19QOS19 Posted February 24, 2020 Share Posted February 24, 2020 Getting paid to watch TV, the real morons are the ones that watch people watching TV. You've just described the plot of one of Britain's best sitcoms in The Royle Family. Gogglebox is good viewing for the most part. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JTS98 Posted February 25, 2020 Share Posted February 25, 2020 (edited) May or may not have been mentioned on this thread before, but people who use the word 'myself' instead of simply saying 'me'. Invariably utter simpletons who - for some unfathomable reason - have become convinced that 'myself' is a formal version of 'me'. It is not. The tragic thing about it is that these people do this because they think it makes them sound more intelligent. I usually encounter it in a work context where some p***k will say something like, "Of course, if you have any questions, don't hesitate to contact myself or any of the Finance team". - What the f**k are you talking about? Contact myself? Why? Got an email from some tit this morning encouraging me to contact 'myself' if necessary. I'd make use of this kind of language a sackable offence, if not one punishable by imprisonment. Edited February 25, 2020 by JTS98 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted February 25, 2020 Share Posted February 25, 2020 3 hours ago, JTS98 said: May or may not have been mentioned on this thread before, but people who use the word 'myself' instead of simply saying 'me'. Invariably utter simpletons who - for some unfathomable reason - have become convinced that 'myself' is a formal version of 'me'. It is not. The tragic thing about it is that these people do this because they think it makes them sound more intelligent. I usually encounter it in a work context where some p***k will say something like, "Of course, if you have any questions, don't hesitate to contact myself or any of the Finance team". - What the f**k are you talking about? Contact myself? Why? Got an email from some tit this morning encouraging me to contact 'myself' if necessary. I'd make use of this kind of language a sackable offence, if not one punishable by imprisonment. Footballers are absolutely dreadful for this shit 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Khaki Posted February 25, 2020 Share Posted February 25, 2020 'Would of/Could of/Should of' I stop reading immediately as soon as I encounter the above used anywhere. It's a classic sign that you're reading drivel written by a total moron. 11 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted February 25, 2020 Share Posted February 25, 2020 4 hours ago, JTS98 said: May or may not have been mentioned on this thread before, but people who use the word 'myself' instead of simply saying 'me'. Invariably utter simpletons who - for some unfathomable reason - have become convinced that 'myself' is a formal version of 'me'. It is not. The tragic thing about it is that these people do this because they think it makes them sound more intelligent. I usually encounter it in a work context where some p***k will say something like, "Of course, if you have any questions, don't hesitate to contact myself or any of the Finance team". - What the f**k are you talking about? Contact myself? Why? Got an email from some tit this morning encouraging me to contact 'myself' if necessary. I'd make use of this kind of language a sackable offence, if not one punishable by imprisonment. Some dick I used to work with used to say this on the phone all the time. He thought he was brilliant at his job but surprisingly never got any internal jobs or promotions he applied for. Needless to say, he was a Weegie who sounded like he injected Heroin almost constantly. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dons_1988 Posted February 25, 2020 Share Posted February 25, 2020 Some dick I used to work with used to say this on the phone all the time. He thought he was brilliant at his job but surprisingly never got any internal jobs or promotions he applied for. Needless to say, he was a Weegie who sounded like he injected Heroin almost constantly. It is common in people who are semi conscious that their normal accent makes them sound like a jakey so they over pronounce words and throw in ‘big’ words to compensate. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted February 25, 2020 Share Posted February 25, 2020 6 hours ago, MixuFixit said: I admire his hatifgalitriumism 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeWhoWalksBehindTheRows Posted February 26, 2020 Share Posted February 26, 2020 23 hours ago, TheScarf said: Some dick I used to work with used to say this on the phone all the time. He thought he was brilliant at his job but surprisingly never got any internal jobs or promotions he applied for. Needless to say, he was a Weegie who sounded like he injected Heroin almost constantly. Often wondered how many people who live in Glasgow have turned to the kit simply just to blot out that nasal, whining, fucking abortion of an accent. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted February 26, 2020 Share Posted February 26, 2020 On 25/02/2020 at 13:32, JTS98 said: May or may not have been mentioned on this thread before, but people who use the word 'myself' instead of simply saying 'me'. Invariably utter simpletons who - for some unfathomable reason - have become convinced that 'myself' is a formal version of 'me'. It is not. The tragic thing about it is that these people do this because they think it makes them sound more intelligent. I usually encounter it in a work context where some p***k will say something like, "Of course, if you have any questions, don't hesitate to contact myself or any of the Finance team". - What the f**k are you talking about? Contact myself? Why? Got an email from some tit this morning encouraging me to contact 'myself' if necessary. I'd make use of this kind of language a sackable offence, if not one punishable by imprisonment. I've noticed this myself. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted February 26, 2020 Share Posted February 26, 2020 Invernessians have a real Weegie chip on their shoulder. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeWhoWalksBehindTheRows Posted February 26, 2020 Share Posted February 26, 2020 6 minutes ago, The Moonster said: Invernessians have a real Weegie chip on their shoulder. Most weegie chips are done in a pan like total fucking breeds. That's how the ones that heart disease, smoking in bed, heroin and knives dont kill die. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted February 26, 2020 Share Posted February 26, 2020 So much anger. Why? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dosser-fae-the-shire Posted February 26, 2020 Share Posted February 26, 2020 So much anger. Why?Because the c**t lives in Inverness 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted February 29, 2020 Share Posted February 29, 2020 https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/11056034/woman-blind-eyeballs-tattooed-black-poland/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted February 29, 2020 Share Posted February 29, 2020 Leaning out of bedroom windows to smoke cigarettes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted February 29, 2020 Share Posted February 29, 2020 1 hour ago, philpy said: Leaning out of bedroom windows to smoke cigarettes. Push her out. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Patterson Posted March 1, 2020 Share Posted March 1, 2020 When people and football pundits are bad for this, use the phrase arithmetically rather than mathematically. I remember Chick Young saying "It's still possible for Scotland to qualify, arithmetically" Fucking stupid word, for people who a trying to make themselves looks smart. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted March 1, 2020 Share Posted March 1, 2020 22 hours ago, 19QOS19 said: https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/11056034/woman-blind-eyeballs-tattooed-black-poland/ "Unfortunately, for now, doctors do not give me much optimism for improvement," she fumed. Yes, I might well fume too, had I been stupid enough to voluntarily get something done that made me blind. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted March 1, 2020 Share Posted March 1, 2020 Wid. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Highland Capital Posted March 1, 2020 Author Share Posted March 1, 2020 Wearing a facemask because of the coronavirus. They're absolutely useless. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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