welshbairn Posted April 10, 2019 Share Posted April 10, 2019 58 minutes ago, Big Chief Toffee Teeth said: People who clap the holder of a winning raffle ticket. Yea, well done : you bought that beautifully! Bitterness doesn't become you. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Highland Capital Posted April 11, 2019 Author Share Posted April 11, 2019 People who clap the holder of a winning raffle ticket. Yea, well done : you bought that beautifully!By the same token, people who say “well done” to folk who win the lottery etc. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted April 11, 2019 Share Posted April 11, 2019 Instead of the correct 'You fucking jammy cunt bastard. You better fucking give me something after all the times I've helped you out over the years!' 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted April 11, 2019 Share Posted April 11, 2019 9 hours ago, Big Chief Toffee Teeth said: People who clap the holder of a winning raffle ticket. Yea, well done : you bought that beautifully! I bet you congratulate someone on getting pregnant which requires less skill! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted April 11, 2019 Share Posted April 11, 2019 Personalising / accessorising your wheelie bin beyond just putting your house number on it. Picture for clarity; 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RockMusic Posted April 11, 2019 Share Posted April 11, 2019 Private number plates on cars - especially the ones that are a ridiculous attempt at spelling out the owners name. If you want your name on the back of your car get a stencil and a can of spray paint and do it properly, or get a " Kevin and Tracey" sticker for the top of the front windscreen as they did in the late 70s. Worst I saw was what appeared to be random letters on one but when I stopped behind that car at traffic lights the plate had the names of the guy's 3 children in much smaller letters underneath!!! So the guy went to the effort of getting a private plate and then the additional effort of having to explain to others what it meant. Now that is a weapons grade walloper. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skerla Posted April 12, 2019 Share Posted April 12, 2019 People who drive a Subaru Impreza. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted April 12, 2019 Share Posted April 12, 2019 1 hour ago, Skerla said: People who drive a Subaru Impreza. And the equally hideous Evo from Mitsubishi. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted April 12, 2019 Share Posted April 12, 2019 Give your child a generic name, but spelling it incorrectly so that they can be an "invididual". Today I met a Karn, a Nikla and an Aylay. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted April 12, 2019 Share Posted April 12, 2019 Give your child a generic name, but spelling it incorrectly so that they can be an "invididual". Today I met a Karn, a Nikla and an Aylay.Is Aylay pronounced as Eilidh or Islay? Get in the fucking bin either way. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted April 12, 2019 Share Posted April 12, 2019 Just now, throbber said: Is Aylay pronounced as Eilidh or Islay? Get in the fucking bin either way. Eilidh 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted April 12, 2019 Share Posted April 12, 2019 EilidhI don’t get why you would want to do that as a parent because people are going to struggle pronouncing the names for their entire life. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Blades Posted April 12, 2019 Share Posted April 12, 2019 Yup, stupid spelling of names & worse still, naming kids after TV characters! What’s that all about? A couple I know, both very good friends of mine & very nice, decent people, decided to call their son “Jax” after the character in Sons of Anarchy. Why? I’m thinking of fire bombing their house tbqh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiegoDiego Posted April 12, 2019 Share Posted April 12, 2019 Yup, stupid spelling of names & worse still, naming kids after TV characters! What’s that all about? A couple I know, both very good friends of mine & very nice, decent people, decided to call their son “Jax” after the character in Sons of Anarchy. Why? I’m thinking of fire bombing their house tbqh. It's what Jax would have wanted. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted April 12, 2019 Share Posted April 12, 2019 6 hours ago, Mark Connolly said: Give your child a generic name, but spelling it incorrectly so that they can be an "invididual". Today I met a Karn, a Nikla and an Aylay. Only works for page 3 stunners. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skerla Posted April 13, 2019 Share Posted April 13, 2019 9 hours ago, Mark Connolly said: Give your child a generic name, but spelling it incorrectly so that they can be an "invididual". Today I met a Karn, a Nikla and an Aylay. I’m sure they’re all names in Mass Effect.. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted April 13, 2019 Share Posted April 13, 2019 12 hours ago, Brother Blades said: Yup, stupid spelling of names & worse still, naming kids after TV characters! What’s that all about? A couple I know, both very good friends of mine & very nice, decent people, decided to call their son “Jax” after the character in Sons of Anarchy. Why? I’m thinking of fire bombing their house tbqh. I know a cat called Jax. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flybhoy Posted April 13, 2019 Share Posted April 13, 2019 2 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: I know a cat called Jax. I was working in a house in Dunfermline a while back where the guys dog was barking and generally getting a bit excited... He shouts at said dog... 'Right John, through the kitchen, that's enough' His dog was called John....!! I found that much funnier than I should have really As Frank Sinatra once sang... 'That's Fife..' 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted April 13, 2019 Share Posted April 13, 2019 1 minute ago, Flybhoy said: I was working in a house in Dunfermline a while back where the guys dog was barking and generally getting a bit excited... He shouts at said dog... 'Right John, through the kitchen, that's enough' His dog was called John....!! I found that much funnier than I should have really As Frank Sinatra once sang... 'That's Fife..' Aye? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flybhoy Posted April 13, 2019 Share Posted April 13, 2019 3 minutes ago, Zen Archer said: Aye? "That's Fife, and I can't deny it... I saw a big caravan down in Largo....man im gonna buy it..." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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