Hedgecutter Posted January 18, 2019 Share Posted January 18, 2019 (edited) 1) Shout, or have ever shouted, "this is ma song!" 2) Have 'a song' in general 3) Use the caps lock button for the typing of all capitals (i.e. not a shift key & the letter together) 4) Have the Highland Cow as the logo of your vegan society; a breed of cattle that was custom-f***ing-designed by the meat industry and wouldn't be around without it. Edited January 18, 2019 by Hedgecutter 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skerla Posted January 19, 2019 Share Posted January 19, 2019 People who think Cosmos is amazing. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted January 19, 2019 Share Posted January 19, 2019 People who can’t work the self serve checkouts but still use them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted January 19, 2019 Share Posted January 19, 2019 11 hours ago, Skerla said: People who think Cosmos is amazing. People who call Cosmo 'Cosmos', Tesco 'Tescos' etc. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted January 19, 2019 Share Posted January 19, 2019 3 minutes ago, Hedgecutter said: People who call Cosmo 'Cosmos', Tesco 'Tescos' etc. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Ferrino Posted January 20, 2019 Share Posted January 20, 2019 2 hours ago, Cerberus said: People who can’t work the self serve checkouts but still use them. And don't say thank you back. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeWhoWalksBehindTheRows Posted January 20, 2019 Share Posted January 20, 2019 5 hours ago, Tony Ferrino said: And don't say thank you back. First up against the wall when SkyNet rises up I'd imagine. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sparky88 Posted January 20, 2019 Share Posted January 20, 2019 (edited) On 16/01/2019 at 20:59, Nutz_the_Squirrel said: People who, even in 2019, continue to use the phrase 'should have gone to Specsavers'. On a similar theme, people in the office who, when their computer is playing up, exclaim 'Computer says no!'. In 2019. Edited January 20, 2019 by sparky88 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unleash The Nade Posted January 20, 2019 Share Posted January 20, 2019 People who don’t take sugar in their tea or coffee and tell you, “ They’re sweet enough without it “ People who walk into a sauna / steam room and exclaim “ Christ it’s hot in here” Anyone ( unless they have a medical condition ) who wears sunglasses indoors 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted January 20, 2019 Share Posted January 20, 2019 10 hours ago, Zen Archer said: Wid 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dons_1988 Posted January 20, 2019 Share Posted January 20, 2019 People who don’t take sugar in their tea or coffee and tell you, “ They’re sweet enough without it “ People who walk into a sauna / steam room and exclaim “ Christ it’s hot in here” Anyone ( unless they have a medical condition ) who wears sunglasses indoors 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted January 20, 2019 Share Posted January 20, 2019 1 hour ago, Unleash The Nade said: People who don’t take sugar in their tea or coffee and tell you, “ They’re sweet enough without it “ I asked a woman in a coffee shop how often she hears this and perhaps unsurprisingly she said, "Lots, and every person saying it thinks they are being original". I hope she doesn't put on a fake smile everytime and just stares the c***s out. However, it is good to say that or "Can you sell me the winning ticket please hahaha" to a lottery vendor to make your kids cringe if you are a fan of embarrassing them in public. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevieKTID Posted January 20, 2019 Share Posted January 20, 2019 I asked a woman in a coffee shop how often she hears this and perhaps unsurprisingly she said, "Lots, and every person saying it thinks they are being original". I hope she doesn't put on a fake smile everytime and just stares the c***s out. However, it is good to say that or "Can you sell me the winning ticket please hahaha" to a lottery vendor to make your kids cringe if you are a fan of embarrassing them in public.Reminds me of this 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted January 20, 2019 Share Posted January 20, 2019 Oh you! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Highland Capital Posted January 20, 2019 Author Share Posted January 20, 2019 (edited) Never having travelled anywhere. Now granted, some people would like to travel more but can't afford it, but I'm sure you can tell people who've never been anywhere pretty quickly. Brexit has often intrigued me about this question as I reckon the correlation between the amount of travel someone had done and whether how they voted would be quite noticeable. One would imagine that the percentage of people who'd never left Britain and voted for leave was probably pretty high. Edited February 17, 2019 by Highland Capital 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dons_1988 Posted January 20, 2019 Share Posted January 20, 2019 Idiots who, usually people with very little ambition or success themselves, complain about a ‘loser mentality’ of professional footballers, managers or clubs for poor performances, poor tactics or not spending millions chasing trophies respectively. Can’t be arsed to further themselves so they call people infinitely more successful than themselves losers from afar. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dons_1988 Posted January 20, 2019 Share Posted January 20, 2019 Never having traveled anywhere. Now granted, some people would like to travel more but can't afford it, but I'm sure you can tell people who've never been anywhere pretty quickly. Brexit has often intrigued me about this question as I reckon the correlation between the amount of travel someone had done and whether how they voted would be quite noticeable. One would imagine that the percentage of people who'd never left Britain and vote for leave was probably pretty high.Don’t need to go to many places to realise that a lot of Britain is absolute shite. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trackdaybob Posted January 20, 2019 Share Posted January 20, 2019 8 minutes ago, Dons_1988 said: Don’t need to go to many places to realise that a lot of Britain is absolute shite. And a lot of it isn't. Get out there and see for yourself. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dons_1988 Posted January 20, 2019 Share Posted January 20, 2019 And a lot of it isn't. Get out there and see for yourself. Weird response. Didn’t say any differently. I hope you’re not suggesting Perth as an example though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Highland Capital Posted January 20, 2019 Author Share Posted January 20, 2019 54 minutes ago, Dons_1988 said: Don’t need to go to many places to realise that a lot of Britain is absolute shite. I always thought in 2014, Yes should've run buses for undecided voters to show them other parts of the UK and ask them if this is really what they wanted to stay a part of. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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