Karpaty Posted October 19, 2018 Share Posted October 19, 2018 Bruised tailbone. Slipped in the pub on Xmas eve years ago and after the alcohol wore off the next morning. I couldn’t get out of bed for about three days. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mishtergrolsch Posted October 19, 2018 Share Posted October 19, 2018 Dung fork through my big toe. Utter agony. Also the pain of landing on my ankle while jumping a fence was so excruciating i nearly passed out. Doing my knee in playing football was a fun one too. About 6 months till i trusted it again. Went back to football, within about 4 minuites i went in for the ball, foot went right, knee went left and i was a crumpled mess for weeks again. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted October 19, 2018 Share Posted October 19, 2018 Bruised tailbone. Slipped in the pub on Xmas eve years ago and after the alcohol wore off the next morning. I couldn’t get out of bed for about three days. A lassie at school once kneed my tailbone for my birthday! She definitely bruised or fractured it because I couldn't sit on it for weeks. Had to keep changing between one arse cheek to another. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted October 19, 2018 Share Posted October 19, 2018 7 hours ago, BigFatTabbyDave said: Anyone had a penile fracture? I've heard that's agony, but the wife gave me one years back and it was curiously painless after the initial impact. The emotional pain of seeing my pink torpedo, erect but bent in half with a floppy section in the middle, was pretty bad TBF. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted October 19, 2018 Share Posted October 19, 2018 I’ve broken my toes, ankle, fingers and nose. Split my head numerous time’s, napped and torn ligaments in my ankles and knees and even managed to stand on a rusty nail (not the cocktail, an old nail in a bit of wood) but I think the sorest thing was when playing boys club football I nipped in in-front of a defender who was about to volley the ball away. His volley connected with my knee and I was left the imprint of his boot on my leg. Sore as hell at the time but taking a bath at home after the game and there was tears again. Although the broken ankle and torn knee ligaments are the two most recent very sore separate incidents. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted October 19, 2018 Share Posted October 19, 2018 2 hours ago, 19QOS19 said: Had that when I was 18. Can't recall it being painful though. They postponed it 3 days on the trot so I had been worrying myself about it every day and by the time I got it I was expecting it to be agony. It possibly was but I had expected worse and therefore didn't think it was bad. - Years ago I was playing football one on one with a pal and we both went for a high ball with our feet. I have 'knobbly knees' and his foot caught me sweetly on the knee. It felt like he pushed my knee cap right around to the side and when I bent my knee back I swear it popped back into place. I hit the deck and couldn't move, while being unable to cry as I was in shock. I eventually got up and walked it off, thinking that couldn't have happened. I've since discovered I have hypermobility syndrome (and arthritis!) in my joints so I expect that is infact what happened. - Dentist shaved a filling and hit the nerve. Twice. - When I was younger I caught the bottom of my foot on a door strip. It somehow took a huge chunk out the bottom of my heel and I had to tiptoe until it healed. Which took ages. It was an actual hole on the bottom of my foot. - An odd one but I'd stick Flu in here. Folk who haven't had it (who think a bad Cold is Flu!) don't realise your body aches all over. It's not an acute pain as such but being in constant pain for 3 or 4 days is horrible.I've broken the scaphoid bone in my wrist but it was more uncomfortable than painful. I did it while making a superb save in goal so it was totally worth it. @Chicken Wing did this chasing a boy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thistledo Posted October 19, 2018 Share Posted October 19, 2018 8 hours ago, BigFatTabbyDave said: Also, anyone actually stepped on a stonefish? Worst pain known to man, according to Drymen's greatest scientific researcher. Apparently the bullet ant is worse but won't kill you. I was wandering around some Mayan ruins in a jungley area of south Mexico and a guide pointed them out, said it's the worst pain he'd ever felt and that some tribes use hundreds of them initiation. Just googled someone being stung by one of them and actual f**k that! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBo10 Posted October 19, 2018 Share Posted October 19, 2018 Not sure which was worse. Planter fasciitis or when I done my Achilles playing football. The first one I couldn’t stand without using a roller ball thing before I put my foot on the ground every morning. Ended up with crutches for three days. Or the Achilles when I woke up the day after and stood up. Promptly collapsed with the pain crawled to the big and threw up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted October 19, 2018 Share Posted October 19, 2018 As a child, I fell face first into a patch of jaggy netals whilst wearing shorts and t shirt. That was a wee bit sore. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tree house tam Posted October 19, 2018 Share Posted October 19, 2018 Could be this weekend, when this lot comes out the other end 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted October 19, 2018 Share Posted October 19, 2018 Severe food poisoning.I ate some bad seafood from that crab fish shop on Argyle St.The pain was unreal. I could move 2 feet from the pan or I was scared I’d shit myself.I ended up getting admitted to hospital cause I couldn’t hold anything even water down. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted October 19, 2018 Share Posted October 19, 2018 14 hours ago, BigFatTabbyDave said: Also, anyone actually stepped on a stonefish? Worst pain known to man, according to Drymen's greatest scientific researcher. Supposedly there have been multiple reports of stonefish victims wanting to have their stung limb amputated, such is the pain. Damn nature, you scary. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted October 19, 2018 Share Posted October 19, 2018 Gout. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted October 19, 2018 Share Posted October 19, 2018 12 hours ago, 19QOS19 said: A lassie at school once kneed my tailbone for my birthday! She definitely bruised or fractured it because I couldn't sit on it for weeks. Had to keep changing between one arse cheek to another. "You looking forward to your birthday blowjob, love?" "Well, actually...I had something else in mind..." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wellboy1991 Posted October 20, 2018 Share Posted October 20, 2018 I’ve been stabbed with a bottle, broke my knee/ankle/foot (x3)/wrist, had numerous other injuries however nothing and I mean nothing has compared to Kidney stones. The actual pain of having them nearly caused me to pass out on multiple occasions then the actual pain of passing the stone though my japs eye had me on my knees. Seemingly it’s the closest men can come to experiencing the pain of child birth. f**k dat for a game of sodjees. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted October 20, 2018 Share Posted October 20, 2018 I burned my cock with the iron and that was pretty sore. Put my hand on a hot brake disk on the car. That was a sore one too. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8MileBU Posted October 20, 2018 Share Posted October 20, 2018 I burned my cock with the iron and that was pretty sore. Put my hand on a hot brake disk on the car. That was a sore one too. I can relate to this! [emoji1] Sitting smoking hash years ago and a big bomber fell out the joint and seared right through the shorts I was wearing. Bellend like ET’s finger for a few days! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted October 20, 2018 Share Posted October 20, 2018 Had this done and wasnt that bad ? Worst part of my root canal was the bleach he used to prevent blackening (front tooth) running out and down my throat. Horrific. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted October 20, 2018 Share Posted October 20, 2018 Ah I had some stuff put that made me gag a little but other than that all is good.The worst part of it was the price.Want to talk snip yet?? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted October 20, 2018 Share Posted October 20, 2018 Not yet. No got the balls to go down to register for it .... yet.I will give you the lowdown whenever you want. Let me just say that its nowhere near bad enough to shite out of it or hang off from signing up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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