The OP Posted September 4, 2018 Share Posted September 4, 2018 I've got a couple of mates who set up a business together and one of them gets extremely touchy when you suggest the other one is his boss. He knows we know it's not true but it's still guaranteed to get a totally OTT reaction, tis tremendous fun. Sometimes get newcomers to the group to ask him about his work and say "Sounds to me like Stephen is your boss" just to watch his outraged reaction at a stranger who clearly knows nothing about him making him feel emasculated. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pub car king Posted September 4, 2018 Share Posted September 4, 2018 Any of these unwanted touchers should be met by a punch to the windpipe. Can't breath then they certainly can't touch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted September 4, 2018 Share Posted September 4, 2018 14 hours ago, paranoid android said: There's a lassie at work called Elizabeth who goes into a strop when folk inadvertently call her Liz. We had a young girl called Elizabeth at work and when I asked her which variant of the name she preferred, she said "any of them really, I'm not really bothered". Let's just say she wasn't particularly impressed by being called Betty from then on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted September 4, 2018 Share Posted September 4, 2018 Just now, Hedgecutter said: We had a young girl called Elizabeth at work and when I asked her which variant of the name she preferred, she said "any of them really, I'm not really bothered". Let's just say she wasn't particularly impressed by being called Betty from then on. Did she call you Al? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted September 4, 2018 Share Posted September 4, 2018 2 minutes ago, Zen Archer said: Did she call you Al? No. I may be intelligent, but I'm not artificial. I think it's that way around anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted September 4, 2018 Share Posted September 4, 2018 I know of someone who got a bit too touchy feely and is in court next week because of sexual harassment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 4, 2018 Share Posted September 4, 2018 1 minute ago, throbber said: I know of someone who got a bit too touchy feely and is in court next week because of sexual harassment. So do you think your dad will get sent down? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted September 4, 2018 Share Posted September 4, 2018 So do you think your dad will get sent down? It’s not my dad, it’s the father of the guy I had made mention of a few months back who made an inappropriate comment about my pregnant girlfriend at a wedding we were at. Him and his dad are both disgusting perverts and I hope they both get done for sexual harassment. c***s. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 4, 2018 Share Posted September 4, 2018 3 minutes ago, throbber said: It’s not my dad, it’s the father of the guy I had made mention of a few months back who made an inappropriate comment about my pregnant girlfriend at a wedding we were at. Him and his dad are both disgusting perverts and I hope they both get done for sexual harassment. c***s. Along with your love of "catch a predator" vids there's a strong sense of the poster doth protest too much, methinks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted September 4, 2018 Share Posted September 4, 2018 Along with your love of "catch a predator" vids there's a strong sense of the poster doth protest too much, methinks.I thought you had left the forum anyway? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted September 4, 2018 Share Posted September 4, 2018 28 minutes ago, Hedgecutter said: No. I may be intelligent, but I'm not artificial. I think it's that way around anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 4, 2018 Share Posted September 4, 2018 12 minutes ago, throbber said: I thought you had left the forum anyway? Was just having a personal crisis for a few weeks there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted September 4, 2018 Share Posted September 4, 2018 24 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Was just having a personal crisis for a few weeks there. Do you need money? Someone should organise a whip-round. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 4, 2018 Share Posted September 4, 2018 2 minutes ago, NewBornBairn said: Do you need money? Someone should organise a whip-round. Funny you should mention that. There are a few gaps in the winter wardrobe. Been looking at a copper coloured gilet for underneath my tweed long coat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted September 4, 2018 Share Posted September 4, 2018 1 hour ago, throbber said: It’s not my dad, it’s the father of the guy I had made mention of a few months back who made an inappropriate comment about my pregnant girlfriend at a wedding we were at. Him and his dad are both disgusting perverts and I hope they both get done for sexual harassment. c***s. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted September 4, 2018 Share Posted September 4, 2018 1 hour ago, Shandon Par said: So do you think your dad will go down? THink that was his problem in the first place. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicken Wing Posted September 4, 2018 Share Posted September 4, 2018 Do you need money? Someone should organise a whip-round.#crispypets Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 4, 2018 Share Posted September 4, 2018 I don't think my mum has ever called me by the right name and she's the same with my brother. He gets really angry and has to correct her for getting his name wrong. I think she gets it close enough considering she has spent most of the last 40 odd years in a drink and painkiller induced stupor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid android Posted September 4, 2018 Author Share Posted September 4, 2018 13 hours ago, Bairnardo said: Wasn't sure if this thread was going to be about needlessly crabbit b*****ds, or folk who feel the need to break the touch barrier. Both of them can f**k off tbh. That's this thread, mate: Also started by me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8MileBU Posted September 4, 2018 Share Posted September 4, 2018 There's a wifey in my work called Cheryl, but the ch is pronounced the way you pronounce chips. When someone, who doesn't know her, pronounces it 'Sheryl' she nearly bites their head off. It's her own fault for wanting her name pronounced like that, the fud.So ‘Chipsryl’ then?Mmmmmmmm. Chips. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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