ayrshire_nomad Posted October 11, 2018 Share Posted October 11, 2018 So...who in the Killie squad fills in for diving duties while the diving general is suspended? Is it like penalty takers and do they practice in the run up to the game?All of themWE ARE ALL JJ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Munoz Posted October 11, 2018 Share Posted October 11, 2018 1 hour ago, ayrshire_nomad said: All of them WE ARE ALL JJ And so is this guy... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
killiekranky Posted October 11, 2018 Share Posted October 11, 2018 4 hours ago, jimmy boo said: So...who in the Killie squad fills in for diving duties while the diving general is suspended? Is it like penalty takers and do they practice in the run up to the game? It’s St Mirren, we’ll be lucky if any of our players can stop scoring long enough to dive ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buddie06smfc Posted October 11, 2018 Share Posted October 11, 2018 5-0 Saints. Ferdinand with 3 headers from set pieces. The Saints go marching up the table... Agree with this however Ferdinand has yet to go up for a set piece, not that that will stop him. Reckon he’ll head 3 in from the halfway line. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor Sanchez Posted October 11, 2018 Share Posted October 11, 2018 3 minutes ago, buddie06smfc said: Agree with this however Ferdinand has yet to go up for a set piece, not that that will stop him. Reckon he’ll head 3 in from the halfway line. 3 headers and an overhead kick. From outside the box. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dindeleux Posted October 11, 2018 Share Posted October 11, 2018 Seething at players who cheat Imagine admitting that Jordan Jones still has you seething after almost 6 days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Munoz Posted October 12, 2018 Share Posted October 12, 2018 7 hours ago, Dindeleux said: Imagine admitting that Jordan Jones still has you seething after almost 6 days. Is that a wig he's modelling ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fide Posted October 12, 2018 Share Posted October 12, 2018 52 minutes ago, Munoz said: Is that a wig he's modelling ? No, he just always looks that glorious. Man, the seethe coming from the #W38 towards the juggernaut this season is palpable. We get the jealousy, lads, but it's not our fault we're utter toffee this season. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
killiekranky Posted October 12, 2018 Share Posted October 12, 2018 It has been confirmed that #TB4 giants Kilmarnock will rest Northern Ireland superstar Jordan Jones for the next two matches in order to make matches against #w38 teams vaguely competitive. Jones, who was instrumental in Kilmarnocks comprehensive demolition of Neil McCanns Dundee last week, whilst playing with one leg , took time to thank the SFA and the Dundee fans who nominated him for the two week break. Jones (23) said yesterday " I appreciate the efforts of the Dundee fans to get me this break and really cannot thank them enough, I will now spend my birthday in the Canary Islands rather than Hamilton Accies ". Indestructible Dundee Manager Neil McCann said " unlucky, didn't get the rub of the green, Players, Pitch, Referee, Brexit, Potholes and St Johnstone Kit man Manny!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geo87 Posted October 12, 2018 Share Posted October 12, 2018 Moving on ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buddie06smfc Posted October 12, 2018 Share Posted October 12, 2018 Indestructible Dundee Manager Neil McCann said " unlucky, didn't get the rub of the green, Players, Pitch, Referee, Brexit, Potholes and St Johnstone Kit man Manny!" So much effort into one post only to f**k it by calling Neil McCann indestructible. Never has a word looked so out of place. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Estragon Posted October 12, 2018 Share Posted October 12, 2018 I wonder when we'll get our penalty this week - I'm going to guess for a double whammy of hilarious swan dive, and overly zealous straight red for the Buddies after 6 minutes. One of our subs will then proceed to steal the ref's car before successfully pinning the blame on Neil McCann. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Coventry Saint Posted October 12, 2018 Share Posted October 12, 2018 When we were streaking away with the title last season, nobody mentioned that we were getting promoted to a parallel fucking dimension where Kilmarnock and Livingston are good at football. I strongly hope things will be back to normal when we're pushing for promotion next season. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cptn Hooch Posted October 12, 2018 Share Posted October 12, 2018 20 minutes ago, C4mmy31 said: is there a really short player between the 2 keepers or do they not like each other? or perhaps Jordan Jones is meant to be there but "was tripped" and ended up in his current spot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dindeleux Posted October 12, 2018 Share Posted October 12, 2018 1 hour ago, Estragon said: I wonder when we'll get our penalty this week - I'm going to guess for a double whammy of hilarious swan dive, and overly zealous straight red for the Buddies after 6 minutes. One of our subs will then proceed to steal the ref's car before successfully pinning the blame on Neil McCann. I'm going to guess it will be in about 11480 minutes given that our game isn't until next week. Sorry for being pedantic but, as per the #TB4 thread, I only deal in #facts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
killiefan27 Posted October 12, 2018 Share Posted October 12, 2018 1 hour ago, Coventry Saint said: When we were streaking away with the title last season, nobody mentioned that we were getting promoted to a parallel fucking dimension where Kilmarnock and Livingston are good at football. I strongly hope things will be back to normal when we're pushing for promotion next season. You think that's bad, wait until you find out who the President of the United States is... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
killiepiemuncher Posted October 12, 2018 Share Posted October 12, 2018 is there a really short player between the 2 keepers or do they not like each other? or perhaps Jordan Jones is meant to be there but "was tripped" and ended up in his current spotThat’s Jamie McDonald’s space he must’ve nipped off for a piss. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
killiekranky Posted October 13, 2018 Share Posted October 13, 2018 12 hours ago, killiepiemuncher said: That’s Jamie McDonald’s space he must’ve nipped off for a piss. Rumours that we may play without a keeper next week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coventry Saint Posted October 13, 2018 Share Posted October 13, 2018 19 hours ago, killiefan27 said: You think that's bad, wait until you find out who the President of the United States is... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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