Hampden Diehard Posted September 13, 2019 Share Posted September 13, 2019 Not putting the wee divider on the conveyor after you've put your purchases on it at the supermarket. 15 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingRocketman II Posted September 13, 2019 Share Posted September 13, 2019 in keeping with the shopping theme, women, and it is largely women, who seem to be caught off guard by the fact that after presenting something for purchase or for scanning, they will then be required to dig out their purse and hand over cash/payment for those items. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Busta Nut Posted September 13, 2019 Share Posted September 13, 2019 Every woman turns into a moron when clothes shopping. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tongue_tied_danny Posted September 13, 2019 Share Posted September 13, 2019 2 hours ago, Hampden Diehard said: Not putting the wee divider on the conveyor after you've put your purchases on it at the supermarket. I would suspend habeas corpus for that particular offence. Worse than Hitler IMO. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted September 13, 2019 Share Posted September 13, 2019 Drive through heavy flooding (over a foot in places) like it’s not there and either drown their car or someone else’s with the bow wave! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest Saints Fan Posted September 13, 2019 Share Posted September 13, 2019 2 hours ago, Busta Nut said: Every woman turns into a moron when clothes shopping. I hate clothes shopping. I hate shopping in general tbh. I make Ruggy do the food shopping. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unleash The Nade Posted September 13, 2019 Share Posted September 13, 2019 Real Ale Drinkers A bunch of bearded, dandruff infested, halitosis breathing dullards 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Busta Nut Posted September 13, 2019 Share Posted September 13, 2019 2 hours ago, Honest Saints Fan said: I hate clothes shopping. I hate shopping in general tbh. I make Ruggy do the food shopping. It was a bit of a generalisation 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inanimate Carbon Rod Posted September 14, 2019 Share Posted September 14, 2019 On holiday in the states just now and have noticed a trend. If you’re waiting in line for a fast food place or coffee shop, with big fucking menus above the counter, Americans seem to wait til they’ve got to the front of the queue and only then read the menu as if its come as a huge surprise that they need to order something, change their mind, have a discussion with the staff member, then look around the rest of the queue as if they are looking for someone to agree with their choice (and actually some of the c***s do engage like this) and then finally say ‘im gonna do the ...’. ‘Im gonna do the’ ? What the f**k is that. Its right up their with c***s and the ‘living my best life’ patter. I am having a nice time though. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted September 14, 2019 Share Posted September 14, 2019 7 hours ago, Unleash The Nade said: Real Ale Drinkers A bunch of bearded, dandruff infested, halitosis breathing dullards That's a cracking shout btw. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted September 14, 2019 Share Posted September 14, 2019 2 hours ago, Inanimate Carbon Rod said: If you’re waiting in line Do they not have queues? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trackdaybob Posted September 14, 2019 Share Posted September 14, 2019 9 hours ago, Unleash The Nade said: A bunch of bearded, dandruff infested, halitosis breathing dullards Like all hipsters really. You forgot the "full of their own importance" bit though. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted September 14, 2019 Share Posted September 14, 2019 10 hours ago, Unleash The Nade said: Real Ale Drinkers A bunch of bearded, dandruff infested, halitosis breathing dullards I knew one of those once. The c**t would order a half pint of cloudy brown liquid and a packet of cheese and onion, after polishing off the crisps he would then complain that the beer didn't taste right. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted September 14, 2019 Share Posted September 14, 2019 People who pronounce the word cushy as cushty. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The OP Posted September 15, 2019 Share Posted September 15, 2019 14 hours ago, Cerberus said: People who pronounce the word cushy as cushty. And lackadaisical as laxadaisical. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8MileBU Posted September 15, 2019 Share Posted September 15, 2019 On holiday in the states just now and have noticed a trend. If you’re waiting in line for a fast food place or coffee shop, with big fucking menus above the counter, Americans seem to wait til they’ve got to the front of the queue and only then read the menu as if its come as a huge surprise that they need to order something, change their mind, have a discussion with the staff member, then look around the rest of the queue as if they are looking for someone to agree with their choice (and actually some of the c***s do engage like this) and then finally say ‘im gonna do the ...’. ‘Im gonna do the’ ? What the f**k is that. Its right up their with c***s and the ’living my best life’ patter. I am having a nice time though. This 100%! Get to f**k with it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted September 15, 2019 Share Posted September 15, 2019 15 hours ago, Cerberus said: People who pronounce the word cushy as cushty. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A96 Posted September 15, 2019 Share Posted September 15, 2019 12 minutes ago, The OP said: And lackadaisical as laxadaisical. And restaurant as rest-you-rant 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flybhoy Posted September 15, 2019 Share Posted September 15, 2019 c***s who stand drinking at the bar when a pub is heaving then growl when people want access to the bar to get a fucking drink themselves. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101 Posted September 15, 2019 Share Posted September 15, 2019 Judging by Twitter anyone who goes to watch James Corden's TV show and screams after every sentence. How could anyone be bothered with that shite 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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