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4 hours ago, Dominique Malonga said:

To be fair, when you get a big group of physically capable individuals together then there is going to be a few skirmishes. Throw in alcohol and designer clothing and it’s to be expected.


And there’s don’t come any more physically capable than the Hibs support.

That last paragraph says it all. We weren't the most feared mob on these isles for decade upon decade for no reason. 

1 hour ago, HibsFan said:

We talk with our fists.

Getting this on my gravestone. 

31 minutes ago, JamieThomas said:

Poor fare so far. A far cry from the genuinely top notch rap battle of a couple of seasons ago. :lol:

That was the cup one last year. There were some belters. The one to fresh Prince of bel air was a fucker :lol:

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Gorgie, The year of our Lord 2018:

A band of local tribesmen encounter a hostile rival band encroaching on their territory.

The apparent alpha male of the group stands and performs the traditional open palmed T-pose in a challenge to the rival group and to show social status. His band members of noticeable lower status stand cowering behind the leader are made conspicuous by the local custom of forcing low standing twinks to wear the tightest jeans possible as ritual humiliation before they earn their 'top boy' title.  The confrontation escalates in the time honoured manner of exchange of particularly cutting insults followed by light object throwing and erupts fully into the magnificent 'pavement bounce' in all it's natural glory. As the bouncing subsides the tribesmen dissipate into the concrete jungle, spent by all the exhilaration and brimming with the joy of their public display of dominance. 

 

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Hibs fans thinking that just because Hearts are substantially weakened, they will leave Tynecastle with anything.  :thumbsdown :blink:

 

Just imagine what would happen if Berra, Souttar, Uche and Naismith were playing. :lol:

 

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4 minutes ago, ShrooTheLookingGlass said:

Gorgie, The year of our Lord 2018:

A band of local tribesmen encounter a hostile rival band encroaching on their territory.

The apparent alpha male of the group stands and performs the traditional open palmed T-pose in a challenge to the rival group and to show social status. His band members of noticeable lower status stand cowering behind the leader are made conspicuous by the local custom of forcing low standing twinks to wear the tightest jeans possible as ritual humiliation before they earn their 'top boy' title.  The confrontation escalates in the time honoured manner of exchange of particularly cutting insults followed by light object throwing and erupts fully into the magnificent 'pavement bounce' in all it's natural glory. As the bouncing subsides the tribesmen dissipate into the concrete jungle, spent by all the exhilaration and brimming with the joy of their public display of dominance. 

 

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David Attenborough, pure David Attenborough.

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5 minutes ago, Nastro said:

Just imagine what would happen if Berra, Souttar, Uche and Naismith were playing. :lol:

Is that what you'll be doing at 10PM tomorrow night m8? Curled up in bed imagining how it may have played out otherwise?

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2 minutes ago, BawWatchin said:

Is that what you'll be doing at 10PM tomorrow night m8? Curled up in bed imagining how it may have played out otherwise?

I'll be with Zampa.

We won't be curled though.

Enjoy the match.

 

 

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6 minutes ago, Briannmataxi said:

Well Whittaker may be playing full back as Gray is out so yes.

So, Hibs are strengthened then?

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30 minutes ago, Dominique Malonga said:

I’d go as far to say we were one of the most feared mobs in Europe between 86-07 Brian mate .

Why did you stop trying? :(

 

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