DA Baracus Posted October 11, 2018 Share Posted October 11, 2018 1 hour ago, ShaggysBeard said: Other Dunfermline fans referring to Raith Rovers as the wee team I find cringeworthy and embarrassing. To be fair, any nickname derived with the sole intent of getting a rise out of rival fans is fairly embarrassing in general. We wouldn't do it if it wasn't so effective in getting said rise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IainMorton Posted October 11, 2018 Share Posted October 11, 2018 3 hours ago, Fae_the_'briggs said: Is Morton's nickname for Falkirk now "The Snake Charmers"? There are a few things I would call Falkirk, that isn’t one of them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ira Gaines Posted October 11, 2018 Share Posted October 11, 2018 The Snake Charmers actually sounds quite exotic. f**k giving them that name. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jofis Posted October 11, 2018 Share Posted October 11, 2018 'The Monkey Hangers' is fairly embarrassing; a celebration of stupidity. We met a lad on holiday once. His mates called him 'Hot Chip' as a result of his stammer; felt a bit sorry for him but he seemed ok with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted October 11, 2018 Share Posted October 11, 2018 2 hours ago, jofis said: His mates called him 'Hot Chip' as a result of his stammer; felt a bit sorry for him but he seemed ok with it. I knew a guy with a stammer; I called him 'Donkey'. Somebody asked him why and he shrugged and said, "Hee-haw... Hee-haw... He always calls me that." (This is a lie, BTW.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jofis Posted October 11, 2018 Share Posted October 11, 2018 6 minutes ago, GordonD said: I knew a guy with a stammer; I called him 'Donkey'. Somebody asked him why and he shrugged and said, "Hee-haw... Hee-haw... He always calls me that." (This is a lie, BTW.) He sounds like an ass... ...sorry. Finally the 'resurgence' in dad jokes has been given official backing by those in the know. https://www.theguardian.com/culture/shortcuts/2018/oct/08/below-pa-the-strange-resurgence-of-dad-jokes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicken Wing Posted October 11, 2018 Share Posted October 11, 2018 Hivs Green and Grays Stirmong Lolbion Plastic Whistle Franchise FC Reekin Shitty Albion Lolvers Dumbfarton Mongtrose Failkirk Murderwell It's grey! Fucking imbecile! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted October 11, 2018 Share Posted October 11, 2018 Roof ravers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 13, 2018 Share Posted October 13, 2018 In no particular order: Septic Rankgers Dungfermline Ayr Ushited Fundee (inc. 'The Fun') The Famous (Particularly the bizarrely unironic references to Morton) Scumdee Scumfermline Honourable mentions outwith Scottish football: Chelski 5under1and (Bizarrely still in use by Newcastle fans despite Sunderland having pumped Newcastle 6 (SIX) times since the 5-1 game in 2010) The Dingles (Commonly used by multiple Yorkshire clubs as well as Wolves and WBA in reference to their rivals - unoriginal pish) The Spuds (I'm sure Tottenham fans will be crying into their popcorn about that one)The Dingles is Blackburn Rovers nick name for Burnley Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tree house tam Posted October 13, 2018 Share Posted October 13, 2018 On 04/10/2018 at 13:03, sjc said: There was a guy at our school with the nickname "shitehawk". Who was that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted October 13, 2018 Share Posted October 13, 2018 Who was that?Alex McLeish? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted October 13, 2018 Share Posted October 13, 2018 3 hours ago, tree house tam said: Who was that? Not sure mate. He was in 5th or 6th year when I was in 1st year.......think he was from Letham (your neck of the woods!) or Hillyland area. Seem to remember him wearing the typical "rockers" leather jacket from the 70/80's era......he was pretty non-descript tbh. Goodbye Shitehawk, we never even knew you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tree house tam Posted October 13, 2018 Share Posted October 13, 2018 38 minutes ago, sjc said: Not sure mate. He was in 5th or 6th year when I was in 1st year.......think he was from Letham (your neck of the woods!) or Hillyland area. Seem to remember him wearing the typical "rockers" leather jacket from the 70/80's era......he was pretty non-descript tbh. Goodbye Shitehawk, we never even knew you! Letham? If you were still in this continent I'd be through your fucking door you c**t!!! Never heard of anyone at our school called shitehawk. Thought a few were right enough Letham ffs! Fucking shitehole c***s. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted October 13, 2018 Share Posted October 13, 2018 1 hour ago, tree house tam said: Letham? If you were still in this continent I'd be through your fucking door you c**t!!! Never heard of anyone at our school called shitehawk. Thought a few were right enough Letham ffs! Fucking shitehole c***s. I was sure you were in the Young Letham Team (YLT)?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tree house tam Posted October 13, 2018 Share Posted October 13, 2018 32 minutes ago, sjc said: I was sure you were in the Young Letham Team (YLT)?! I used to like you sjc. The YLT were tracky wearing scumbags. We used to have more in common with the Garth Ave lads, fight them during the week then both go with Saints at the weekend. Some tense Saturdays on the same bus as a c**t you gave a black eye to during the week Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baillieinleeds Posted October 16, 2018 Share Posted October 16, 2018 I came up with 'The Parsnips' as well, though. You just have to take the rough with the smooth.I’ve always called them the WalloPARS. Very apt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted October 16, 2018 Share Posted October 16, 2018 WalloPARS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ira Gaines Posted October 16, 2018 Share Posted October 16, 2018 7 hours ago, baillieinleeds said: I’ve always called them the WalloPARS. Very apt Quite fitting admitting that in this thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enigma Posted October 17, 2018 Share Posted October 17, 2018 I liked the guy who went about here calling The Townies the FUDDs: Fife’s Ultimate Debt Dodgers. [emoji23] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted October 17, 2018 Share Posted October 17, 2018 FUDDs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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