Miguel Sanchez Posted October 6, 2020 Share Posted October 6, 2020 On 05/10/2020 at 08:10, Highland Capital said: Despite now being a vegetarian, I've always fancied trying that ultra smelly Swedish fish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted October 21, 2020 Share Posted October 21, 2020 Reading a book with a title like “The Art of not Giving a f**k” 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dons_1988 Posted October 21, 2020 Share Posted October 21, 2020 17 minutes ago, smpar said: Reading a book with a title like “The Art of not Giving a f**k” Did you enjoy it? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted October 21, 2020 Share Posted October 21, 2020 Did you enjoy it?No, I’m not a moron. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Golden God Posted October 23, 2020 Share Posted October 23, 2020 Adults who love Halloween. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted October 23, 2020 Share Posted October 23, 2020 On 21/10/2020 at 15:44, smpar said: Reading a book with a title like “The Art of not Giving a f**k” Maybe if you read it you wouldn't give a f**k what other people are reading. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tongue_tied_danny Posted October 23, 2020 Share Posted October 23, 2020 On 21/10/2020 at 08:44, smpar said: Reading a book with a title like “The Art of not Giving a f**k” Reading a book with a title like "Eats, shoots and leaves". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red23 Posted October 25, 2020 Share Posted October 25, 2020 On 23/10/2020 at 21:40, The Golden God said: Adults who love Halloween. Utter Weirdos. Nothing more pathetic than a middle aged couple dressed as beetlejuice or something, not content at only looking a complete p***k at the time, they proceed to upload it on to facebook. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tongue_tied_danny Posted October 28, 2020 Share Posted October 28, 2020 Buying these fucking things... 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted October 29, 2020 Share Posted October 29, 2020 Adults who dress up for Halloween aren't just morons, they're OFTW. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted October 29, 2020 Share Posted October 29, 2020 12 hours ago, TheScarf said: Adults who dress up for Halloween aren't just morons, they're OFTW. I don't get either of those view points. It's just a bit of fun. Can't see why it's moronic or implies that they want to sexually assault minors. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted October 30, 2020 Share Posted October 30, 2020 On 28/10/2020 at 17:55, tongue_tied_danny said: Buying these fucking things... Agreed, they look like shit and cost a fortune. However, I do own one, and I regret nothing. It makes me smile. Spoiler 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Todd_is_God Posted October 30, 2020 Share Posted October 30, 2020 Adults playing Quidditch 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted October 30, 2020 Share Posted October 30, 2020 19 hours ago, TheScarf said: Adults who dress up for Halloween aren't just morons, they're OFTW. The wife informed me this morning that we are invited to a Halloween party tomorrow night. I was looking forward to it for all of 10 seconds until she informed me it's fancy dress. I would imagine everyone turns up to much hilarity when they see each others outfits but as the novelty quickly wears off you end up feeling like a bit of a bell as you stand there in your Superman costume. Not going. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted October 30, 2020 Share Posted October 30, 2020 2 hours ago, Dee Man said: The wife informed me this morning that we are invited to a Halloween party tomorrow night. I was looking forward to it for all of 10 seconds until she informed me it's fancy dress. I would imagine everyone turns up to much hilarity when they see each others outfits but as the novelty quickly wears off you end up feeling like a bit of a bell as you stand there in your Superman costume. Not going. A light bandage round your throat. Go as a pain in the neck. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted October 30, 2020 Share Posted October 30, 2020 On 02/10/2020 at 08:55, the tungston weasel said: On 02/10/2020 at 05:21, Highland Capital said: People who are picky about food they've never eaten. "I've never tried *random food they've never eaten* and I never will!" I've never tried bat soup. Try it and report back. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted October 30, 2020 Share Posted October 30, 2020 On 06/10/2020 at 12:18, coprolite said: I hate them When you have to identify traffic lights is it just the lightbox or does the whole apparatus including the pole count? And they call zebra crossings "crosswalks" Absolute b*****ds If it had been invented by a Dundonian they would be asking you to identify the "circles". 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted October 30, 2020 Share Posted October 30, 2020 3 hours ago, Dee Man said: The wife informed me this morning that we are invited to a Halloween party tomorrow night. I was looking forward to it for all of 10 seconds until she informed me it's fancy dress. I would imagine everyone turns up to much hilarity when they see each others outfits but as the novelty quickly wears off you end up feeling like a bit of a bell as you stand there in your Superman costume. Not going. So you're wearing your Superhuff costume. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted October 30, 2020 Share Posted October 30, 2020 17 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: A light bandage round your throat. Go as a pain in the neck. I might stick a condom on my beak and when someone asks what I am I'll say, "f**k nose". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted October 30, 2020 Share Posted October 30, 2020 20 minutes ago, Dee Man said: I might stick a condom on my beak and when someone asks what I am I'll say, "f**k nose". Or, you could go as a premature ejaculation - wear just a pair of Y-fronts. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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