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Calling Cards of Morons

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Some people, rich or poor, are morons.  What are some of their traits?  We can make a helpful list, so you, the next time you meet a moron, know that you are, in fact, talking to a moron.

I'll start us off -

Facial tattoos.

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Wears their T in the Park or Rewind etc wristbands in December still.

 

Yay.....I was at a festival in the summer, look how cool I am.

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Collects tokens from the sun for an £8.50 caravan holiday at a caravan park full of drunken arseholes and thinks they've got a bargain holiday.

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Anyone using the phrase "Unelected bureaucrats from Brussels"

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Collects tokens from the sun for an £8.50 caravan holiday at a caravan park full of drunken arseholes and thinks they've got a bargain holiday.
^^^Enjoyed Craig Tara but just been too many times now and its getting a bit samey

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24 minutes ago, Romeo said:

Collects tokens from the sun for an £8.50 caravan holiday at a caravan park full of drunken arseholes and thinks they've got a bargain holiday.

^^^ Sun token collector found

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39 minutes ago, Romeo said:

Collects tokens from the sun for an £8.50 caravan holiday at a caravan park full of drunken arseholes and thinks they've got a bargain holiday.

Anyone who buys The Sun is a fucking moron based purely on that. 

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Someone who has their ring tone incredibly loud and let's it ring for ages so everyone can hear their tune. For example, the Mario theme, any pish modern song or crazy frog.

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8 minutes ago, MONKMAN said:

Adult men, or anyone over the age of 12, who watches WWF wrestling and thinks it's actually a sport

 

FTFY

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Someone who has their ring tone incredibly loud and let's it ring for ages so everyone can hear their tune. For example, the Mario theme, any pish modern song or crazy frog.

In a similar fashion these are usually the morons who have a loud as f**k conversation in public with their phone on speaker mode.  

 

Eta

 

Also, people having a facetime conversation in public or in a bar or restraunt.

 

Morons.

 

 

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Anyone who "votes" in Big Brother, Celebrity Love Island, X-Factor or any of that vapid pish that passes for entertainment. 

 

^^^

 

Never mentioned strictly..

 

Strictly fan found.

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