vikingTON Posted September 3, 2018 Share Posted September 3, 2018 1 hour ago, VictorOnopko said: Translation: "We're utter shite and in much more disarray than you, having suddenly lost our manager to the team propping up the table, so bafflingly, I'm here to goad you about not thrashing us by a large enough margin. There have been no tears, snotters or mentions of snakes from me or any other Morton fans on this site in the last 3 days. Your second goal by the wonderful Kris Doolan didn't hit the back of our net, either". ^^^ word salad 1 hour ago, Thistle_do_nicely said: finishing below us in the group stages of the league cup Yes, we're all having sleepless nights about that one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Ghost of B A R P Posted September 3, 2018 Share Posted September 3, 2018 Guys, guys... row back, calm doon... take it eeeeeasy... Any Morton fan denying that Bell, Slater, Erskine, Storey, and Doolan fekin _stroll_ into our team is loolapadoozaloola... We'd have a closer look at Penrice and Spittal as well, but nae promises... Your centre-backs, though, are murderoonie... They're so bad I can see why Archibald thought O'Ware was Beckenbauer. So here goes: Thistle will probably finish above us... unless we dig ourselves out of this manager problem prontos-likesay; tune into the Morton manager thread for more diamond insights... The Ghost of B__ A_____ R____ P__ knows his fitba... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted September 3, 2018 Share Posted September 3, 2018 Tbh if we lose a game I will be on here want Archie punted.Won’t happen though. The title is ours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nightmare Posted September 3, 2018 Share Posted September 3, 2018 6 hours ago, virginton said: The same gormless fanbase that unsuccessfully planted their week's giro on a Morton win now seem rather excitable after that breathtaking 1-0 thrashing of a managerless outfit. It'll be back to tears, snotters and 'Archibald out!111!111!' by the end of the month though. 5 hours ago, virginton said: To think that you quietly deleted your original post for being a shite comeback and that was the best replacement you could come up with. Oh Nizzy. 3 hours ago, virginton said: ^^^ word salad Yes, we're all having sleepless nights about that one. ^^^ sobbing uncontrollably Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TONTROOPER Posted September 3, 2018 Share Posted September 3, 2018 7 hours ago, JinkyBairn said: At least you’re not rattled tho. …..says a snake familiar with 'rattlers'...…..why don't you and chief rat snake make babies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
falkirkthebigclub Posted September 3, 2018 Share Posted September 3, 2018 5 minutes ago, TONTROOPER said: …..says a snake familiar with 'rattlers'...…..why don't you and chief rat snake make babies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JinkyBairn Posted September 3, 2018 Share Posted September 3, 2018 29 minutes ago, TONTROOPER said: …..says a snake familiar with 'rattlers'...…..why don't you and chief rat snake make babies. Post of the year tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Stevie Aitken's Love Child Posted September 4, 2018 Share Posted September 4, 2018 Arse biscuits is a much underused phrase. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted September 4, 2018 Author Share Posted September 4, 2018 26 minutes ago, Stevie Aitken's Love Child said: Arse biscuits is a much underused phrase. Indeed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted September 5, 2018 Author Share Posted September 5, 2018 New footage from Firhill: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted September 7, 2018 Author Share Posted September 7, 2018 Check out @SubbuteoOnline’s Tweet: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arnold Layne Posted September 7, 2018 Share Posted September 7, 2018 Reported on WAT that the linesman is in Sweden tonight, running the line at a Euro U21 Qualifier v Norway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AsimButtHitsASix Posted September 9, 2018 Share Posted September 9, 2018 All this arguing about the goal is missing the main point. I got into the ground nae bother and the seat didn't have bird shite on it. Well done Jags. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyrshireTon Posted September 10, 2018 Share Posted September 10, 2018 On 07/09/2018 at 10:06, jagfox99 said: Check out @SubbuteoOnline’s Tweet: The subbuteo mascot behind the linesman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted September 10, 2018 Author Share Posted September 10, 2018 1 minute ago, AyrshireTon said: The subbuteo mascot behind the linesman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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