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Well I think a little reciprocal activity would smooth things over here.
Tell her she can 'do you' first.
im on so much codeine i shit logs, whats a stick of asparagus??

on a more serious note shes getting served it again tonight out of spite.

back on topic, adults that refuse to eat any type of vegetable
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Just now, ah-dee said:

im on so much codeine i shit logs, whats a stick of asparagus??

on a more serious note shes getting served it again tonight out of spite.

Two birds, one stone - serve it out of your arsehole

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3 minutes ago, ah-dee said:
5 minutes ago, banana said:
Two birds, one stone - serve it out of your arsehole

you have a similarly sick mind to me so is that considered a starter or a main course?

If you time it right with a log, it's starter immediately followed by main.

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21 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said:

What the fucks going on here? Shitting asparagus onto a woman’s plate?

Jeezo, you're such a fucking romantic :angry:

It's his wife not just any woman, have some respect FFS.

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13 minutes ago, ah-dee said:
1 hour ago, BillyAnchor said:
Drinking lattes or any fancy coffee drink

clearly you haven't had a decent cappuccino mate. that oe you dont like coffee??

Coffee should be strong and black, just like your lover.

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