Next permanent Morton manager

[Ranaldo Bairn]

A use of an emoji. The hallmark of a bright spark

Sorry. Maybe I'd be better wishing physical harm on someone, eh?

[Rudolph Hucker]

1 hour ago, Ranaldo Bairn said:

3 hours ago, JJ Fae The YY said:

A use of an emoji. The hallmark of a bright spark

Sorry. Maybe I'd be better wishing physical harm on someone, eh?

There's been a grand total of one (ONE) solitary comment in support of the post you're referring to; otherwise it's been rightly ignored.

Except by you, of course.

Give it a feckin' rest.

[Ranaldo Bairn]

I'll take no instruction from you, sir.

The guy made a knobbish comment which I pointed out as being such. This seems to have got up your nose for reasons unknown. So I'm not even going to waste any more time on you finding out.

[DeeBairn]

Rudolph Hucker the Utter Fucker. 

 

Someone should put that to music. 

[Rudolph Hucker]

6 minutes ago, Ranaldo Bairn said:

The guy made a knobbish comment which I pointed out as being such.

Aye. But once was enough, we got the message.

4 minutes ago, DeeBairn said:

Rudolph Hucker the Utter Fucker. 

 

Someone should put that to music. 

Wow.

[AsimButtHitsASix]

I greenied the comment about Ray getting leathered by a guy from Larkfield.

As, obviously, it was tongue in cheek: continuing the over exaggerated seethe Morton fans have been promoting about Ray McKinnon's snakey slitherings and had a wee touch of self-deprecating humour aimed toward Greenock's second loveliest council estate and the mental image it provided, of some red faced jakie in a kappa trackie leathering Ray down the touchline all the way to Sinclair Street between swigs of MD and draws on a rollie, was an amusing one.

Anyone who is actually getting their knickers wet about it almost certainly has a writing desk with the address of Points of View already printed on the envelopes and has internal ennui about whether to start their letters with "Dear Sir/Madam" or "To Whom It May Concern"

Anyway. I hope it's someone from The Strone that leathers Ray. They know the local area better to make their escape.

[Mr.Blue]

On 14/09/2018 at 21:53, DeeBairn said:

Rudolph Hucker the Utter Fucker. 

 

Someone should put that to music. 

You alright mate?

[cappiecat]

I'd like Crawford to walk onto the pitch, radio mic in hand, and offer the snake a square go in front of the cowshed.

[DeeBairn]

15 minutes ago, cappiecat said:

I'd like Crawford to walk onto the pitch, radio mic in hand, and offer the snake a square go in front of the cowshed.

Nah, he won't do that. He'll be too feart incase we ask for unicorns or something for compo. 

[axeman]

For the game against Falkirk we should introduce the Snake's ex-wife that dumped him as our guest of honour.

[The Ghost of B A R P]

2 hours ago, DeeBairn said:

Nah, he won't do that. He'll be too feart incase we ask for unicorns or something for compo. 

Aye, because you'll be asking for compo...

Of course you will... any club in your situation would.

Maybe better asking Crawford if he could weigh you in with a couple of league points till January...

[DeeBairn]

3 minutes ago, The Ghost of B A R P said:

Aye, because you'll be asking for compo...

Of course you will... any club in your situation would.

Maybe better asking Crawford if he could weigh you in with a couple of league points till January...

Nah, you hold onto those points buddy. 

[Crawford Baptie]

For the game against Falkirk we should introduce the Snake's ex-wife that dumped him as our guest of honour.

Fuckin hell man. [emoji849]

[falkirkthebigclub]

Worth noting Morton have a few thoughtful and intelligent P&Bers, the kind who make objective and interesting points regarding a variety of topics. Even the VL makes for a half decent pantomime villain & Hucker's abstract seethe is fairly entertaining. 

Unfortunately they also carry a high quota of Livi/Hamilton/Clyde/Juniors Forum/Piracy level of roasters, as witnessed on this thread. 

