Nutz_the_Squirrel Posted March 19, 2019 Share Posted March 19, 2019 Have fleeces with Arctic wolves on them 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
velo army Posted March 19, 2019 Share Posted March 19, 2019 52 minutes ago, Bobby Skidmarks said: Overusing emojis. Lighting fags off the cooker. Making sandwiches from condiments. I just had a piece with branston and crisps. Glorious. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonS Posted March 19, 2019 Share Posted March 19, 2019 Anyone who says "the game's gone." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillyAnchor Posted March 19, 2019 Share Posted March 19, 2019 2 hours ago, red23 said: People who go around food shops and dump chilled or frozen items in random locations when they decide they don't want them. Anarchy baby 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted March 19, 2019 Share Posted March 19, 2019 Have fleeces with Arctic wolves on themNot a bad thing, it marks out all the scaffy, jakey, stinking oddballs who go to the likes of Cowdenbeath market every fucking week without fail and wander around aimlessly looking at the same old shit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted March 19, 2019 Share Posted March 19, 2019 8 hours ago, Bobby Skidmarks said: Overusing emojis. Lighting fags off the cooker. Making sandwiches from condiments. I never realised until recently, Philpy follows me on Twitter. I discovered this when he suggested a post pub snack of a piece and tomato sauce. Some boy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The OP Posted March 19, 2019 Share Posted March 19, 2019 Sending emails which just consist of question marks because someone doesn't reply straight away. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dons_1988 Posted March 19, 2019 Share Posted March 19, 2019 8 minutes ago, The OP said: Sending emails which just consist of question marks because someone doesn't reply straight away. Calling cards of total c***s thread for this pish 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homer Thompson Posted March 19, 2019 Share Posted March 19, 2019 14 hours ago, Bobby Skidmarks said: Overusing emojis. Lighting fags off the cooker. Making sandwiches from condiments. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted March 19, 2019 Share Posted March 19, 2019 7 hours ago, The OP said: Sending emails which just consist of question marks because someone doesn't reply straight away. I (briefly) had a boss who would forward emails with no comment other than "Shotgun?" or sometimes "Shotgun?????" You'd then have to wade through several pages of back and forth to try and intuit what exactly she was expecting by way of a reply. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted March 19, 2019 Share Posted March 19, 2019 12 minutes ago, Shotgun said: I (briefly) had a boss who would forward emails with no comment other than "Shotgun?" or sometimes "Shotgun?????" You'd then have to wade through several pages of back and forth to try and intuit what exactly she was expecting by way of a reply. Surely a reply with, "Yes, mistress?" is appropriate in this situation. Alternatively, "I AM INVOKED" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted March 19, 2019 Share Posted March 19, 2019 I never realised until recently, Philpy follows me on Twitter. I discovered this when he suggested a post pub snack of a piece and tomato sauce. Some boy.Ha. Your tales of post pub cold meat eating amuse me. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tongue_tied_danny Posted March 20, 2019 Share Posted March 20, 2019 Owning a tobacco tin with a picture of a cannabis leaf on the lid. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted March 21, 2019 Share Posted March 21, 2019 9 hours ago, tongue_tied_danny said: Owning a tobacco tin with a picture of a cannabis leaf on the lid. Think you can really add owning anything adorned with a cannabis leaf, bonus points for one of these t-shirts. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted March 21, 2019 Share Posted March 21, 2019 Making the loudest, most obnoxious 'hawking' sound when clearing their throat in the toilet. This also applies to the Scummy Behaviour thread, but then there's a big crossover between that and this thread. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScottishZizou Posted March 22, 2019 Share Posted March 22, 2019 People who watch football who haven’t played since they were a young teen (and were garbage then) who think they wouldn’t look out of place in a non league/Junior game. I have several friends who think they could rock up and probably do a job at these sorts of levels despite being utterly horse at football and unfit. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillonearth Posted March 22, 2019 Share Posted March 22, 2019 1 hour ago, ScottishZizou said: People who watch football who haven’t played since they were a young teen (and were garbage then) who think they wouldn’t look out of place in a non league/Junior game. I have several friends who think they could rock up and probably do a job at these sorts of levels despite being utterly horse at football and unfit. I can vouch for that – we regularly have punters like that getting in touch asking for trials. Even at the lower levels of the non-league game, teams are looking at recruiting punters with previous non-league experience, ex-pro youth or higher level U21 players, or guys who have amateur experience at a decent level. Recent experience… “I’m 38 years old and haven’t played for two or three years, but my pals think I’m a standout at the fives…” Beat it and join a gym you cheap c**t. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dons_1988 Posted March 22, 2019 Share Posted March 22, 2019 Making the loudest, most obnoxious 'hawking' sound when clearing their throat in the toilet. This also applies to the Scummy Behaviour thread, but then there's a big crossover between that and this thread.Surely the toilet is the place to do this? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted March 22, 2019 Share Posted March 22, 2019 Just now, ThatBoyRonaldo said: What level of arrogance do you need to have to just go about messaging actual football teams out the blue asking to play for them? Wild. Not as wild as you may think. Did you see the crowd Falkirk signed in the summer? 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted March 22, 2019 Share Posted March 22, 2019 Not as wild as you may think. Did you see the crowd Falkirk signed in the summer?Squeaky wheel gets the grease 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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