Melanius Mullarkey Posted September 6, 2019 Share Posted September 6, 2019 6 hours ago, Boghead ranter said: “It is on the fucking West Coast, Boris” 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasy23 Posted September 6, 2019 Share Posted September 6, 2019 No, only complete weirdos stand up to wipe. "This one time, at band camp...." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted September 6, 2019 Share Posted September 6, 2019 No, only complete weirdos stand up to wipe. Boris - "oow, woman. Must touch."Red woman - "Now, we talked about this Boris, remember the relaxation techniques" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddiemunster Posted September 6, 2019 Share Posted September 6, 2019 8 hours ago, Boghead ranter said: So, you'll be really strong but probably only live into your late 40s -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8MileBU Posted September 7, 2019 Share Posted September 7, 2019 Her: “So Boris, they really do just give any c**t a shot at this PM lark eh?” Him: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Steele Posted September 7, 2019 Share Posted September 7, 2019 19 hours ago, Boghead ranter said: Right, as I see it, you've got two options. Either ask Jeremy to a televised date and you both do Derek & Clive's 'A Bloke Came Up To Me' sketch or you go solo with 'The Insulting Frenchman' from Python's Holy Grail. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pozbaird Posted September 8, 2019 Share Posted September 8, 2019 (edited) Laura: ‘Here’s the problem Boris. Marshall was OK, but Mulgrew kept dropping too deep and inviting pressure. O’Donnell was just utter pish, not his fault, but who else was there? Robertson just didn’t play like he does at Liverpool, the midfield was missing after the opening goal. McGinn tried hard, but surely Christie should have been in from the start. Fraser’s crosses were gash, McBurnie is a big haddie, and Clarke’s subsitutions were ineffective. Forrest has been crap in his last few games, Kenny McLean didn’t offer much, and McTominay is only there because he plays for Man U.... So, what do you do against the Belgians? Boris? Hello, Boris?’ Edited September 8, 2019 by pozbaird -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curmudgeon Posted September 8, 2019 Share Posted September 8, 2019 No, only complete weirdos stand up to wipe. Don't feel bad. An impotent Johnson is nothing to be embarrassed about. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted September 8, 2019 Author Share Posted September 8, 2019 No, only complete weirdos stand up to wipe. A short back and sides but cut it with your teeth and not scissors. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillyAnchor Posted September 9, 2019 Share Posted September 9, 2019 On 06/09/2019 at 09:17, Boghead ranter said: No, only complete weirdos stand up to wipe. Horrific club photos thread for this pish 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted September 10, 2019 Share Posted September 10, 2019 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted September 10, 2019 Share Posted September 10, 2019 31 minutes ago, welshbairn said: I just chose the first available seat, honestly. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted September 10, 2019 Share Posted September 10, 2019 "Miss miss, someone's done a big shit in the middle of the classroom" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herman Hessian Posted September 10, 2019 Share Posted September 10, 2019 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 10, 2019 Share Posted September 10, 2019 1 hour ago, welshbairn said: "Miss, miss, is it true that after Brexit, everyone born in Britain can stay, like all the kids in our class here, but anyone born overseas (BJ is from New York), like that pasty big twat in the red tie, will be getting kicked out?". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted November 28, 2019 Author Share Posted November 28, 2019 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101 Posted November 28, 2019 Share Posted November 28, 2019 1 hour ago, Cerberus said: Lanyard and croc w****r, shrunk by God as punishment. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hearthammer Posted November 28, 2019 Share Posted November 28, 2019 1 hour ago, Cerberus said: "Dear Dignitas, I've decided the cheaper and happier option is pillows over the pus" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted November 28, 2019 Share Posted November 28, 2019 Why are we captioning a photoshop? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pozbaird Posted November 28, 2019 Share Posted November 28, 2019 On 10/09/2019 at 14:27, welshbairn said: A voice in the background, after a long, long, pause..... ‘Slytherin’. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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