McKinnon wont face a 'welcome to the hell'-style cauldron of hate, he'll face 1500 pissed off Scottish Football fans in the pouring rain who'll grumble for 90 minutes then f**k of home.

[LargsTON]

1 hour ago, badgerthewitness said:

McKinnon wont face a 'welcome to the hell'-style cauldron of hate, he'll face 1500 pissed off Scottish Football fans in the pouring rain who'll grumble for 90 minutes then f**k of home.

We're talking about when he comes to Greenock,  not the next Grangemouth home match.  HTH.

[Toby]

6 minutes ago, LargsTON said:

We're talking about when he comes to Greenock,  not the next Grangemouth home match.  HTH.

He’s not too far off the mark though. Whilst Cappielow lends itself to a better atmosphere than Falkirk, it’s hardly going to be the Ali Sami Yen.

If they’re in the WDE there’ll probably be a few more insults than usual traded between the fans, but the layout of the ground won’t exactly make it intimidating for McKinnon and co. with the bulk of our support on the other side of the ground, and their dugout surrounded by the disabled section, the press and the directors box.

In reality, the Falkirk fans will probably look forward to the game as much as any this season because there’ll be a bit of bite about it and the worst that will happen to McKinnon is that he gets the cold shoulder when in and around the ground. We’ll get a slightly bigger crowd, but not much else.

[AsimButtHitsASix]

I would like to thank Toby for lulling the snake into a false sense of security. Whilst saying that "not much else" will happen I have no doubt he's sharpening bicycle spokes for his home made crossbow as we speak.

[The Ghost of B A R P]

4 hours ago, badgerthewitness said:

Worth noting Morton have a few thoughtful and intelligent P&Bers, the kind who make objective and interesting points regarding a variety of topics. Even the VL makes for a half decent pantomime villain & Hucker's abstract seethe is fairly entertaining. 

Unfortunately they also carry a high quota of Livi/Hamilton/Clyde/Juniors Forum/Piracy level of roasters, as witnessed on this thread. 

McKinnon wont face a 'welcome to the hell'-style cauldron of hate, he'll face 1500 pissed off Scottish Football fans in the pouring rain who'll grumble for 90 minutes then f**k of home.

Profound, mate... profound.

Worth noting that Falkirk have an awful lot of P&Bers who are apparently aware that your BoD has made an utter c*nt of your season, but can't acknowledge that the way they went about 'hiring' McKinnon was entirely consistent with their general uselessness.

Time to admit that 'big teaming' Morton was the desperate act of a desperate board... and has made no difference whatsoever to your chances of survival.

Falkirk have shot themselves in the foot, McKinnon has shot himself in the face...

Don't care what kind of reception he gets next month, as long as we win... 4 or 5 nil would be nice.

[Rudolph Hucker]

17 hours ago, badgerthewitness said:

Worth noting Morton have a few thoughtful and intelligent P&Bers, the kind who make objective and interesting points regarding a variety of topics. Even the VL makes for a half decent pantomime villain & Hucker's abstract seethe is fairly entertaining. 

Unfortunately they also carry a high quota of Livi/Hamilton/Clyde/Juniors Forum/Piracy level of roasters, as witnessed on this thread. 

McKinnon wont face a 'welcome to the hell'-style cauldron of hate, he'll face 1500 pissed off Scottish Football fans in the pouring rain who'll grumble for 90 minutes then f**k of home.

Well, I've never been known to seethe, neither on this cesspit nor in real life, but that apart your post is pretty much on the money. As are Toby's and BARP's, for that matter.

It'll be a slightly bigger crowd than normal for the October 20th game and there'll be a bit more needle to the atmosphere, especially before kickoff and maybe on the pitch, but unless some wee fannies NOT on the pitch have taken on too much Buckfast that'll be as far as it goes.  And that's exactly how it should be, it's only the fitba'.