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37 minutes ago, gannonball said:

Would have been funny if it were true or if it hasnt been done for other clubs before.

Anyhoo I will go for that fat *** w**k of a hearts fan who seems to be escorted out the stadium in a seethe usually within 20 minutes whenever were at Tynie. It probably isn't the same guy but he/they provide marvellous entertainment every time I go.

....got a letter from Celtic type post.

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1 hour ago, JamieThomas said:

Karate Keith aka The Gorgie Dancer. Does a pre-match warmup in the stand, wears a scarf AND a Hearts tie.

One of history's finest individuals, imo.

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I've always known him as "The Fidget".  Whatever you call him he's a Gorgie legend.

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5 hours ago, Ranaldo Bairn said:

We've got the two deaf lads who, when things are going badly [insert obvious joke here] really start to let rip with various vocalisations.

I think most opposition fans will have heard and understood what's up by now, although there's the odd comment on here every so often. They are clearly heard on TV matches too.

I remember when I used to see Falkirk semi-regularly. Was really confused about the deaf guys shouting until I figured it out. Some noises.

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4 hours ago, Bonksy+HisChristianParade said:

There used to be this strange ginger boy at Saints who used to sit at the front near where I sat when I was a kid. I can’t remember much about him apart from he was quite weird but he sticks out in my mind because I’m ashamed to admit that one day I hit him in the back of the head with a chip. Must’ve been about 7/8 at the time. 

I feel a lot better now I’ve confessed. I’ve always wondered if it was RandomGuy.

@The Real Saints

Now that's a real blast from the past. He looked a bit toad-like, I recall. I also remember us flicking a couple of paper clips at his head during a match. One of them got attached to his hair and he didn't notice. 

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There was, possibly still is, a guy up the back of the East Stand at Fir Park who would always compare the opposition's best (or perhaps most annoying) player to a bucket of shite, informing them that the only difference between them and the aforementioned pail of excrement was the pail itself.

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8 hours ago, The Real Saints said:

Now that's a real blast from the past. He looked a bit toad-like, I recall. I also remember us flicking a couple of paper clips at his head during a match. One of them got attached to his hair and he didn't notice. 

No paper clips no party

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51 minutes ago, nsr said:

There was, possibly still is, a guy up the back of the East Stand at Fir Park who would always compare the opposition's best (or perhaps most annoying) player to a bucket of shite, informing them that the only difference between them and the aforementioned pail of excrement was the pail itself.

Don't know if it's the same guy, but there's someone in Section C of the East Stand who shouts "Mon the Well" very loudly so his mate in the Phil O'Donnell stand can hear it.  Now and again, you can hear his mate shouting it back. 

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14 hours ago, deadasdillinger said:

Old guy behind me in the east stand at Killie who fucking hates officials, particularly the near side linesman. Weirdly never really blames the ref for poor decisions and instead spends the entire game berating the closest official he can see, giving him 90 minutes of pelters for the poor decisions and for not getting involved. 

His favourite shout is "WHERE'S THE CONSISTENCY?!"

Always angry. Is probably going to have a major heart attack at the football some day going properly nuts at some poor lino.

Is he at the halfway line in the East at the top of the lower half ? If it is that guy he is mental i honestly think he is going to have a full on stroke one of these days.

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14 minutes ago, Killie87 said:

Is he at the halfway line in the East at the top of the lower half ? If it is that guy he is mental i honestly think he is going to have a full on stroke one of these days.

That's the one. Never known him to shout anything positive or football related, just pure unadulterated ref abuse 

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That's the one. Never known him to shout anything positive or football related, just pure unadulterated ref abuse 

Yip I’ve seen this man too. My mate call him Airms, he’s the lone figure in the crowd who stands up flapping his arms shouting abuse. Any incident on the pitch we always look over for laugh, he’s going to explode one day. Strange man.
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3 hours ago, Killie87 said:

Is he at the halfway line in the East at the top of the lower half ? If it is that guy he is mental i honestly think he is going to have a full on stroke one of these days.

Don't suppose he looks like Tam "The Licensee" McGraw?

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