a catwalk, proceeds of course to fall right on her arse then looks at me all pissed off, moron Did she land with a fud? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mishtergrolsch Posted February 26, 2021 Share Posted February 26, 2021 On 24/02/2021 at 16:30, Torpar said: Not a calling card as such but a moron nonetheless. Snow has started to melt here but it was cold this morning which meant half the pavements were icy, almost fell on my arse when I was out with the dog this morning. When I was on the path coming back to my building I shuffling/taking tiny steps to avoid slipping, guy comes out of our building, sees me walking like an old and does the same, woman comes out just behind him, sees us, rolls her eyes and struts down the path like it's a catwalk, proceeds of course to fall right on her arse then looks at me all pissed off, moron The recent snow fall has revealed a good couple of moron neighbours in my street. One guy spent all day scooping the snow then walking about 20 feet to dump it on top of a drain. This was after he spent the previous night launching tons of sand and grit from a grit bin all over the place. A day or two went by and the snow hadn't melted over the drain but most of the sand had obviously blocked the drain as water had filled the entire area. So the same bloke goes out, clears the mountain of snow, scoops the slushy water away, lifts the drain and clears all the sand and dumps it...wait for it...in a disabled parking bay near hand. And a good wheelbarrow load of the stuff too. Why he didn't use the barrow to load the snow into earlier is beyond me too. So, drain cleared, snow moved off the road and onto the nearby grass I assumed he'd move the sand pile. Nope. The sand gets left and he shovels the snow back onto the drain hes just cleared on the roadside, now taking up 2 car spaces instead of letting it melt on the communal grass bit that nobody gives a shit about. Another neighbour cleared the snow on and around his car and dumped it on the pavement making it almost impossible to get over instead of scattering it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Empty It Posted February 26, 2021 Share Posted February 26, 2021 The recent snow fall has revealed a good couple of moron neighbours in my street. One guy spent all day scooping the snow then walking about 20 feet to dump it on top of a drain. This was after he spent the previous night launching tons of sand and grit from a grit bin all over the place. A day or two went by and the snow hadn't melted over the drain but most of the sand had obviously blocked the drain as water had filled the entire area. So the same bloke goes out, clears the mountain of snow, scoops the slushy water away, lifts the drain and clears all the sand and dumps it...wait for it...in a disabled parking bay near hand. And a good wheelbarrow load of the stuff too. Why he didn't use the barrow to load the snow into earlier is beyond me too. So, drain cleared, snow moved off the road and onto the nearby grass I assumed he'd move the sand pile. Nope. The sand gets left and he shovels the snow back onto the drain hes just cleared on the roadside, now taking up 2 car spaces instead of letting it melt on the communal grass bit that nobody gives a shit about. Another neighbour cleared the snow on and around his car and dumped it on the pavement making it almost impossible to get over instead of scattering it.One of the local churches cleared their large entrance (f**k knows why as no one is meant to be there) onto the pavement either side creating a 4 foot mound of snow blocking the path forcing people to walk on the road, c***s. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torpar Posted February 26, 2021 Share Posted February 26, 2021 13 hours ago, mishtergrolsch said: The recent snow fall has revealed a good couple of moron neighbours in my street. One guy spent all day scooping the snow then walking about 20 feet to dump it on top of a drain. This was after he spent the previous night launching tons of sand and grit from a grit bin all over the place. A day or two went by and the snow hadn't melted over the drain but most of the sand had obviously blocked the drain as water had filled the entire area. So the same bloke goes out, clears the mountain of snow, scoops the slushy water away, lifts the drain and clears all the sand and dumps it...wait for it...in a disabled parking bay near hand. And a good wheelbarrow load of the stuff too. Why he didn't use the barrow to load the snow into earlier is beyond me too. So, drain cleared, snow moved off the road and onto the nearby grass I assumed he'd move the sand pile. Nope. The sand gets left and he shovels the snow back onto the drain hes just cleared on the roadside, now taking up 2 car spaces instead of letting it melt on the communal grass bit that nobody gives a shit about. Another neighbour cleared the snow on and around his car and dumped it on the pavement making it almost impossible to get over instead of scattering it. Snow always seems to bring out the morons, the superintendent of our apartment building cleared the path to the public pavement, the city then ploughed the pavement and left a bank of snow at the end of the building path, so you can get to the end of the path but then you have to get over the snow bank to get to the pavement. There was also a broken water main outside our building, the city workers came to survey the damage then sprayed painted where they needed to dig it up the next day, they sprayed painted on top of the snow and there was of course more snow that evening completely covering the spray paint 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillyAnchor Posted February 26, 2021 Share Posted February 26, 2021 Anyone on social media who says..."you heard it here first" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted February 26, 2021 Share Posted February 26, 2021 56 minutes ago, BillyAnchor said: Anyone on social media who says..."you heard it here first" Heard what? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted February 26, 2021 Share Posted February 26, 2021 22 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Heard what? It. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Ferrino Posted February 26, 2021 Share Posted February 26, 2021 (edited) 1 hour ago, BillyAnchor said: Anyone on social media who says..."you heard it here first" Not heard that before. Edited February 26, 2021 by Tony Ferrino 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted February 26, 2021 Share Posted February 26, 2021 The 'piling snow on the pavement/disabled parking bay/neighbour's lawn' shit is useful as an indicator of who to eat first once the apocalypse comes. Like folk who park across dropped kerbs, because they aren't disabled, so who cares? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mishtergrolsch Posted February 26, 2021 Share Posted February 26, 2021 26 minutes ago, BFTD said: The 'piling snow on the pavement/disabled parking bay/neighbour's lawn' shit is useful as an indicator of who to eat first once the apocalypse comes. Like folk who park across dropped kerbs, because they aren't disabled, so who cares? Eating them also stops the genetics passing on. Guilt free meal. Win win. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Highland Capital Posted March 6, 2021 Author Share Posted March 6, 2021 Folk who say “stupid o’clock”, “gin o’clock” and that type of thing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Todd_is_God Posted March 6, 2021 Share Posted March 6, 2021 1 minute ago, Highland Capital said: Folk who say “stupid o’clock”, “gin o’clock” and that type of thing. "It's 5 o'clock somewhere" at 2.23pm. When it's quite literally not 5 o'clock anywhere. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted March 7, 2021 Share Posted March 7, 2021 "It's 5 o'clock somewhere" at 2.23pm. When it's quite literally not 5 o'clock anywhere.Good song though.... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djchapsticks Posted March 7, 2021 Share Posted March 7, 2021 On 15/02/2021 at 22:14, GordonS said: Animal Farm and 1984 are cautionary tales about authoritarianism. Left, right, makes no odds. 1984 is pretty explicit about that. Unfortunately twats with no sense of perspective use it against literally everything any government does to regulate life, from food safety to sex education. "Government is doing something I don't like, ergo it's 1984." Gie's peace Sharon. I've often asked the question of those who throw out '1984' and 'Orwellian' at every thing they don't like - if the Illuminati or New World Order or whatever were actually formulating a worldwide plan to force their will upon the people, why would they use the most famous piece of dystopian, authoritarian fiction in history as a blueprint? Given they apparently control EVERYTHING, would they not be a bit more subtle and have access to a tad more resources than just going 'can't be fucked coming up with a plan, just copy 1984 and change a few details here and there'? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingRocketman II Posted March 7, 2021 Share Posted March 7, 2021 "twitter do your thing" "you have just won twitter today" 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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