stevieKTID Posted March 29, 2019 Share Posted March 29, 2019 The two funniest car mods I ever saw happened about 3 weeks apart, about 15 years ago, both in Clydebank. The first was a Vauxhall Corsa with twin exhausts ( no, really) but it was outdone by a Renault Clio 3 weeks later. The muppet driving the Clio had put a formula 1 style spoiler on his car. Now, because a hatchback has a near vertical rear end, the guy had put it on the roof!!! It was utterly ridiculous looking and I genuinely nearly came off the road I was laughing that much. Let's not even mention that formula 1 rear spoilers prevent them from taking off at high speeds, something a Clio can't do, and so one on the roof would utterly bugger the car's streamlining. Neds - you've got to love them.I used to see a Ford Sierra quite regularly in Kilwinning that for some bizarre reason had a Mercedes grill on it, seeing it always put a smile on my face 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RockMusic Posted March 29, 2019 Share Posted March 29, 2019 2 minutes ago, stevieKTID said: I used to see a Ford Sierra quite regularly in Kilwinning that for some bizarre reason had a Mercedes grill on it, seeing it always put a smile on my face And the driver no doubt told anyone that would listen that he drove a Mercedes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UsedToGoToCentralPark Posted March 29, 2019 Share Posted March 29, 2019 That's probably why she didn't do it before she left.40 minutes extra sleep. The very opposite of being a moron. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Rider Posted March 29, 2019 Share Posted March 29, 2019 5 hours ago, LinkinFighter said: Having a poppy on the front of your car Having a Union Jack on your number plate. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted March 29, 2019 Share Posted March 29, 2019 3 minutes ago, Big Rider said: Having a Union Jack on your number plate. Does it count double if you drive one of these Mini's? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Rider Posted March 29, 2019 Share Posted March 29, 2019 They’re more Austin Powers than moron britnat ( in their German cars). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Highland Capital Posted March 31, 2019 Author Share Posted March 31, 2019 I saw a guy in a Celtic top driving a Union Flag Mini yesterday. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Rider Posted March 31, 2019 Share Posted March 31, 2019 19 minutes ago, Highland Capital said: I saw a guy in a Celtic top driving a Union Flag Mini yesterday. Some of the biggest Unionists I know are Celtic fans. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted March 31, 2019 Share Posted March 31, 2019 (edited) Starting sentences with "If we're being honest" and/or "Let's be honest". Edited March 31, 2019 by DA Baracus 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeWhoWalksBehindTheRows Posted March 31, 2019 Share Posted March 31, 2019 (edited) On 29/03/2019 at 18:11, RockMusic said: The two funniest car mods I ever saw happened about 3 weeks apart, about 15 years ago, both in Clydebank. The first was a Vauxhall Corsa with twin exhausts ( no, really) but it was outdone by a Renault Clio 3 weeks later. The muppet driving the Clio had put a formula 1 style spoiler on his car. Now, because a hatchback has a near vertical rear end, the guy had put it on the roof!!! It was utterly ridiculous looking and I genuinely nearly came off the road I was laughing that much. Let's not even mention that formula 1 rear spoilers prevent them from taking off at high speeds, something a Clio can't do, and so one on the roof would utterly bugger the car's streamlining. Neds - you've got to love them. Boy used to drive round Inverness in a Astra with a massive daft spoiler. We nicknamed him Huckleberry Fin Edited March 31, 2019 by HeWhoWalksBehindTheRows 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eez-eh Posted March 31, 2019 Share Posted March 31, 2019 Anyone who ever quotes a post just to say “This”. Well done mate, thanks for confirming that you have absolutely no original thoughts to add to the conversation, all the while needlessly adding more page space that the rest of us have to scroll through just to see your nothing thoughts. See: Mastermind. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Highland Capital Posted March 31, 2019 Author Share Posted March 31, 2019 Some of the biggest Unionists I know are Celtic fans. Mr G. Galloway and Mr J. Murphy I take it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted March 31, 2019 Share Posted March 31, 2019 9 minutes ago, eez-eh said: Anyone who ever quotes a post just to say “This”. Well done mate, thanks for confirming that you have absolutely no original thoughts to add to the conversation, all the while needlessly adding more page space that the rest of us have to scroll through just to see your nothing thoughts. See: Mastermind. This. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Highland Capital Posted March 31, 2019 Author Share Posted March 31, 2019 15 minutes ago, eez-eh said: Anyone who ever quotes a post just to say “This”. Well done mate, thanks for confirming that you have absolutely no original thoughts to add to the conversation, all the while needlessly adding more page space that the rest of us have to scroll through just to see your nothing thoughts. See: Mastermind. Also, people who quote stuff and write things like 'Totally agree', 'hear hear' or 'well said'. Just give it a green dot and shut up. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted March 31, 2019 Share Posted March 31, 2019 24 minutes ago, Highland Capital said: Also, people who quote stuff and write things like 'Totally agree', 'hear hear' or 'well said'. Just give it a green dot and shut up. 100% This^^^^ 13 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malcolm Malcolm Posted March 31, 2019 Share Posted March 31, 2019 13 hours ago, Big Rider said: Some of the biggest Unionists I know are Celtic fans. ^^^^ Hangs about with morons 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A96 Posted March 31, 2019 Share Posted March 31, 2019 3 hours ago, Highland Capital said: Also, people who quote stuff and write things like 'Totally agree', 'hear hear' or 'well said'. Just give it a green dot and shut up. Or even worse .......”here , here” 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted March 31, 2019 Share Posted March 31, 2019 4 hours ago, eez-eh said: See: Mastermind. Can’t. He’s too busy hiding behind his Kazakhstan flag. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hampden Diehard Posted March 31, 2019 Share Posted March 31, 2019 Parents who allow their kids to play games or films on their tablets in restaurants without headphones. The fat fecks today seemed oblivious to the annoyance caused . Back in the day, I took a meal as the opportunity to interract with my sprog. On the plus side, an utterly filthy milf strolled in with a short skirt and cowboy boots (sorry, no pics). I was aroused (sorry, no pics). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hampden Diehard Posted March 31, 2019 Share Posted March 31, 2019 Mr G. Galloway and MrJ. Murphy I take it.Celtic are the undoubted "establishment" club now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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