Egg and beans on the same plate?

[Brother Blades]

Beans are the work of evil.

^^^ suffered female circumcision & didn’t complain IMO

[Stellaboz]

That breakfast pie was utterly incredible. Lasted a couple of days too.

Also, beans with egg is totally acceptable.

[GordonD]

This thread is timely because this very morning I had my breakfast at my local Wetherspoons before going to see 'First Man'. It consisted of fried egg, bacon, link sausage, tomato, beans and hash browns and a slice of toast, with flat mushrooms added at my request. Utterly delicious apart from the tomato which I left on the plate staring at me like Hal 9000's vision sensor. And for about a fiver.

[Arch Stanton]

5 hours ago, Granny Danger said:

If people who don't like mushrooms were all to disappear in a puff of smoke the world would be a far better place.

 

FTFY

[Herman Hessian]

couple of decent sized hand-cut bits of  wholemeal bread, toasted and buttered; a poached or fried duck egg on both, entire big tin of beans emptied over the top; black pepper and brown sauce; third piece of untoasted, buttered bread to wipe up the left over brown sauce, bean juice (leave it) and egg yolk; fucking excellent

btw: big tins of heinz baked beans are currently on sale from supermarkets in Italy for around £2.50 EACH - i am seriously considering sending out a pallet-load of tesco-bought four-for-two-quid tins, and fucking off to italy to lead the luxuriant life of a baked bean millionaire !

[Stellaboz]

Mama mia!

[JamieThomas]

Mushrooms? Aye, just pap some of your ringworm/athlete's foot on my plate whilst you're at it. 

[supermik]

As said before, McDonalds serve the best hash browns. Fact.

[welshbairn]

43 minutes ago, Herman Hessian said:

 

btw: big tins of heinz baked beans are currently on sale from supermarkets in Italy for around £2.50 EACH - i am seriously considering sending out a pallet-load of tesco-bought four-for-two-quid tins, and fucking off to italy to lead the luxuriant life of a baked bean millionaire !

Explains why Italians eat all that fancy pasta stuff instead of good, healthy and honest beans on toast.

[GordonD]

Much as I love beans, they do have a down side.

 

[KnightswoodBear]

16 minutes ago, GordonD said:

Much as I love beans, they do have a down side.

 

And what's the downside? 

[carpetmonster]

My wife will have scrabbled egg
 

Methuselah on a triple word for 136 points.

[8MileBU]

This thread is timely because this very morning I had my breakfast at my local Wetherspoons before going to see 'First Man'. It consisted of fried egg, bacon, link sausage, tomato, beans and hash browns and a slice of toast, with flat mushrooms added at my request. Utterly delicious apart from the tomato which I left on the plate staring at me like Hal 9000's vision sensor. And for about a fiver.

This is the item which should be eliminated from a cooked breakfast. A waste of a perfectly good tomato which should be thinly sliced and take its rightful place on a sandwich at lunch.

[DeeTillEhDeh]

Fucking hate baked beans - it's the devil's food.

 

My ideal cooked breakfast would be Lorne or steak sausages, fried eggs, crispy bacon, black pudding, fried tattie scone and buttered toast.

 

Don't particularly mind mushrooms so long as they are fried nice and crispy - not the watery shite they serve at a motorway cafe.

[Unleash The Nade]

Beans and mushrooms are totally acceptable on a fried breakfast.

However, the  beans must be Heinz, cooked down a bit so some of the juice evaporates and they become slightly stodgy and the mushrooms fried gently in some butter and patted dry with kitchen roll before serving .

None of this juicy , watery pish 

[eez-eh]

Anyone requiring beans with their fucking breakfast needs to take a look at themselves.

Grilled tomatoes are acceptable and freshen things up a bit to stop it from just being a big plateful of grease.

[Stellaboz]

Anyone requiring beans with their fucking breakfast needs to take a look at themselves.
Grilled tomatoes are acceptable and freshen things up a bit to stop it from just being a big plateful of grease.

Beast.

[tree house tam]

Mushrooms can gtf unless they're magic. A decent cooked breakfast should include several Link, Lorne, Runny egg, Bacon, Tattie scone, black pudding/haggis, beans with HP sauce on the side. Complimented with strong tea and toast.

I have on occasion diced a potato(very wee cubes) and actifried the fuckers just to add a wee bit more depth to the dish.

 

Oh aye, Link > Lorne.

[8MileBU]

Beans and mushrooms are totally acceptable on a fried breakfast.

However, the  beans must be Heinz, cooked down a bit so some of the juice evaporates and they become slightly stodgy and the mushrooms fried gently in some butter and patted dry with kitchen roll before serving .

None of this juicy , watery pish 

 

^^^ Cooks a mean breakfast.

 

 

Anyone requiring beans with their fucking breakfast needs to take a look at themselves.

Grilled tomatoes are acceptable and freshen things up a bit to stop it from just being a big plateful of grease.

 

^^^ Eats big bowls of Frosties type-post.

[Bert Raccoon]

Beans and Egg on a plate are perfectly acceptable. As for mushrooms, I'm a big fan but I'm not a big fan of when you get a breakfast and instead of a few small mushrooms you just get one big one.