Melanius Mullarkey Posted September 27, 2022 Share Posted September 27, 2022 I had to get my bottom examined the other day and expected the worst. On the hole (see what I did there) it wasnt too bad apart from when the boy was trying to go round a corner or something and it felt like I was being knifed from the inside. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted September 27, 2022 Share Posted September 27, 2022 15 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkay said: I had to get my bottom examined the other day and expected the worst. On the hole (see what I did there) it wasnt too bad apart from when the boy was trying to go round a corner or something and it felt like I was being knifed from the inside. Go to a doctor next time. 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted September 27, 2022 Share Posted September 27, 2022 17 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkay said: I had to get my bottom examined the other day and expected the worst. On the hole (see what I did there) it wasnt too bad apart from when the boy was trying to go round a corner or something and it felt like I was being knifed from the inside. @mathematics likes me to do that to him..... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnydun Posted September 27, 2022 Share Posted September 27, 2022 16 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkay said: I had to get my bottom examined the other day and expected the worst. On the hole (see what I did there) it wasnt too bad apart from when the boy was trying to go round a corner or something and it felt like I was being knifed from the inside. Was it with an Endoscope? The flushing out fluid you take before that is pretty insane, you end up shitting water. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted September 27, 2022 Share Posted September 27, 2022 2 minutes ago, johnnydun said: The flushing out fluid you take before that is pretty insane, you end up shitting water. Indeed, that was what I was doing all day Sunday. What a time to be alive. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathematics Posted September 27, 2022 Share Posted September 27, 2022 4 minutes ago, RH33 said: @mathematics likes me to do that to him..... I’m not fussy who does it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnydun Posted September 27, 2022 Share Posted September 27, 2022 3 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkay said: Indeed, that was what I was doing all day Sunday. What a time to be alive. Did you get to watch it on the monitor? I found it, erm, interesting. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted September 27, 2022 Share Posted September 27, 2022 1 minute ago, johnnydun said: Did you get to watch it on the monitor? I found it, erm, interesting. I did. Was quite interesting tbh. I got a gold star for my preparation so Sunday was well spent. The two Sinclairs of Rhynie butteries (yes, you heard) i had when I got home were probably the best thing Ive ever tasted. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted September 27, 2022 Share Posted September 27, 2022 On 18/09/2022 at 18:42, bobbykdy said: Started suffering from them about three or four years ago and at first couldn't put my finger on what was causing it, just knew my brain was fuzzy, my head hurt and doing simple things I used to do without thinking became a major ordeal. If you haven't been given any medication yet and find you need something ask you doc for Notriptyline, has made my life a hundered times better. Migraines have got less and less frequent to the point I haven't had one for about 8 weeks. Will likely be on this now for life as a prevantative, but can live with that rather than the alternative. If not your spelling... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted September 27, 2022 Share Posted September 27, 2022 25 minutes ago, johnnydun said: Was it with an Endoscope? The flushing out fluid you take before that is pretty insane, you end up shitting water. When I got mine I barely made it back to the side room. 15 minutes later a nurse came in and shouted on me and asked where I was. I replied, where do you think I am, where are 99% of people after that procedure? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted September 27, 2022 Share Posted September 27, 2022 7 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: When I got mine I barely made it back to the side room. 15 minutes later a nurse came in and shouted on me and asked where I was. I replied, where do you think I am, where are 99% of people after that procedure? In a hospital? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted September 27, 2022 Share Posted September 27, 2022 4 minutes ago, jagfox said: In a hospital? That's what they said it was. I'm not convinced. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted September 27, 2022 Share Posted September 27, 2022 13 minutes ago, jagfox said: In a hospital? He went back into the queue for a second go. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Master Posted September 27, 2022 Share Posted September 27, 2022 17 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: That's what they said it was. I'm not convinced. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeWhoWalksBehindTheRows Posted September 27, 2022 Share Posted September 27, 2022 54 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkay said: The two Sinclairs of Rhynie butteries (yes, you heard) i had when I got home were probably the best thing Ive ever tasted. Did you funnel them up your dung pipe too? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted September 27, 2022 Share Posted September 27, 2022 11 minutes ago, HeWhoWalksBehindTheRows said: Did you funnel them up your dung pipe too? Yes. With a cup of coffee. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted September 27, 2022 Share Posted September 27, 2022 1 hour ago, DA Baracus said: Go to a doctor next time. Ninewells. You know what they're like up there. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted September 27, 2022 Share Posted September 27, 2022 I had that a few years ago too. They used air or something to inflate the guts as they pushed the camera in. Bad, mad cramping afterwards. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted September 27, 2022 Share Posted September 27, 2022 5 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkay said: I had to get my bottom examined the other day and expected the worst. On the hole (see what I did there) it wasnt too bad apart from when the boy was trying to go round a corner or something and it felt like I was being knifed from the inside. When I got mine done, I watched it all on the monitor. They cut 4 things out that looked a bit suss. They marked 2 of the removal points with a tattoo dot so if they ever have to re examine me they will be able to reference where exactly they were. The doc said that after they had been removed they didn’t appear as bad as first thought. Of course, after I got home, the wife decided to Google the things that were removed. And, in the best tradition of Google, she then informed me that I was now facing a lingering and painful death which cheered me up no end. It took almost 10 weeks for the results to comeback. Everything was benign. f**k Google (and nosy wifes) 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted September 27, 2022 Share Posted September 27, 2022 26 minutes ago, supermik said: When I got mine done, I watched it all on the monitor. They cut 4 things out that looked a bit suss. They marked 2 of the removal points with a tattoo dot so if they ever have to re examine me they will be able to reference where exactly they were. The doc said that after they had been removed they didn’t appear as bad as first thought. Of course, after I got home, the wife decided to Google the things that were removed. And, in the best tradition of Google, she then informed me that I was now facing a lingering and painful death which cheered me up no end. It took almost 10 weeks for the results to comeback. Everything was benign. f**k Google (and nosy wifes) ^^^caused by a diet rich in cheese 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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