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14 hours ago, 8MileBU said:

I personally dislike mostly white trainers. No real reason why. 

(I have semi-white trainers, I am semi hard)

Must be a disappointment for your wife...

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White New Balance trainers, blue jeans and ill fitting polo shirts are the official uniform of all white Canadian men over 40.
Anyone who thinks Paul Slane is "hilarious" or a "character" 
Correct about Paul Slane, he's torture.
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I'd like to point out my all white trainers have been purchased for holiday and will be worn on holiday only.*

 


 

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*May be worn after holidays.

 

 

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2 hours ago, Torpar said:

White New Balance trainers, blue jeans and ill fitting polo shirts are the official uniform of all white Canadian men over 40.

Anyone who thinks Paul Slane is "hilarious" or a "character" 

There must be a helluva lot of secondary school PE teachers in Canada. 

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First time you're called upon to put your foot through a door, you go right off trainers. Same goes for unreinforced soles first time you tread on a nail.

Frankly, I'm tempted to invest in a suit of full body armour to protect my soft parts.

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First time you're called upon to put your foot through a door, you go right off trainers. Same goes for unreinforced soles first time you tread on a nail.
Frankly, I'm tempted to invest in a suit of full body armour to protect my soft parts.
More information please.
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About my soft parts?
Well, makes a change from 'pics or GTF', I suppose.
One is intrigued as to the reason for the door getting booted in, to be fair.
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2 minutes ago, Moomintroll said:

One is intrigued as to the reason for the door getting booted in, to be fair.

First time was when I had to retrieve a piece of important mail from a derelict house.

I appreciate that a daring escape from WaffenThinMint's basement would have made for a better story, but I assume he's still tracking me down.

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First time was when I had to retrieve a piece of important mail from a derelict house.
I appreciate that a daring escape from WaffenThinMint's basement would have made for a better story, but I assume he's still tracking me down.
No one ever escapes WaffenThinMints basement.
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1 hour ago, BigFatTabbyDave said:

First time you're called upon to put your foot through a door, you go right off trainers. Same goes for unreinforced soles first time you tread on a nail.

Frankly, I'm tempted to invest in a suit of full body armour to protect my soft parts.

Kicked down many a door in trainers.

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1 hour ago, BigFatTabbyDave said:

First time was when I had to retrieve a piece of important mail from a derelict house.

I appreciate that a daring escape from WaffenThinMint's basement would have made for a better story, but I assume he's still tracking me down.

Why didn't you just go in through a window?

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