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2 hours ago, Busta Nut said:

I saw he was dead and it was cos a few Rangers fans on Twitter had saw her on Tinder, a month after he's passed.

I seen that after my post, there seems to be a following claim that the Tinder profile has been faked.

You couldn't make the whole story up!

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2 hours ago, Busta Nut said:

I saw he was dead and it was cos a few Rangers fans on Twitter had saw her on Tinder, a month after he's passed.

 

12 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said:

I seen that after my post, there seems to be a following claim that the Tinder profile has been faked.

You couldn't make the whole story up!

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An exhibitionist who would sometimes spend up to four hours a day pleasuring himself in front of neighbours has been put on the sex offender’s register.

Multiple times over the course of many weeks, Rory Kerr was spotted exposing himself in his back garden in Boddam – all in plain view of appalled neighbours.

https://www.eveningexpress.co.uk/fp/news/local/exhibitionist-whose-garden-sex-acts-lasted-up-to-four-hours-a-day-given-unpaid-work/

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15 hours ago, MEADOWXI said:

4 Hours - Tantric w****r

He was an Aberdonian.

Tight fisted and not wanting to spill anything

ETA: I saw his name is Rory Kerr although he'll be answering to Juan from now on

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8 hours ago, Suspect Device said:

So many to choose from near my old home.

Simulated sex on a taxi.

Headbutting a bar window.

A woman hitting the police with a bar and squeezing his genitals.

Fife. Don't ever change.

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I've seen that taxi shagger run about a playground waving his willy at school kids.  He was in primary four or five at the time mind (same class* as me), but eventually getting jailed for some form of sexual offence shouldn't really come as a surprise.

If I remember correctly, his defence for shagging the taxi was that he had been celebrating Celtic's treble treble.  As you do.

 

*as well as another guy who would go on to murder his mum, and a girl who tried to stab another one in P7 (eventually ending up in some young offender's institute).  

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