The OP Posted May 8, 2019 Share Posted May 8, 2019 3 minutes ago, Broomhill Ultra said: People who give you their e-mail address then say, ‘all lower case’. DISNAE FUCKING MATTER. I constantly get clients asking “is that lower case” so I’ve just started saying “Yea” as ”disnae fucking matter” takes longer. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herman Hessian Posted May 8, 2019 Share Posted May 8, 2019 6 hours ago, DA Baracus said: The BBC has special protocols for it, across radio and TV. Would imagine others have the same. i'm hoping that Channel 4 has 96 hours of continuous, highly irreverant comedy, childish smut, adult films and cartoons for the amusement of those who will not give a tiniest f**k of the flying variety for the doleful shitfest on all the other channels; re-runs of The Word , Manhattan Cable and Eurotrash for four days would be fucking brilliant; and let's hope that the old bag turns up her toes during a summer heatwave so we can all get out and have commemorative BBQ's rather than being stuck indoors in front of the TV; i already want to punch Nicholas "fawning arsehole" Witchell repeatedly in the face until he stops breathing, and it's not even happened yet; and I bet the c***s have already got the funeral pencilled in for a Saturday so we don't even get an extra day off work.... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The OP Posted May 8, 2019 Share Posted May 8, 2019 30 minutes ago, The OP said: I constantly get clients asking “is that lower case” so I’ve just started saying “Yea” as ”disnae fucking matter” takes longer. Also, in this vein, people saying “I don’t need the first two letters” after you’ve quoted them as part of a reference is a pointless waste of everyone’s time and energy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted May 8, 2019 Share Posted May 8, 2019 7 minutes ago, Herman Hessian said: i'm hoping that Channel 4 has 96 hours of continuous, highly irreverant comedy, childish smut, adult films and cartoons for the amusement of those who will not give a tiniest f**k of the flying variety for the doleful shitfest on all the other channels; re-runs of The Word , Manhattan Cable and Eurotrash for four days would be fucking brilliant; and let's hope that the old bag turns up her toes during a summer heatwave so we can all get out and have commemorative BBQ's rather than being stuck indoors in front of the TV; i already want to punch Nicholas "fawning arsehole" Witchell repeatedly in the face until he stops breathing, and it's not even happened yet; and I bet the c***s have already got the funeral pencilled in for a Saturday so we don't even get an extra day off work.... I'm on board with the C4 suggestion. Hopefully it happens in the close season so that games aren't cancelled. A week off work would be grand. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D Angelo Barksdale Posted May 8, 2019 Share Posted May 8, 2019 18 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: Hopefully it happens the week before an old firm game. FTFY. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted May 8, 2019 Share Posted May 8, 2019 2 hours ago, Shotgun said: I worked in a retail jewelers for a spell in the 80s. I remember one saddo brought in a Charles and Di wedding commemorative china plate “to see how much it’s worth now”. About 100% less than you paid for it mate. Ironically, I belive that an original Dam busters Elvis clock of Tuttenkhammen will set you back proper cash. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flybhoy Posted May 9, 2019 Share Posted May 9, 2019 1 hour ago, Henderson to deliver ..... said: FTFY. We were due to play Rangers at Celtic Park two days after Diana's chauffeur got pished and decided to go all Ayrton Senna in the Paris tunnel, the Scottish League, as it was then cancelled the match due to rumoured fear of unrest and sick chanting... ......like that doesn't go on every other time we play them anyway. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted May 9, 2019 Share Posted May 9, 2019 No, you were due to play them the next day.. and the game was called off as a mark of respect. The same reason that Motherwell v Kilmarnock was called off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzdrk Posted May 9, 2019 Share Posted May 9, 2019 31 minutes ago, MixuFixit said: Must be shite being Nicholas Witchell. You go from being a main news anchor to Royal correspondent in the full knowledge Charles on mic calling him an awful person. Imagine going to work every day with f**k all to say about people who hate you. What a humiliating existence. Very on brand English. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D Angelo Barksdale Posted May 9, 2019 Share Posted May 9, 2019 Witchell loves his role as chief forelock tugger. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted May 9, 2019 Share Posted May 9, 2019 As a mark of respect, calling off games. For someone who gives not one f**k. Truly moronic. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unleash The Nade Posted May 9, 2019 Share Posted May 9, 2019 10 hours ago, Arch Stanton said: He has now deleted it but fucking hell Danny Hope the fat racist little c**t gets in trouble for this 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsr Posted May 9, 2019 Share Posted May 9, 2019 9 hours ago, Adam101 said: Im sure she had ditched all her Corgis. Also the BBC will probably shut down it will be either rolling news or just be somber music. Most countries do this for the royals which I think is quite odd especially the ones who live remote lives from their subjects. At least the Japanese Emperor meets normal folk and sits on the floor despite living in great luxury. I also wonder how much money will need to be spent changing everything from "Her Majesty's..." to "His Majesty's..." when Old Bettie finally pegs it. Or maybe they just won't bother. Recently I was doing the Kirkintilloch Treasure Trail with the kids and one of the clues was a postbox with "GR" on. Presumably that's dating back to Bettie's auld man and was never updated or replaced. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted May 9, 2019 Share Posted May 9, 2019 7 hours ago, Flybhoy said: We were due to play Rangers at Celtic Park two days after Diana's chauffeur got pished and decided to go all Ayrton Senna in the Paris tunnel, the Scottish League, as it was then cancelled the match due to rumoured fear of unrest and sick chanting... ......like that doesn't go on every other time we play them anyway. It goes on everytime you play anyone. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101 Posted May 9, 2019 Share Posted May 9, 2019 I also wonder how much money will need to be spent changing everything from "Her Majesty's..." to "His Majesty's..." when Old Bettie finally pegs it. Or maybe they just won't bother. Recently I was doing the Kirkintilloch Treasure Trail with the kids and one of the clues was a postbox with "GR" on. Presumably that's dating back to Bettie's auld man and was never updated or replaced.I wonder how long it will take for the new money to be minted as well, going forward we may as well have Wills the shagger to save money in the future 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted May 9, 2019 Share Posted May 9, 2019 What a shoot from Danny Baker. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arch Stanton Posted May 9, 2019 Share Posted May 9, 2019 I wonder how long it will take for the new money to be minted as well, going forward we may as well have Wills the shagger to save money in the futureGeorge VI coins (sixpence, shilling and florin) were in circulation right up to late 1971, coexisting with Lizzie's coins of the same value and the newly minted 5p and 10p.I'm pretty sure the sixpence (2 and a half pence) was used up until 1980. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unleash The Nade Posted May 9, 2019 Share Posted May 9, 2019 3 hours ago, Unleash The Nade said: Hope the fat racist little c**t gets in trouble for this Brilliant News ! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arch Stanton Posted May 9, 2019 Share Posted May 9, 2019 Hope the fat racist little c**t gets in trouble for this You've got your wish.https://www.theguardian.com/media/2019/may/09/danny-baker-apologises-for-chimp-tweet-about-royal-baby 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skerla Posted May 9, 2019 Share Posted May 9, 2019 He deserves sacking just for the fucking hats he wears 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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