John Lambies Doos Posted September 27, 2018 Share Posted September 27, 2018 Apparently women love a man in uniform - is this true?It’s just when I’m wearing my 1940’s German Army uniform in pubs the women run screaming...Am I doing something wrong!? Apparently not Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted September 27, 2018 Share Posted September 27, 2018 Who was the guy on the famous Hayden Panettiere thread that claimed he lost his virginity while fishing near Falkirk? If I recall it went something like two wee slappers went up to him while he was fishing and asked him if he fancied rattling the pair of them. To which he agreed. Then one of them started giving a tutorial, kiss here, lick there etc while her pal was getting pumped. That was as funny as the guy shagging the Hunchback. I still piss myself at that P&B paint image someone drew of it.That was Olaf Thom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Priti priti priti Patel Posted September 27, 2018 Share Posted September 27, 2018 20 hours ago, Slenderman said: The Hunchback story was fucking amazing. The hunchback story lives in the NSFW forum. I came across it for the first time last week. No pics though. 20 hours ago, The OP said: On the contrary I would be very surprised if you don’t end up marrying a beautiful and successful American actress in a ceremony watched by millions of saddos. This has always annoyed me. She wasn't even successful. Apart from Suits she had never had a recurring character role. She even went on Deal or No Deal to try and get famous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The OP Posted September 27, 2018 Share Posted September 27, 2018 1 hour ago, Margaret Thatcher said: This has always annoyed me. She wasn't even successful. Apart from Suits she had never had a recurring character role. She even went on Deal or No Deal to try and get famous. If you take the average actress’ career and plot it against number of fridges sold in Slovakia the results are mental, but by any more sensible measure having a recurring role in Suits makes you a success. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RadgerTheBadger Posted September 28, 2018 Share Posted September 28, 2018 On 24/09/2018 at 14:53, diegomarahenry said: I met a guy I grew up with at the weekend, haven't spoken to him for maybe 15 years. He joined the army after leaving school and I had a brief chat with him, maybe 10min. He was in the pub on his own on a Saturday night. Most of my side of the conversation was a ratio of 4 nods to an uhu with the occasional 'Oh Right!' thrown in. In the 10min, he told me he was in the Royal service, Stood on guard duty at Buckingham palace where women would put phone numbers in his pocket, grab his arse/bollocks all day, Supermodels most of them. Most days he was shagging back at the barracks. The tattoo every year, famous for the army groupies, he is shagging every night (I've been once, the majority of the audience were over 65) These were the two most memorable ones, when I left the pub he was 'getting the eyes' off of one of the bar staff and was going to hang about, last time I saw him he was waiting on a taxi, on his own. Do any other posters on PnB have any mates who make up obviously false shagging stories. @The Grass Is Greener. Although it’s him and not his mates, seeing how he’s never had any mates in real life. He’s the epitome of VL so this sounds exactly up his street Div, close thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RadgerTheBadger Posted September 28, 2018 Share Posted September 28, 2018 On 24/09/2018 at 16:02, sjc said: P&B is made up of 49% deviants, 1% sociopaths and 50% virgins.... Yep, that’s @The Grass Is Greener.for you On 25/09/2018 at 17:15, StoneStacker said: Only regular shag you would get in the forces was from each other FTFY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted September 28, 2018 Share Posted September 28, 2018 17 minutes ago, RadgerTheBadger said: Yep, that’s @The Grass Is Greener.for you FTFY You've got a right hard-on for @The Grass Is Greener. mate. You might want to try playing hard to get.....he might start noticing you more Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AsimButtHitsASix Posted September 28, 2018 Share Posted September 28, 2018 16 hours ago, Margaret Thatcher said: The hunchback story lives in the NSFW forum. I came across it for the first time last week Disgusting behaviour Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Priti priti priti Patel Posted September 28, 2018 Share Posted September 28, 2018 3 hours ago, AsimButtHitsASix said: Disgusting behaviour Nah she's started to lotion it. Less purple now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ah-dee Posted September 29, 2018 Share Posted September 29, 2018 i met my ex wife after the pubs had emptied, took her home that night and my mates didnt believe me next day when i said id taken a solid wid home. a few years later we were married which shut them up. suppose they had rhe last laugh when she lobbed me out 11 months later! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted September 29, 2018 Share Posted September 29, 2018 That was Olaf Thom.Assuming its the same one from the OneF forum, id just like to thank everyone for running him off of here before I arrived. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Co.Down Hibee Posted September 30, 2018 Share Posted September 30, 2018 A mate of mine has said for years that whilst on a rugby trip in Wales,he horsed Bonnie Tyler on a pool table in the pub she owns while her husband watched . Always put it down as bullshit although there is a niggling part of me thinks it might be true,this was 25 years ago ,hes a big rugby type good looking sort and I know he was definitely in the pub she had. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted September 30, 2018 Share Posted September 30, 2018 1 hour ago, Co.Down Hibee said: A mate of mine has said for years that whilst on a rugby trip in Wales,he horsed Bonnie Tyler on a pool table in the pub she owns while her husband watched . Always put it down as bullshit although there is a niggling part of me thinks it might be true,this was 25 years ago ,hes a big rugby type good looking sort and I know he was definitely in the pub she had. I always thought her name was ironic, as she is far from bonny. But then she may have been a roof tiler of course, as she looks like she had worked outdoors in all weathers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J_Stewart Posted September 30, 2018 Share Posted September 30, 2018 [mention=39917]The Grass Is Greener.[/mention] Although it’s him and not his mates, seeing how he’s never had any mates in real life. He’s the epitome of VL so this sounds exactly up his street Div, close thread FTFYWhat a creepy weirdo this RadgerTheBadger character is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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