Melanius Mullarkey Posted January 22, 2019 Share Posted January 22, 2019 38 minutes ago, The Moonster said: Aye, I often find myself sitting about doing nothing in the hot summer sun and think to myself "you know what, I'm just going to go out and pick up hunners of litter". Get off your arse and do it then. This country's a fucking state. You can start with the mattresses. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamieson87 Posted January 22, 2019 Share Posted January 22, 2019 "Shree" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted January 22, 2019 Share Posted January 22, 2019 30 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Get off your arse and do it then. This country's a fucking state. You can start with the mattresses. And then ICT Chris' fly-tipped bathroom suite. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnthebaptistist Posted January 22, 2019 Share Posted January 22, 2019 On 1/21/2019 at 12:40, Jambomo said: I was heading to the shop earlier and I got to the crossing there were about 6 people standing waiting to cross the road. Not one of them had the sense to press the button to stop the traffic and as soon as I walked up and pressed it, the lights changed. I mean, it’s not difficult is it? Fucking idiots. Sometimes I press the button then just stand there with my finger on the deaf, blind and dumb 'nozzle' sometimes I repeat this 4-5 times before crossing the road. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted January 22, 2019 Share Posted January 22, 2019 I'd mostly go with community service. Get them into all the worst areas of our towns to trim back overgrown hedges and collect litter. General tidying up of eyesores.That costs money which the local governments want to waste elsewhere. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted January 22, 2019 Share Posted January 22, 2019 10 hours ago, The Moonster said: Aye, I often find myself sitting about doing nothing in the hot summer sun and think to myself "you know what, I'm just going to go out and pick up hunners of litter". That’s the spirit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ah-dee Posted January 23, 2019 Share Posted January 23, 2019 exactly like that and just like joey my dad thought he was being suave as f**k. oh and hes also a massive bellend 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted January 25, 2019 Share Posted January 25, 2019 Not attending your work the day after your team loses a football match because you can't face the pelters you'll get. Could also be added to the Calling Cards of Cowards thread, if there was one. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted January 25, 2019 Share Posted January 25, 2019 (edited) 1 minute ago, The Moonster said: Not attending your work the day after your team loses a football match because you can't face the pelters you'll get. Could also be added to the Calling Cards of Cowards thread, if there was one. Not as bad as crashing Pie and Bovril on a Saturday night because your team loses. Edited January 25, 2019 by welshbairn 15 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted January 25, 2019 Share Posted January 25, 2019 Idiots who post pictures of the temperature. Especially for example, when it's minus 2. In Stirling, in February.Really aye? It's cold in Scotland in winter? No fucking way. Moron. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted January 25, 2019 Share Posted January 25, 2019 Idiots who post pictures of the temperature. Especially for example, when it's minus 2. In Stirling, in February.Really aye? It's cold in Scotland in winter? No fucking way. Moron. And folk (well down here anyway) who will come out with "I cannae believe it's snowing. It's February!" when it snows in February, like it has for the last 3/4 years. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skerla Posted January 25, 2019 Share Posted January 25, 2019 Folk with personalised number plates. 14 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Saintee Posted January 25, 2019 Share Posted January 25, 2019 Having a Paul Walker car sticker. "Dude, I almost had you!" 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lichtgilphead Posted January 26, 2019 Share Posted January 26, 2019 11 hours ago, The Moonster said: Not attending your work the day after your team loses a football match Are you condemning all Arbroath fans to no more duvet days? Shame on you, sirrrah - we deserve the occasional lie-in. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tongue_tied_danny Posted January 26, 2019 Share Posted January 26, 2019 Tooting your horn and waving at people that you don't know while driving around in your car. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lichtgilphead Posted January 26, 2019 Share Posted January 26, 2019 ^^^ Not from Islay^^^ Honestly not sure whether this is a good or bad thing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingRocketman II Posted January 26, 2019 Share Posted January 26, 2019 10 hours ago, lichtgilphead said: Are you condemning all Arbroath fans to no more duvet days? Shame on you, sirrrah - we deserve the occasional lie-in. I think you mean condoning. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted January 27, 2019 Share Posted January 27, 2019 Folk with normal names that try to make them exotic. I have encountered two folk called George insisting they be referred to as "Geo"Make a counter offer of "Dode" 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flybhoy Posted January 27, 2019 Share Posted January 27, 2019 People who refer to themselves in the third person. "Davie is going for a beer tonight" said Davie referring to himself, death should be mandatory for people who do this. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted January 27, 2019 Share Posted January 27, 2019 People who refer to themselves in the third person. "Davie is going for a beer tonight" said Davie referring to himself, death should be mandatory for people who do this.Does conversing with your own alias fall into this category? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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