PWL Posted October 8, 2018 Share Posted October 8, 2018 I use mouth breather, boot to pie and Wid in real life now. If any one else used to be on TAMB, you will remembertheir swear filter was pretty full on. The word 'warmer' was the replacement for a popular phrase for a person who carried out self love. I still use that phrase on a regular basis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
harlowspider Posted October 8, 2018 Share Posted October 8, 2018 Clyde are a big team Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kennysmassiveego Posted October 8, 2018 Share Posted October 8, 2018 Zombie nation Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tongue_tied_danny Posted October 8, 2018 Share Posted October 8, 2018 I believe in taking care of myself and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicken Wing Posted October 8, 2018 Share Posted October 8, 2018 I believe in taking care of myself and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.PARKLIFE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tongue_tied_danny Posted October 8, 2018 Share Posted October 8, 2018 It could've been me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HTG Posted October 9, 2018 Share Posted October 9, 2018 I'm pretty sure Hurricane Bawbag emanated from here and made its way to Newsnight, parliament and beyond. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AsimButtHitsASix Posted October 9, 2018 Share Posted October 9, 2018 I reckon a Viz style Profanisaurus thread is required (did someone try and do it a while back?) Might give it a go myself if I aint got much on at work today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted October 9, 2018 Share Posted October 9, 2018 Aitken Out can now be shelved until some other poor set of supporters get lumbered with his shitbag 'tactics'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted October 9, 2018 Share Posted October 9, 2018 I'll admit to using the phrase "Scum. Subhuman scum" at work. Mainly aimed at my colleagues. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The new Kia Ceed Posted October 9, 2018 Share Posted October 9, 2018 Your about as welcome as Alexandra Burke was at Peterheid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted October 10, 2018 Share Posted October 10, 2018 Anyone who uses the term "BEAST" is definitely OFTW. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Markka Posted October 10, 2018 Share Posted October 10, 2018 "All morning I killed cows" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathematics Posted February 4, 2019 Share Posted February 4, 2019 Staunch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted February 4, 2019 Share Posted February 4, 2019 I used this as advice to an Asian girl whom has since left working here but I'd love to know how she fixed her car by winding her windows down, putting heat up full blast. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted February 4, 2019 Share Posted February 4, 2019 Lavvy paper is always referred to as Bum Tickets in our house now. Not really a P&Bism, but I nicked it from @throbber - somehow I'd avoided hearing/reading it before, and it made me giggle like a child. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted February 4, 2019 Share Posted February 4, 2019 3 minutes ago, BigFatTabbyDave said: Lavvy paper is always referred to as Bum Tickets in our house now. Not really a P&Bism, but I nicked it from @throbber - somehow I'd avoided hearing/reading it before, and it made me giggle like a child. I have never referred to toilet paper as Bum Tickets, I have referred to it as shit tickets before but didn't know I had said it on here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted February 4, 2019 Share Posted February 4, 2019 3 minutes ago, throbber said: I have never referred to toilet paper as Bum Tickets, I have referred to it as shit tickets before but didn't know I had said it on here. You absolutely have, and frankly I'm shocked that you've felt the need to delete the evidence. Shocked. Shocked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted February 4, 2019 Share Posted February 4, 2019 Shocked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wellinwigan Posted February 4, 2019 Share Posted February 4, 2019 Wid Eugene thundercunt Sevco Windows open heating up full blast Throw shite at yourself Phone catching (flybhoy stylee) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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