Egg and beans on the same plate?

[heedthebaa]

Just this morning. You need beans to put on your bacon and black pudding, sausage should always be dunked in the egg yolk. That thing under the tattie scone was tasteless and pointless, would have preferred haggis 

[Venti]

Mushrooms are fucking amazing.

OT: beans and eggs are ok. No need for a ramekin.

[8MileBU]

Just this morning. You need beans to put on your bacon and black pudding, sausage should always be dunked in the egg yolk. That thing under the tattie scone was tasteless and pointless, would have preferred haggis 

FFS! [emoji1]

This new self-employed lifestyle treating you well then?

[heedthebaa]

1 minute ago, 8MileBU said:

 

FFS!

This new self-employed lifestyle treating you well then?

 

Better than anticipated aye 

certainly beats the usual B+M bargains granola 

[tamthebam]

54 minutes ago, heedthebaa said:

Better than anticipated aye 

certainly beats the usual B+M bargains granola 

You. Fat. b*****d! 

Right, that's the entirely justified abuse of Heed over and done with. 

I don't mind beans with scrambled eggs, not so sure about beans with fried egg though. 

I find mushrooms make me fart like a b*****d as much as beans do.. I usually like a lie down after a cooked breakfast to digest which usually involves lifting the bedclothes with deadly guffs. There should be a sign for the door for the chambermaid: "I'd give it at least half an hour if I were you"

[John Lambies Doos]

Mushrooms are a fungi, as is athletes foot. Get them in the fucking sea

[The OP]

3 minutes ago, John Lambies Doos said:

Mushrooms are a fungi, as is athletes foot. Get them in the fucking sea

And please note that this method of dealing with athlete's foot will be utterly ineffective if you don't dry your feet properly (particularly in between the toes) once you come out of the sea. 

[tongue_tied_danny]

2 hours ago, heedthebaa said:

Just this morning. You need beans to put on your bacon and black pudding, sausage should always be dunked in the egg yolk. That thing under the tattie scone was tasteless and pointless, would have preferred haggis 

That looks superb. I love how they've given you three portions of butter for two slices of toast. 

[John Lambies Doos]

That looks superb. I love how they've given you three portions of butter for two slices of toast. 

Not so sure about the Tomato Purée mind

[gingette]

Beans should be nowhere near eggs on any plate and never served at breakfast

[Zen Archer (Raconteur)]

This will induce great levels of seethe methinks.

[tongue_tied_danny]

38 minutes ago, Zen Archer said:

This will induce great levels of seethe methinks.

I gotta admit I do like them. I eat them cold from the can with a spoon.

[Sergeant Wilson]

10 minutes ago, tongue_tied_danny said:

I gotta admit I do like them. I eat them cold from the can with a spoon.

...to the surprise of no-one!

[welshbairn]

13 minutes ago, tongue_tied_danny said:

I gotta admit I do like them. I eat them cold from the can with a spoon.

Perfect for 24 hour stalking duties.

[heedthebaa]

1 hour ago, Zen Archer said:

This will induce great levels of seethe methinks.

A tidy dinner scran on 4 slices of toast 

[Granny Danger]

37 minutes ago, tongue_tied_danny said:

I gotta admit I do like them. I eat them cold from the can with a spoon.

^^^^ Practicing for Brexit.

 

[Q0S-RUSH]

I dont mind eggs and beans on same plate. However i cant f**king stand runny yolks, My fried egg has to be well done.

[8MileBU]

This will induce great levels of seethe methinks.

Tremendous poured over plain bread toast whilst sat on the banks of a Loch!

[Alert Mongoose]

The only acceptable sausages on a breakfast are the ones in the tin of beans 'n' sausages. 

[Sergeant Wilson]

2 hours ago, Q0S-RUSH said:

I dont mind eggs and beans on same plate. However i cant f**king stand runny yolks, My fried egg has to be well done.

 

1 hour ago, Alert Mongoose said:

The only acceptable sausages on a breakfast are the ones in the tin of beans 'n' sausages. 

I hope there's never another war. Because we're fùcked if this is what this country turns out nowadays.