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42 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said:

One is for wànkers and the other is for arsehòles.

Makes a change from a sock, I suppose...

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Neck tattoos and those grey jogging tracksuits which look like jammies - bonus moron points if also combined with black trainers.

Belief in outlandish conspiracy theories. Special points to 9/11 conspiracy theorists who fail to understand it is one of the most heavily witnessed, documented and investigated occurrences ever so choose to believe everything in a youtube video - even the stuff that contradicts the other stuff.

People who believe in psychics. Special points to those who think someone based out of the Savoy Centre has amazing clairvoyant powers and those who spell it “phsycic” when trying to organise an evening on social media.

Wearing fancy dress on any night out, day trip or weekend away, including one’s own stag or hen do.

Being a fan of any programme featuring people from Essex.

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Neck tattoos and those grey jogging tracksuits which look like jammies - bonus moron points if also combined with black trainers.
Belief in outlandish conspiracy theories. Special points to 9/11 conspiracy theorists who fail to understand it is one of the most heavily witnessed, documented and investigated occurrences ever so choose to believe everything in a youtube video - even the stuff that contradicts the other stuff.
People who believe in psychics. Special points to those who think someone based out of the Savoy Centre has amazing clairvoyant powers and those who spell it “phsycic” when trying to organise an evening on social media.
Wearing fancy dress on any night out, day trip or weekend away, including one’s own stag or hen do.
Being a fan of any programme featuring people from Essex.
With regards to wearing fancy dress on a night out, you are aware that Halloween is next week?
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2 minutes ago, Moomintroll said:
24 minutes ago, The OP said:
Neck tattoos and those grey jogging tracksuits which look like jammies - bonus moron points if also combined with black trainers.
Belief in outlandish conspiracy theories. Special points to 9/11 conspiracy theorists who fail to understand it is one of the most heavily witnessed, documented and investigated occurrences ever so choose to believe everything in a youtube video - even the stuff that contradicts the other stuff.
People who believe in psychics. Special points to those who think someone based out of the Savoy Centre has amazing clairvoyant powers and those who spell it “phsycic” when trying to organise an evening on social media.
Wearing fancy dress on any night out, day trip or weekend away, including one’s own stag or hen do.
Being a fan of any programme featuring people from Essex.

With regards to wearing fancy dress on a night out, you are aware that Halloween is next week?

Yes, and with it being a Wednesday the morons will be wearing it on the weekends either side I'd imagine. 

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Yes, and with it being a Wednesday the morons will be wearing it on the weekends either side I'd imagine. 
To be fair, it always perturbed me why everyone in Killie went out around the houses on the Saturday before Halloween rather than on the 31st.
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