19QOS19 Posted January 21, 2019 Share Posted January 21, 2019 I believe they’re part of the commonwealth and as such will do as they’re fuckin felt. Ah, so DeeMan is a criminal and a sexual predator. Sounds like he'd be better suited for Hollywood. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted January 21, 2019 Share Posted January 21, 2019 1 hour ago, Dee Man said: Sorry Adam, but I've been on this site for too long to know that the slightest thing can be used as a stick to beat you with and for that reason I shall refrain from divulging my mass killing spree. I can assure you though, it was nothing particularly interesting. 1 hour ago, Dee Man said: Ironically I was deported from Australia in 2002 with a 3 year exclusion order. I think that's what's termed an own goal. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEADOWXI Posted January 21, 2019 Share Posted January 21, 2019 18 hours ago, Highland Capital said: Never having traveled anywhere. Now granted, some people would like to travel more but can't afford it, but I'm sure you can tell people who've never been anywhere pretty quickly. Brexit has often intrigued me about this question as I reckon the correlation between the amount of travel someone had done and whether how they voted would be quite noticeable. One would imagine that the percentage of people who'd never left Britain and vote for leave was probably pretty high. The exception being those that have traveled in with the army or navy, this seems to narrow rather than broaden the mind 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambomo Posted January 21, 2019 Share Posted January 21, 2019 I was heading to the shop earlier and I got to the crossing there were about 6 people standing waiting to cross the road. Not one of them had the sense to press the button to stop the traffic and as soon as I walked up and pressed it, the lights changed. I mean, it’s not difficult is it? Fucking idiots. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Northboy Posted January 21, 2019 Share Posted January 21, 2019 33 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Australia. Accepting pommy crims since, well, forever. Only since the late 18th century apparently. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted January 21, 2019 Share Posted January 21, 2019 4 minutes ago, Northboy said: Only since the late 18th century apparently. So about the last time Dundee FC won anything then. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unleash The Nade Posted January 21, 2019 Share Posted January 21, 2019 When you’re standing at a lift , having pressed the button and it’s clearly illuminated ,then someone comes along and presses the “call lift” button . Do these morons think you’re just standing there aimlessly staring at a lift door ? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dons_1988 Posted January 21, 2019 Share Posted January 21, 2019 18 minutes ago, Jambomo said: I was heading to the shop earlier and I got to the crossing there were about 6 people standing waiting to cross the road. Not one of them had the sense to press the button to stop the traffic and as soon as I walked up and pressed it, the lights changed. I mean, it’s not difficult is it? Fucking idiots. This happens a lot and gets me far angrier than it should. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted January 21, 2019 Share Posted January 21, 2019 Ah, so DeeMan is a criminal and a sexual predator. Sounds like he'd be better suited for Hollywood. I read that in a Chinese accent. 11 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsr Posted January 21, 2019 Share Posted January 21, 2019 1 hour ago, Jambomo said: I was heading to the shop earlier and I got to the crossing there were about 6 people standing waiting to cross the road. Not one of them had the sense to press the button to stop the traffic and as soon as I walked up and pressed it, the lights changed. I mean, it’s not difficult is it? Fucking idiots. Is there a reason why many traffic lights are now displaying the green man on the same box as the button, instead of on the side of the lights the cars use? How are you supposed to see it if some fat bint has parked her porcine bulk in the way? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trackdaybob Posted January 21, 2019 Share Posted January 21, 2019 1 hour ago, MEADOWXI said: The exception being those that have traveled in with the army or navy, this seems to narrow rather than broaden the mind RAF ok though is it?? Of course it is. Why am I even asking?? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted January 21, 2019 Share Posted January 21, 2019 2 hours ago, Adam said: How did you manage to secure residency in Australia with not only a criminal record, but a exclusion order?! The visa process took ages and I was fully prepared for an expensive knock back but I reckon a couple of references from a police friend and another well respected member of the community as well as a lengthy statuatory declaration from myself convinced them that I was a swell guy. 1 hour ago, Jacksgranda said: I think that's what's termed an own goal. Na, I couldn't give a f**k if that sticks. The fact that I got thrown out of a country where the UK sent it's ne'er-do-wells has been a source of amusement amongst family and friends for years. You may mock. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted January 21, 2019 Share Posted January 21, 2019 1 hour ago, Jambomo said: I was heading to the shop earlier and I got to the crossing there were about 6 people standing waiting to cross the road. Not one of them had the sense to press the button to stop the traffic and as soon as I walked up and pressed it, the lights changed. I mean, it’s not difficult is it? Fucking idiots. 'Elf & Safety, innit? 1 to look straight ahead, 1 to look left, 1 to look right, 1 to look behind, 1 to write the Risk Assessment, 1 to check it and 1 suitably trained button press operative. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEADOWXI Posted January 21, 2019 Share Posted January 21, 2019 22 minutes ago, Trackdaybob said: RAF ok though is it?? Of course it is. Why am I even asking?? Forgot about those bams - It must have went right over my head 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted January 21, 2019 Share Posted January 21, 2019 2 hours ago, Jambomo said: I was heading to the shop earlier and I got to the crossing there were about 6 people standing waiting to cross the road. Not one of them had the sense to press the button to stop the traffic and as soon as I walked up and pressed it, the lights changed. I mean, it’s not difficult is it? Fucking idiots. 2 hours ago, Unleash The Nade said: When you’re standing at a lift , having pressed the button and it’s clearly illuminated ,then someone comes along and presses the “call lift” button . Do these morons think you’re just standing there aimlessly staring at a lift door ? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torpar Posted January 21, 2019 Share Posted January 21, 2019 15 hours ago, ah-dee said: one thing that used to make me cringe when i was young, yet still deserves its place in here is something my dad did regularly when on holiday in a restaurant. some young tidy would show us to a table, the menu would be read and she would return for our order. this would trigger my arsehole father into arsehole mode and he would order everyones food in english but putting on a french accent. it was embarrassing as f**k. he is also the c**t that has to taste the fucking house wine and ask when and where the fish was caught. made no difference to the c**t but always tries to be pretentious. this post could have gone in a number of threads! 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The OP Posted January 21, 2019 Share Posted January 21, 2019 5 hours ago, Jambomo said: I was heading to the shop earlier and I got to the crossing there were about 6 people standing waiting to cross the road. Not one of them had the sense to press the button to stop the traffic and as soon as I walked up and pressed it, the lights changed. I mean, it’s not difficult is it? Fucking idiots. Although at a lot of them it makes precisely no difference whether you press the button or not. Think I walk to and from work through about 6 of them where the lights follow precisely the same sequence whether someone hammers the button or stands there like a fart in a trance. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamieson87 Posted January 22, 2019 Share Posted January 22, 2019 "Itch for hotel" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted January 22, 2019 Share Posted January 22, 2019 On 21/01/2019 at 08:53, D.A.F.C said: No just that there's jobs there if needed. Volunteers maybe? Has to be better than sitting about? Especially in the summer. Aye, I often find myself sitting about doing nothing in the hot summer sun and think to myself "you know what, I'm just going to go out and pick up hunners of litter". 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted January 22, 2019 Share Posted January 22, 2019 Folk who dont know the difference between condemn and condone. One of "our boys" on ITV this morning shouting "yeah but civilian casualties are part of war, 'fo. Nobody condemns that, nobody is condemning that". Condones, you brain dead murdering robot. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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