The new Kia Ceed Posted September 17, 2018 Share Posted September 17, 2018 http://www.woodlandtrust.org.uk/visiting-woods/tree-of-year-2018/scotland/ 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted September 17, 2018 Share Posted September 17, 2018 ^^^Wood! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted September 17, 2018 Share Posted September 17, 2018 They trees are shite. My cock is bigger and bushier than them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted September 17, 2018 Share Posted September 17, 2018 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The new Kia Ceed Posted September 17, 2018 Author Share Posted September 17, 2018 18 minutes ago, Cerberus said: They trees are shite. My cock is bigger and bushier than them. No doubt there is a Penis of the year 2018 awards somewhere! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted September 17, 2018 Share Posted September 17, 2018 17 minutes ago, Zen Archer said: Is this brother a past winner? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ah-dee Posted September 17, 2018 Share Posted September 17, 2018 theyre not trees. these are good trees. all found at Sunnyside Mental Institution by Montrose Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Watson Posted September 18, 2018 Share Posted September 18, 2018 This tree would kick the shít out of all other trees. It's a Tree-Rex. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
endieinreekie Posted September 18, 2018 Share Posted September 18, 2018 What about the Fortingall Yew from your very own #Perthshire? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted September 18, 2018 Share Posted September 18, 2018 I have a tulip tree in my front garden. Not once has it flowered the useless c**t. If anybody wants a tulip tree, PM me please. Free for uplift. Its now about 15m tall so might take a bit of digging out but that's not my problem. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 18, 2018 Share Posted September 18, 2018 3 hours ago, endieinreekie said: What about the Fortingall Yew from your very own #Perthshire? Yewtree you say? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted September 18, 2018 Share Posted September 18, 2018 1 hour ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: I have a tulip tree in my front garden. Not once has it flowered the useless c**t. If anybody wants a tulip tree, PM me please. Free for uplift. Its now about 15m tall so might take a bit of digging out but that's not my problem. It takes them 15-20 years to bloom so maybe you would like to hold off on the offer? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted September 18, 2018 Share Posted September 18, 2018 3 minutes ago, hk blues said: It takes them 15-20 years to bloom so maybe you would like to hold off on the offer? Seriously? Ah well, its been in nearly 15 years so I could be on to a winner.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted September 18, 2018 Share Posted September 18, 2018 2 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Seriously? Ah well, its been in nearly 15 years so I could be on to a winner.... Apparently. Hang tight for another 5 years and everything in the garden will be rosy. Or tulipy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 18, 2018 Share Posted September 18, 2018 19 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Seriously? Ah well, its been in nearly 15 years so I could be on to a winner.... That tree was only 15 years old Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted September 18, 2018 Share Posted September 18, 2018 14 hours ago, The new Kia Ceed said: No doubt there is a Penis of the year 2018 awards somewhere! Women's 'Equality' Party annual conference. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted September 18, 2018 Share Posted September 18, 2018 1 hour ago, banana said: Women's 'Equality' Party annual conference. ^^^ Keynote Speaker for the plenary session "Vamps, VIctims and Feminazis". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 18, 2018 Share Posted September 18, 2018 Was listening to a programme recently about the International Conference of Clitoral Stroking. 15 minutes of no-interruption clitoris stroking per day is advocated. Lube required to maintain the correct level of (minimal) friction and to use your left hand (if right handed/vice versa). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamamafegan Posted September 18, 2018 Share Posted September 18, 2018 Have to say that I am disappointed with this years contestants for TOTY. None of them leave me feeling very inspired. I’m struggling to pick one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted September 18, 2018 Share Posted September 18, 2018 4 hours ago, banana said: Women's 'Equality' Party annual conference. 25 meetings, 50 speakers. Will they all speak at the same time? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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