port-ton Posted October 19, 2018 Share Posted October 19, 2018 A few of us heading down tonight, thought we'd make a weekend of it. Ton fans: what's the dress code like at Word Up, will we be OK with Scutum & Stoney or is it more of a shirt & dress troosers policy?You could show up in shirt material made from roadkill and you'd get in to word up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DavidTon74 Posted October 19, 2018 Share Posted October 19, 2018 I just hope these horrible b*****ds are in the cowshed next to the home fans tomorrow. Should be a great atmosphere with lots of friendly banter exchanged... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newmember Posted October 19, 2018 Share Posted October 19, 2018 Wonder what kind of day Judus will have Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunning1874 Posted October 19, 2018 Share Posted October 19, 2018 1 hour ago, badgerthewitness said: I reckon this thread will peak tonight & tomorrow night, after 8pm, once the tonic & the swedge kick in and will be far more eventful than the game itself. @Div better round up the mods, could be a busy weekend. St Mirren are playing Kilmarnock tomorrow. There's no chance P&B will be up at 8pm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Senor Bairn Posted October 19, 2018 Share Posted October 19, 2018 I just hope these horrible b*****ds are in the cowshed next to the home fans tomorrow. Should be a great atmosphere with lots of friendly banter exchanged... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted October 19, 2018 Share Posted October 19, 2018 I just hope these horrible b*****ds are in the cowshed next to the home fans tomorrow. Should be a great atmosphere with lots of friendly banter exchanged...Dae ye David? Yer some man so ye are! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 19, 2018 Share Posted October 19, 2018 2 hours ago, The Ghost of B A R P said: Anyway, enough speculation about the prospect of fan-on-fan action (oo-er missus) or McKinnon getting leathered (OO-ERRRR), to the game (sort of)... I can happily say that if we lose to this mutant rabble, I will burn down the main stand, raise the standard in the QB, march through the Gibby and the Port gathering an army of the disaffected, take on paid mercenaries in Paisley (war is war, brothers), make a detour around the West End of Glasgow (everybody knows Partick fans are shitebags and would dilute the fighting spirit of the army), before making a final push to Grangemouth, where thon Lord of the Rings battle scene will be re-enacted, the Ton forces storming in from the open side of the 'stadium' (I always felt that would come in useful at some point). The dug-out will be as undefended as the Winter Palace, McKinnon cowering and waiting for his fate. He looks up and sees that everyone has deserted him... only Joe McKee stands between him and a horrible end... he flips open the face of his signet ring and drinks the cyanide... MON THE FUCKIN TON... There’s great big chunks of this that simply won’t happen. The “if we lose” bit is particularly ridiculous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lanky_ffc Posted October 19, 2018 Share Posted October 19, 2018 Giving this one a miss. Worried for my safety tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
port-ton Posted October 19, 2018 Share Posted October 19, 2018 Giving this one a miss. Worried for my safety tbh.Licensed travel stewards will be there to protect you with their lives, don't worry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TurbineTon Posted October 19, 2018 Share Posted October 19, 2018 29 minutes ago, lanky_ffc said: Giving this one a miss. Worried for my safety tbh. Good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
falkirkthebigclub Posted October 19, 2018 Share Posted October 19, 2018 1 hour ago, port-ton said: 1 hour ago, badgerthewitness said: A few of us heading down tonight, thought we'd make a weekend of it. Ton fans: what's the dress code like at Word Up, will we be OK with Scutum & Stoney or is it more of a shirt & dress troosers policy? You could show up in shirt material made from roadkill and you'd get in to word up. Cheers. Do you think we'll need to split up into smaller groups? (15 of us heading down) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TurbineTon Posted October 19, 2018 Share Posted October 19, 2018 Careful, mate. MSC are going to Word Up tonight looking for any early arrivals of webbed feet losers from Falkirk. Look after yourself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
port-ton Posted October 19, 2018 Share Posted October 19, 2018 Cheers. Do you think we'll need to split up into smaller groups? (15 of us heading down)Aye I would say that's probably the wisest thing to do going any club. Never know how much of an arsehole the bouncers are going to be on any given night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
falkirkthebigclub Posted October 19, 2018 Share Posted October 19, 2018 8 minutes ago, TurbineTon said: Careful, mate. MSC are going to Word Up tonight looking for any early arrivals of webbed feet losers from Falkirk. Look after yourself. A Masters Degree, you say. Sounds like a jovial chap. A good time will be had by all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KabbaCharming Posted October 19, 2018 Share Posted October 19, 2018 11 minutes ago, badgerthewitness said: Cheers. Do you think we'll need to split up into smaller groups? (15 of us heading down) Definitely. Word Up isnt busy on a Friday, Red (also in the town) is far busier on a Friday but dont go there if you are over 25/27. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cappiecat Posted October 19, 2018 Share Posted October 19, 2018 I believe Morton should make fFC pay the £20 entrance fee for each of their homeland security agents. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrDust Posted October 19, 2018 Share Posted October 19, 2018 2 hours ago, RC55 FFC said: Brutal. Away win tomorrow, you can feel it already with all the laughable nonsense coming out of Greenock. Thankfully there is only 1100 o them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TurbineTon Posted October 19, 2018 Share Posted October 19, 2018 FWIW, Morton will shit the bed tomorrow. As fucking usual when it matters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Branch Ton Posted October 19, 2018 Share Posted October 19, 2018 4 hours ago, BishopLenBrennan said: First proper head's gone of the thread and it's not even a Morton fan Still at least his head is not shaped like a turnip. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roman_bairn Posted October 19, 2018 Share Posted October 19, 2018 Anyone know who this mentally defective character Mediocre Hat Stand is really? I appear to have acquired the best part of 100 red dots the past few days. Not sure quite why, appears to have a wasted life....but queue the next batch of reddies....[emoji16] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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