Dee Man Posted August 23, 2019 Share Posted August 23, 2019 1 minute ago, TheScarf said: Yep, I know da filter bypass. Can also be used for c**t and w****r. My private message booth is open for business. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted August 23, 2019 Share Posted August 23, 2019 (edited) Minge ETA Wooohoooo. Up ye. Edited August 23, 2019 by Rugster 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted August 23, 2019 Share Posted August 23, 2019 On 22/08/2019 at 10:29, Dele said: She was going out with a young boy at Dundee last year. She was shagging a couple of United's youth at the same time. Had a spell with East Fife. Used to give him a lift to games... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Highland Capital Posted August 23, 2019 Author Share Posted August 23, 2019 Declare how they love to 'tell it like it is'. It's usually said by people as an excuse to be rude. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HenryHill Posted August 23, 2019 Share Posted August 23, 2019 2 hours ago, Highland Capital said: Declare how they love to 'tell it like it is'. It's usually said by people as an excuse to be rude. Add to that: 'Wear my heart on my sleeve' 'Call a spade a spade' 'Pull no punches' Etc. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted August 23, 2019 Share Posted August 23, 2019 2 hours ago, Highland Capital said: Declare how they love to 'tell it like it is'. It's usually said by people as an excuse to be rude. And always, always, always by people who are outraged and offended whenever anyone dares to do the same to them. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Highland Capital Posted August 23, 2019 Author Share Posted August 23, 2019 (edited) 38 minutes ago, Shotgun said: And always, always, always by people who are outraged and offended whenever anyone dares to do the same to them. Exactly! I had someone use this 'tell it like it is' line on me a while back and once I called them out on it only to be told if folk didn't like it, they were cowards! This person later got very upset with me because I hadn't liked any of their Facebook statuses! Edited August 23, 2019 by Highland Capital 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flybhoy Posted August 23, 2019 Share Posted August 23, 2019 22 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Year ago this Saturday since my old dad (#rip #gbnf #flyingwivdaangles) dies. Ill ask the wife to send him a message through Facebook. Come to think of it his Facebook account may well still be active so there’s a good chance he’ll see it! A guy I know who died about two years ago recently sent me 500 pool coins via Facebook on that 8 ball pool app, not going to lie it gave me the fear. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted August 23, 2019 Share Posted August 23, 2019 1 hour ago, Highland Capital said: Exactly! I had someone use this 'tell it like it is' line on me a while back and once I called them out on it only to be told if folk didn't like it, they were cowards! This person later got very upset with me because I hadn't liked any of their Facebook statuses! He shoots from the hip... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted August 23, 2019 Share Posted August 23, 2019 43 minutes ago, Angusfifer said: He shoots from the hip... His cathater bag must have fallen off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted August 23, 2019 Share Posted August 23, 2019 10 minutes ago, Dele said: His cathater bag must have fallen off. That's colostomy you're thinking of. A catheter takes pish out to a bag strapped to your leg...So a mate says. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted August 23, 2019 Share Posted August 23, 2019 6 hours ago, Highland Capital said: Declare how they love to 'tell it like it is'. It's usually said by people as an excuse to be rude. 4 hours ago, HenryHill said: Add to that: 'Wear my heart on my sleeve' 'Call a spade a spade' 'Pull no punches' Etc. My mate used to go out with this loud mouthed boot when we were younger so we all had to suffer her shite when he dragged her along which was all the fucking time. Another mate said he liked her because "she says what's on her mind". Unfortunately what was usually on her mind was a lot of pish that no-one else wanted to hear. She had fantastic tits though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThomCat Posted August 25, 2019 Share Posted August 25, 2019 Take part in Silent Discos through city centres. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
effeffsee_the2nd Posted August 25, 2019 Share Posted August 25, 2019 thinking speed camera's are just a cheats way of making money.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted August 25, 2019 Share Posted August 25, 2019 (edited) On 23/08/2019 at 22:51, Dee Man said: She had fantastic tits though. Sadly, they normally do. The Parson’s Paradox I believe. Edited August 25, 2019 by Melanius Mullarkey 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted August 25, 2019 Share Posted August 25, 2019 On 23/08/2019 at 22:51, Dee Man said: She had fantastic tits though. Why did I have to read the rest of that shite before you got to the point? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted August 25, 2019 Share Posted August 25, 2019 Spending the last 20 years working “Al Gore invented the Internet” into the conversation at every opportunity as if at was:a) Funnyb) Any more ridiculous than the things Trump comes out with every...single...day. c) Something he even said in the first fucking place. 20 years. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted August 26, 2019 Share Posted August 26, 2019 People who have kids and think the wee p***ks are the greatest gift to the world.“He can count up to 10 and he’s only 3”.That’s great news mate. He’s the 2nd coming.Similarly people who have kids and can’t be bothered with them or give a single shit about them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Northboy Posted August 26, 2019 Share Posted August 26, 2019 26 minutes ago, Cerberus said: People who have kids and think the wee p***ks are the greatest gift to the world. “He can count up to 10 and he’s only 3”. That’s great news mate. He’s the 2nd coming. A neighbour of ours is a primary school teacher, usually the first year. She despairs when kids can read/write/count/etc when they start - much rather they didn't sh@t their pants. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Golden God Posted August 27, 2019 Share Posted August 27, 2019 Using 12 hour time. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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