Shandon Par Posted March 22, 2019 Share Posted March 22, 2019 1 minute ago, Bairnardo said: 8 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Not as wild as you may think. Did you see the crowd Falkirk signed in the summer? Squeaky wheel gets the grease They were very handsome though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skerla Posted March 24, 2019 Share Posted March 24, 2019 Anyone who destroys seats at the football. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flybhoy Posted March 24, 2019 Share Posted March 24, 2019 People who, when having a cooked breakfast, put fucking ketchup on baked beans. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8MileBU Posted March 25, 2019 Share Posted March 25, 2019 People who, when having a cooked breakfast, put fucking ketchup on baked beans. Neither brown sauce or ketchup belong anywhere near a cooked breakfast. Both only spoil the egg yolk and the baked bean sauce. Similarly, folk who put sauce over scrambled eggs, or add sauce to any breakfast roll containing a fried egg should have all their windows panned in. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedRob72 Posted March 25, 2019 Share Posted March 25, 2019 Litterbugs; people who just leave their shit in public places, sandwich box, coffee cup, crisp packets, half eaten sausage roll etc, just left on the train, park bench or casually placed on shop windowsill. Take it to a bin or hold on to it until you get home, you lazy, ignorant, jakey bast*rds. 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homer Thompson Posted March 25, 2019 Share Posted March 25, 2019 10 hours ago, 8MileBU said: Neither brown sauce or ketchup belong anywhere near a cooked breakfast. Both only spoil the egg yolk and the baked bean sauce. Similarly, folk who put sauce over scrambled eggs, or add sauce to any breakfast roll containing a fried egg should have all their windows panned in. Nonsense. Tomato sauce is a fine accompaniment to a fried egg 13 minutes ago, RedRob72 said: Litterbugs; people who just leave their shit in public places, sandwich box, coffee cup, crisp packets, half eaten sausage roll etc, just left on the train, park bench or casually placed on shop windowsill. Take it to a bin or hold on to it until you get home, you lazy, ignorant, jakey bast*rds. This. Mr X Jnr bought some novelty toy in town on Saturday. It was inside a plastic ball with some cellophane wrapping round it. 200 yds up the road we saw an opened one spread across the pavement. They were lying literally 2 foot from a bin 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted March 25, 2019 Share Posted March 25, 2019 6 minutes ago, Mr X said: Tomato sauce is a fine accompaniment to a fried egg I expect you'll be relieved of your mod duties once Yewtree have locked you up. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted March 25, 2019 Share Posted March 25, 2019 Mr X is correct. I too have tomato ketchup on eggs and will square go anyone over it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted March 25, 2019 Share Posted March 25, 2019 2 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: Mr X is correct. I too have tomato ketchup on eggs and will square go anyone over it. I would be on the first flight home to fight you but anyone who is happy with that combination is obviously not right in the head and probably well worth avoiding in a battle. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted March 25, 2019 Share Posted March 25, 2019 10 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: Mr X is correct. I too have tomato ketchup on eggs and will square go anyone over it. A fried egg has the perfect in-built sauce and does not require addition. Tomato ketchup is for kids to have with their happy meals and doesn't belong anywhere near an adults diet. You are therefore wrong and a moron. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted March 25, 2019 Share Posted March 25, 2019 I would be on the first flight home to fight you but anyone who is happy with that combination is obviously not right in the head and probably well worth avoiding in a battle. Well.... That, and the fact that you cant take a punch 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted March 25, 2019 Share Posted March 25, 2019 1 minute ago, Bairnardo said: 11 minutes ago, Dee Man said: I would be on the first flight home to fight you but anyone who is happy with that combination is obviously not right in the head and probably well worth avoiding in a battle. Well.... That, and the fact that you cant take a punch A punch would be the least of my worries. Anyone who puts tomato sauce on eggs is clearly a psychopath and would probably turn up to a fight with a chainsaw and an Uzi. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted March 25, 2019 Share Posted March 25, 2019 (edited) 15 hours ago, Skerla said: Anyone who destroys seats at the football. In my work I regularly come across peoples houses where several doors have received some physical treatment. Reading your post I'm linking the 2 to the same type of reactive people. Do 1st Think later types. Edited March 25, 2019 by Gaz FFC 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted March 25, 2019 Share Posted March 25, 2019 Runny yolk and tomato ketchup is a brilliant combination. Over crispy bacon is as close to heaven as I think I will ever achieve. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HenryHill Posted March 25, 2019 Share Posted March 25, 2019 26 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: Mr X is correct. I too have tomato ketchup on eggs and will square go anyone over it. I disagree with ketchup and egg combo but not to the point of physical violence unless it was done to my plate. If however, you had said lorne go instead of square, it would have been to the death. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted March 25, 2019 Share Posted March 25, 2019 Folk who think that everyone should have the same condiment preferences as them. Simpletons. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted March 25, 2019 Share Posted March 25, 2019 People who exist. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted March 25, 2019 Share Posted March 25, 2019 Saturday i was leaving the outlet mall in Livingston and even though the road was 1 way coming towards me was 1 of these Ford ranger trucks driven by big men with small penises (you know the type) I decided I'd had enough of knobheads today so stood my ground and stayed in the middle of the road and not allow him to get round me easily or avoid him. As he got to right infront of me I stood with my finger out shouting 1 way at the Bell end and he gave me the vickys as he squeezed by. A moral victory that i didn't just take his pish but definitely a moron who probably thinks he can do what he likes as he's huge with a huge car and no doubt tiny penis 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted March 25, 2019 Share Posted March 25, 2019 Folk who think that every post on here is deadly serious. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted March 25, 2019 Share Posted March 25, 2019 mall Mon tae f**k sir 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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