Honest_Man#1 Posted October 5, 2020 Share Posted October 5, 2020 6 hours ago, coprolite said: Do they taste as bad as they smell? 4 hours ago, Shotgun said: Oh yes. And you taste them for a looooooong time after you've eaten it. Plus everyone in the vicinity hates your guts so you can't even breathe out. Not that you'd want to because of the sensation that you've been huffing petrol. The witchety grub I had in Australia was more appetizing. This. Everything I ate for a good while afterwards, regardless of how strong a flavour each thing was, just tasted of durian. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Highland Capital Posted October 5, 2020 Author Share Posted October 5, 2020 Despite now being a vegetarian, I've always fancied trying that ultra smelly Swedish fish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted October 5, 2020 Share Posted October 5, 2020 Anthony Bourdain's description of durian: Your breath will smell as if you’d been French-kissing your dead grandmother. Not sure why he felt the need to make his analogy weirdly incestuous but here we are. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted October 5, 2020 Share Posted October 5, 2020 7 minutes ago, Dee Man said: Anthony Bourdain's description of durian: Your breath will smell as if you’d been French-kissing your dead grandmother. Not sure why he felt the need to make his analogy weirdly incestuous but here we are. Maybe a well known smell round his way. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blootoon87 Posted October 5, 2020 Share Posted October 5, 2020 Despite now being a vegetarian, I've always fancied trying that ultra smelly Swedish fish.Surströmming is actually quite nice with some tatties and onions. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted October 5, 2020 Share Posted October 5, 2020 “Do you people really eat haggis? Ugh, that’s disgusting,” ”Aye, but you’ll eat hot dogs though, right?” You been following me??? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted October 5, 2020 Share Posted October 5, 2020 12 hours ago, Highland Capital said: Despite now being a vegetarian, I've always fancied trying that ultra smelly Swedish fish. I'm drawn to the idea of doing things for no other reason than I haven't done them before. A sort of ongoing bucket list. When it comes to food, I've had a go at most of the well-known yeeeuch type foods but fermented fish is still on my 'to do' list. I don't fancy eating it from a jar and as I'm not anticipating being in Scandinavia any time soon, I'm not sure how long it will be before I can tick that one off. 4 minutes ago, Raidernation said: You been following me??? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted October 5, 2020 Share Posted October 5, 2020 I've discovered that I quite enjoy doing those ReCaptcha picture "puzzles". You know; click on all the traffic lights to prove you're not a robot (and help their robots become smarter). It's like helping the wean do their homework. Until they get to the high school and you realise you're thicker than you were thirty years ago. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted October 5, 2020 Share Posted October 5, 2020 Parents who don't make their kids change out of their school uniforms when they get home from school. Was in Asda about 8 tonight and there was a family in doing their shopping, kids still decked out in their school shoes, trousers and jumpers. Was the same when I was in school. You'd all go home from school then head down the park (in the summer) for a massive game of football before tea, and there would be a couple of boys turn up still wearing their school gear. I always thought it was the mark of a mink. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted October 5, 2020 Share Posted October 5, 2020 3 minutes ago, TheScarf said: Parents who don't make their kids change out of their school uniforms when they get home from school. Was in Asda about 8 tonight and there was a family in doing their shopping, kids still decked out in their school shoes, trousers and jumpers. Was the same when I was in school. You'd all go home from school then head down the park (in the summer) for a massive game of football before tea, and there would be a couple of boys turn up still wearing their school gear. I always thought it was the mark of a mink. Mink? It would just have marked you down as not sufficiently disliking school enough when I was a kid. You'd have been a posey wee swot who wasn't desperate to immediately cast off the hated shackles of educational oppression. Unless you're assuming they'll be wearing the same clothes again the next day? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted October 5, 2020 Share Posted October 5, 2020 I was made to take the school clothes off as soon as I got home but that was more down to the fact I tore through the knees and elbows of clothing at an exceptional rate. I'd just get bunged back out in half tore trackies to go dive about the streets again. Wouldn't be allowed near school with holes in jumpers or trousers. An element of keeping up with the Jones', IMO. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted October 5, 2020 Share Posted October 5, 2020 St Mirren signing a player on loan who is out injured for 8 weeks, when the next transfer window opens in 8 weeks. They've also agreed that the player can be recalled, about 3 weeks after the initial lay off is completed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted October 5, 2020 Share Posted October 5, 2020 41 minutes ago, Mr. Alli said: St Mirren signing a player on loan who is out injured for 8 weeks, when the next transfer window opens in 8 weeks. They've also agreed that the player can be recalled, about 3 weeks after the initial lay off is completed. St Moron 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted October 6, 2020 Share Posted October 6, 2020 3 hours ago, Mr. Alli said: St Mirren signing a player on loan who is out injured for 8 weeks, when the next transfer window opens in 8 weeks. They've also agreed that the player can be recalled, about 3 weeks after the initial lay off is completed. Am I missing something here or how did this guy pass a medical? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dons_1988 Posted October 6, 2020 Share Posted October 6, 2020 4 hours ago, Gaz FFC said: Am I missing something here or how did this guy pass a medical? A medical isn't to determine that you're fit to play immediately. St Mirren will have made the decision they're happy to take the risk. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiegoDiego Posted October 6, 2020 Share Posted October 6, 2020 I've discovered that I quite enjoy doing those ReCaptcha picture "puzzles". You know; click on all the traffic lights to prove you're not a robot (and help their robots become smarter). It's like helping the wean do their homework. Until they get to the high school and you realise you're thicker than you were thirty years ago.I hate doing Google's work for them, lazy fucks. But the boy who invented captcha also started Duolingo so he's par for the course as far as I'm concerned. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted October 6, 2020 Share Posted October 6, 2020 Parents who don't make their kids change out of their school uniforms when they get home from school. Was in Asda about 8 tonight and there was a family in doing their shopping, kids still decked out in their school shoes, trousers and jumpers. Was the same when I was in school. You'd all go home from school then head down the park (in the summer) for a massive game of football before tea, and there would be a couple of boys turn up still wearing their school gear. I always thought it was the mark of a mink. As soon as I got home the first thing I did was take off my school gear and put on something more comfortable. f**k going around the rest of the day in school gear, absolute minter behavior. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted October 6, 2020 Share Posted October 6, 2020 12 hours ago, BigFatTabbyDave said: Mink? It would just have marked you down as not sufficiently disliking school enough when I was a kid. You'd have been a posey wee swot who wasn't desperate to immediately cast off the hated shackles of educational oppression. Unless you're assuming they'll be wearing the same clothes again the next day? Well yes. I'd have thought it was obvious what I was implying. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted October 6, 2020 Share Posted October 6, 2020 14 hours ago, BigFatTabbyDave said: I've discovered that I quite enjoy doing those ReCaptcha picture "puzzles". You know; click on all the traffic lights to prove you're not a robot (and help their robots become smarter). It's like helping the wean do their homework. Until they get to the high school and you realise you're thicker than you were thirty years ago. I hate them When you have to identify traffic lights is it just the lightbox or does the whole apparatus including the pole count? And they call zebra crossings "crosswalks" Absolute b*****ds 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted October 6, 2020 Share Posted October 6, 2020 Robots defeated by traffic light puzzle.LoLNoobs 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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